Laura Bush looks great!

[Career Prole]

Does anyone know which undertaker she goes to?

[DainBramaged]

1. It's the pickle juice she bathes in, and then rubs crude oil on for good measure

[malaise]

2. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

The Grateful Dead? :D

[Patchuli]

31. She's not the type for the Good Ol' Grateful Dead!

She's scary lookin'!

[Sanity Claws]

3. The dress is hideous

[Career Prole]

12. I know...I was afraid for a bit there that

my monitor had bitten the dust, but her skin looks completely unnatural so it must be okay.

[DJ13]

4. Does anyone know which undertaker she goes to?

This one........

[Career Prole]

11. Gadzooks! How convenient is that?!

For the both of them! For Himself to dispose of the bodies, and Herself for the occasional mummification touch-up.

[stop the bleeding]

25. The place does not look busy enough to get rid of all of the bodies

he is responsible for.

[pokercat999]

5. She must get makeup tips from her Mother-in-law. nt

[jmowreader]

41. She doesn't get makeup tips from anyone...

She learned to apply makeup when she was 16 and, by damn, if it looked good on her when she was 16 it looks good on her now that she's 62.

[spanone]

6. she looks rather creepy

[Career Prole]

19. That's prolly because in this rare instance they let us see

her Bee Girl eyes.

[Faygo Kid]

7. Glad they found a use for that John McCain green speech backdrop.

Recycling is a good idea.

Green on Pickles, not so much.

[louis-t]

26. 0-16, baby. It's history.

sigh

[L0oniX]

8. ALERTING

[MADem]

9. If she had any work done, it was probably done by the high-end guys

at Bethesda.

Maybe they rushed her because they had a few battle wounded types to assist....

[givemebackmycountry]

10. She is obviously using two major products.....

Marlboro 100's
and
Crown Royal.

[Career Prole]

15. !

:rofl:

[calimary]

22. Ouch!

:rofl:

It's CERTAINLY true about the Marlboros - she has glaringly obvious smokers' upper lip. SO many vertical lines there. From puckering around a cigarette for many many many years. I hope she didn't smoke inside the White House. That's a nasty stink to leave behind on the walls, the carpets, the upholstery... OY! The cleaning bills!!!

But then again, they probably will have to get a fumigator. And an exorcist.

[Contrary1]

27. Hell, if I was in that family

I would be smoking Marlboro and just about anything else I could get my hands on.

[calimary]

52. No Kidding!!!

I'm sure she's medicated in one way or other. Maybe just a whole lotta valium.

[leftchick]

28. ....

omg...


the best yet!

:rofl:

[Joe the Liberal]

13. Well she's a Bush family member.........

Some may look good on the outside but on the inside they are hideous, however some are ugly both inside and out which is the case with Laura Bush there.

[MarianJack]

14. We're 23 days away from having a First Lady...

...instead of a first frump!

[madamesilverspurs]

16. And she looks so lifelike!

[Career Prole]

17. I know! And wasn't it good

of Jack Palance to leave her his face?

[MUAD_DIB]

23. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Pyrzqxgl]

18. Cmon people. She's neither the best or the worst looking person in the world.

She's pushing toward old baghood. As an old fart myself I have no room to criticize.
Neither probably do most of you. I'll stick to criticizing her husband for more reasons
than I have room to mention.

[Career Prole]

20. I usually leave her out of it myself...

...but then I read this article a few minutes ago and that did for that.

First Lady Laura Bush wasn’t amused when an Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at the president during a news conference in Baghdad earlier this month.

“It was an assault,” she said. “And the president laughed it off, he wasn’t hurt, he’s very quick as you know he’s a natural athlete and ducked it, but on the other hand it was an assault.”


<snip>

Bush also said she disagrees with critics who have deemed her husband’s presidency a failure.

“His inner core and his belief in freedom, and that means not just freedom from terrorism, but freedom from disease and freedom from illiteracy is what really is the basic of American values and that’s what I think he’s shown the whole time he’s been president,” said Bush in an interview aired Sunday on "Fox News Sunday."

Bush noted that during her husband’s presidency the country has been safe from terrorist attacks since September 11, that the administration toppled dictators in Iraq and Afghanistan and provided treatment for disease to millions in in sub-Saharan Africa.

She criticized the media, particularly the coverage of the response to Hurricane Katrina which she described as being “not really factual." Early reports gave the "misimpression" that 10,000 residents died in the 2005 storm, said Bush. An estimated 1,800 people died in the storm and the flood.

“Do I think the press is fair? No, absolutely not,” she said.

[MUAD_DIB]

21. ROTHLMAO!

She has dead eyes, lifeless eyes; like a dolls eyes...

[TahitiNut]

24. Madame Tussaud?

:shrug:

[SoCalDem]

29. Aaaw.. Laura got a Be-Dazzler for Xmas

[givemebackmycountry]

30. See, now that's funny.....I don't care who you are....

I wonder if Poppy gave it to her?

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

42. Lol!!!!

[lunatica]

32. Kelly green is the liver of colors. Puke inducing and only for Leprechauns

Now I'm dizzy and feel like throwing up.

[Crunchy Frog]

33. That's a nice sofa cover that she's wearing.

[SoCalDem]

34. She's the Sofa-Queen

[TheCowsCameHome]

35. Looks like she uses the same line of cosmetics as Michael Jackson.

Horrid is too kind a word to describe her.

[Swamp Rat]

36. Pickles!!

:D

[Career Prole]

39. Oh, man...

I knew I could count on you!

:applause: :toast:

[Swamp Rat]

40. Thanks for the opportunity.

:D

[Career Prole]

43. I just spit out my coffee.

I'm so glad that trash can was there! That's the first time I've seen that one!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SoCalDem]

44. Swampy.. you need to do a Bedazzler ad for MzzzLaura

and the one from this thread would make a fine ad for them:)

[Swamp Rat]

51. Laura went to town on that dress.

It looks like she took an old set of drapes and got busy after popping a few Xanax. The 'arrow' is a little too high, though. :D

[hunter]

37. She's counting the days 'til she can move to Sugarland...

... and George W. Bush can move somewhere else, preferably out of the country.

[Sal Minella]

38. For years, I've maintained that her dressmaker hates her guts and Laura's not bright enough to

have noticed.

[Neshanic]

45. She looks like a freaking demented puppet with that ghastly dress.

[Career Prole]

48. She does have a certain je ne sais quoi...

[csziggy]

46. I watched Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix this weekend

And kept wondering who Delores Umbridge reminded me of. I think they used Laura Bush as the model for that character's dress and makeup:



Just read the interview that accompanied the above photo. Imelda Staunton, the actress that played the part has the character nailed to be just like the Neo-Cons:

Do you think that Dolores Umbridge has any redeeming qualities?

Imelda Staunton: Oh, God. I am not one of those actresses that need to like their character in order to play them. But you have to admire her tenacity. And her ability to believe in herself so totally. And her ability to do her job so well. She doesn't let anything stand in the way of her doing her job. She never doubts what she is doing. She is quiet comfortable living in Hell, isn't she?

[Skittles]

47. who is she channeling?

oh yeah

[Career Prole]

49. Sweet jeebus!

She's gone and dyed her hair to match the McCain green back-drop dress! Dare I say..."fashion plate"?
:wow:

[Javaman]

50. mortar, spackle and lots of hair dye can work wonders. nt

[MzNov]

53. Kermit's Embalming and Recylcing Center

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

54. How many stained glass windows died to make that necklace?

:GAK: