Hey Sports Fans! It's Nazi Knucklehead time!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell.

Good names for a trio of toddlers? Heath and Deborah Campbell think so. The Holland Township couple has picked those names and the oldest child, Adolf Hitler Campbell, turns 3 today.

This has given rise to a problem, because the ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich Township has refused to make a cake for young Adolf's birthday.

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/today/index.ssf/2008/12/holland_township_family_angry.html

How we got this far, as a species, with the high incidence of obviously recessive genes at the fore, I will never know.

[Ichingcarpenter]

1. The father even has a photo gallery... here's his hand

Where in Pennsylvania is this?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. It's in...

Hunterdon County NJ. Richest county in the state and quite the little hotbed of these types.

[Ichingcarpenter]

3. He's gonna really mess up those kids

for years to come. I pity them.

[Ian David]

4. This is going to make his bar mitzvah very awkward someday.

What?

It COULD happen.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

5. As the Onion bought another newspaper?

Please.....this CAN'T be REAL!!!????

[RB TexLa]

6. Never overestimate America's ignorant.

[muntrv]

7. The parents need to change their names to Shit Head Campbell and Dumb Fuck Campbell.

[Ian David]

8. ...

"I vill have my CAKE!!!

[TahitiNut]

9. "Young Adolf Hitler Campbell will be getting a cake from Wal-Mart this year."

You can't make this stuff up! Leave it to Mal-Wart.
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