Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee

[RamboLiberal]

WILLMAR, Minn. - A 50-year-old man who told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decided to defend his property — with a squirt gun filled with fox urine.

Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law.

Wagar pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Kandiyohi County District Court to misdemeanor assault and other charges. He was released on personal recognizance.

According to police, Wagar was on his property Sept. 16 when he used night vision goggles to see 15-20 people running toward his place. He told police that he told them to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with the fox urine. He also allegedly struggled with one of the teens.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28191199/

At least he didn't shoot them.

[Captain Hilts]

1. It seems oddly appropriate. He gets points for style with me. nt

[Marrah_G]

2. No problem with this at all

To bad he couldn't toss buckets of skunk musk on them so they would stink for a few days.

[Swede]

3. Why are these kids repeatedly tping his house?

That is the question.

[BoneDaddy]

7. really what answer would

make you believe the kids were justified in doing so?

[mondo joe]

10. Whatever their reason, they have no right to do it.

If he's doing something wrong, there are other ways to deal with it.

[lumberjack_jeff]

34. Because he looks funny.

Who can blame those poor kids? :sarcasm:

[Feron]

35. Who knows?! Teenagers do dumb things.

My friends and I in high school once rolled a house because one of my friends had a crush on the guy that lived there.

Regardless I see why the man was fed up and what he did doesn't sound harmful. Even the neighborhood Scrooge doesn't deserve to have his property repeatedly vandalized.

[spiritual_gunfighter]

41. We used to roll people's houses in junior high that we liked n/t

[BoneDaddy]

4. I tend to agree

non toxic, smells horrible and they were trespassing.

[LostinVA]

5. He didn't shoot them and the urine is non-hazardous

HE shouldn't be the one in trouble.

[DireStrike]

6. ....Where do you get fox piss?

I know, from foxes.

Good for him. I hope the legal system turns a blind eye to his "crimes".

[DonEBrook]

13. I asked the same question before I realized...from a fox potty, of course!

:D
:rofl:

[derby378]

15. You can buy fox urine by the bottle at some livestock supply stores

I opened up a bottle of either fox urine or mountain lion urine at our feed store just to find out how strong this stuff is. Damn, but it's pungent! If you're not careful, the smell will stay in your nostrils for a week.

[mondo joe]

21. Well that solves my Christmas shopping needs! NT

[Mira]

52. Good to know. Been trying to gather squirrel pee to scare some vandals

who are bugging me !
(stark Heine tag line, makes my hair stand on edge)

[supernova]

17. Sporting goods stores

have varieties of bottled compounds that are or emulate different animal urines as either a repellant or attractant for whatever your prey is. I'm sure he got it at a sporting goods store.

Good on him for using a nonharmful way of dealing with the kids.

:thumbsup:

[Schema Thing]

8. That's kinda hot

[Mugweed]

11. Some people would pay good money for that.

Maybe he could start a service and advertise on Craigslist.

[deaniac21]

48. Here you go...

http://www.predatorpee.com/

[Puzzler]

9. ... so if he'd actually shot at them with a firearm...

... then all would have been fine and dandy (second amendment and all)?

(just asking)

[KansDem]

14. Only if he were in Pasadena, Texas.

CBS

[DonEBrook]

12. I like this Wagar guy but I have to wonder...seriously...how the hell did he manage to

put together a stash of fox piss. Wow.
:rofl:

[iamthebandfanman]

18. im pretty sure u can buy it cant ya ? n/t

[RebelOne]

22. Yes, any place that sells hunting supplies. n/t

[Poll_Blind]

20. I guess there's a thriving market for Predator Pee to keep animals away from...

...your garden. Dude, some of this is hilarious...

Yes, it DOES say "Best PEE Value!"

http://www.predatorpee.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Category_Code=FU

PB

[greguganus]

30. Employees of fox pee company should form a union. (UAW-Urine of Animals Workers) n/t

[Ignis]

36. I know it's funny and all, but ...

After years of trying various solutions, Coyote urine is the only thing that works to keep raccoons out of my garden and trashcans. :)

[Poll_Blind]

37. Nice! We have a problem with racoons out here too- I just might...

...try that. I hadn't heard of it before this aricle.

