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Dear Fellow Constituent: The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include:
* The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. * The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. * The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. * The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. * The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. * The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find. * The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling. * The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy. * The Economy Room, which is in the toilet. * The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.) * The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery. * The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty. * The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election. * The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. * The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments.
The library will also include many famous quotes by George W. Bush:
* "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." * "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." * "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." * "No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine." * "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy, but that could change." * "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Ggovernor, and that one word is 'To be prepared'." * "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." * "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." * "The future will be better tomorrow." * "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." * "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." (During an education photo op.) * "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." * "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." * "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." —to Sam Donaldson
PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY! Sincerely, Jack Abramoff, Co-Chair G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors
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