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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 04:44 PM
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Yet Another bush Joke for you! (mildly off-color)
The night before his wedding to laura, dubbya doesn't know what to do on his wedding night. poppy takes him aside to explain it to him, but dubbya is simply too stupid to understand. Finally, after trying dozens of different ways to get the idea of the birds and the bees across to his dim son, poppy says (in great frustration) "look dummy, take the hardest thing you've got and put it where she pees"!

On the wedding night, dubbya and laura get thrown out of the hotel when he throws his bowling ball down the toilet!

PEACE!

BTW, it wouldn't surprise me if laura liked it!
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Wabbajack_ Donating Member (669 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 04:59 PM
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1. LOL! @
"BTW, it wouldn't surprise me if laura liked it!"
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 05:19 PM
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2. Any more detailed...
...and I'd be afraid I might go too far.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 06:29 PM
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3. I was thinking he would stick his head in the toilet. Still...
:rofl:
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 07:01 PM
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6. It wouldn't fit...
...with the straws in his nose.
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Joe the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 06:30 PM
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4. LOL.....
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: good one.
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 07:02 PM
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7. Thanx!
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 06:38 PM
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5. LMAO!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 07:02 PM
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8. Thank You, and...
...I love your screen name.
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 07:04 PM
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9. BWAHAHAHA!!!
A good one... I'll have to use it sometime.

Thanks! :rofl:
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-08 08:35 AM
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13. You're Welcome!
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 07:10 PM
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10. I remember that joke from 40 years ago, with a little different ending
"Put the hardest part of your body where she pees."

---"Momma, what do I do? Dubya's got his head stuck in the toilet!"
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-08 08:36 AM
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14. Nice!
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Snarkoleptic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 07:41 PM
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11. How about this?
Chimpy McCokespoon had a sphincter transplant and it rejected him.
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 10:56 PM
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12. Dubya walks into a plastic surgeoon's office with a bullfrog on his face
"My god, that's the most hideous thing I've seen in 35 years of practice!", said the surgeon.

"Tell me about it", said the bullfrog. "Can you get this ugly piece of crap off my ass now?"
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-08 08:38 AM
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16. I'd feel sorry...
...for both the frog and the surgeon!
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-08 08:37 AM
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15. That's A Genuine...
...SMARTass!
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