PB

[Ignis]

40. It's pretty cheap to try it out.

I think we spent less than $20 on urine and "scent darts"--which are really just cotton balls glued to a stick. :)

Before the Time of Urine, the raccoons would open our locking, magnetic cat door (!), come into the kitchen, and eat an entire bag of cat food overnight. It certainly tested my patience.

One thing to keep in mind is that your pets may react strongly to the coyote urine, because...well, it's predator pee. But luckily, our cats only freaked out for about 2 days.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

44. I swear to Dawg that raccoons are the Mafia of the animal world

A couple of times in my life I lived close to wooded areas (even though I was in inner ring suburbs) and would occasionally catch the critters in my garage or trying to get into garbage cans. They just stood there and looked at me with a "Youse gots a problem wit' me? And whatcha gonna do about it?" look on their faces. A raccoon will eat or steal anything that isn't nailed down, and so help me, I think they pry up the stuff that is nailed down.

[Ignis]

47. One of my cats was convinced that he was The Raccoon Avenger!

And as a result, we had to take him to the vet TWICE to deal with the resulting puncture wounds. We did everything we could to keep him indoors when the raccoons were active outside, but he'd find a way to sneak out a briefly open door or whatnot, and make a beeline for wherever the raccoons were hiding.

Of course, his courage only went so far: Both of the puncture wounds were on his rear end.

:rofl:

I'm going straight to hell for that one....

[iamthebandfanman]

16. 15-20 people?!

god damn , does it really take that many people or were these kids to moronic to figure it out with a small group of people?

lol honestly, 20 people!?
how could you not get caught.

[supernova]

26. Really, that's a small mob

No wonder the guy was pissed off.

I wouldn't have any problem with a couple of kids doing it a time or two just for fun, but really 20 is too many.

[Ikonoklast]

19. He gets style points for that one.

And a bonus ten points for originality.

[Catherine Vincent]

23. How did he acquire the fox pee?

[CoffeeCat]

24. And as these fox-pee soaked teens sped away...

...in their car---they looked in the rear view mirror to see this horrific image:

[Mist]

27. LOL! Best laugh today! Thanks, TwoSparkles! nt

[DonEBrook]

28. I don't often literally GOL (guffaw out loud) but I did reading that!1

:D

[BreweryYardRat]

46. Thanks. I really needed that laugh. n/t

[hfojvt]

51. BEAGLES UP!!!

:rofl:

[Poll_Blind]

25. Next pertinent question: Was this FREE-RANGE FOX PISS?

Because the thought of all those foxes being forced to drink Earl Grey all day...the horror...

On reflection, I guess they get it from furriers who farm foxes for their fur. That's BLOOD URINE.

PB

[Crabby Appleton]

29. I'd like to send him a super soaker

he'll have to supply his own fox urine, I'm all out.

[gizmo1979]

31. I think this is fair.

If you TP you have to accept the risk of someone also pranking you.You cannot complain when you are doing something wrong and someone gives you a taste of your own medicine.This is coming from a tper from way back.We accepted that if we got caught there were going to be repercussions including possible ass whoppins.

[OneBlueSky]

32. and now those kids have every fox in the neighborhood pining for them . . n/t

.

[KamaAina]

33. Fox pee?

You mean the stuff that comes out of the men's room here?



Eww ewww ewwwwwwwww gross!!!!! :puke: :puke: :puke:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

38. sounds fair. nt

[ThomWV]

39. I'd piss in his squirt-gun for him and then urge him to go do it again

I don't see where the guy did anything wrong in using non-lethal and non-painful methods of defending his property.

[WI_DEM]

42. I have a hard time feeling bad for those kids.

[HughBeaumont]

43. I expect Mr Wagar to have overflowing snail-mail and e-mail.

Mostly letters of support.

:evilgrin:

[Ezlivin]

45. Nobody expects a golden shower!

Although there are people that actually like it...

[SoCalDem]

49. So..Hannity moonlights?

must be desperate..stoops to sell pee:)

[onenote]

50. since it was toilet paper, wouldn't pelting them with fox dung have been more appropriate?

Just sayin'