The Contents of this post will Piss-Off every Women here and I hope ..Men also.

[BlueJazz]

Went to a new Customer this morning (I do "at home" Computer repair.)

Noticed all the Bush stickers and Flags all over his SUV...thought "Well...to each his own"

Started working on his laptop..
The Guy brings up the Economy..
Says "You know, this economy is really hard on Men but at least Women can do other things"
ME: Oh...I not sure what you mean
HIM: Well, Guys have to work a job to get money but Women can be a Prostitute or a whore and make plenty of Dough.

I thought at first He had just made a VERY poor-taste Joke but then realized he was Serious.

I know what you're thinking,,,What did you say???

I said: "Goodbye and Never, NEVER fucking call me again..that statement you just made insulted every Women on the Planet"

Him: Aren't you gonna' put my Laptop back together??

Me: You're kidding

I walked out the door with him calling me every name in the book
..As I left, I thought "And People wonder why George Bush has been President for 8 years."

What a disgusting thing to not only say but to actually THINK. :mad:

[tekisui]

1. Good for you. What an asshole.

[dsc]

2. Was he drunk

that is literally unbelieveable. I hope you don't get in trouble for leaving him with a busted laptop but I wouldn't wish to be alone with him either.

[BlueJazz]

9. Oh...I would LOVE him to take me to Small-Claims Court...I have a Friend and He tells me..

the 5 Small-claim court Judges are ALL Women.

I would love to hear the court reporter read this assholes (and my) statement to the Judge.

She would probably "Fine" me ONE dollar. :rofl:

[Atman]

3. You should have worked on his PC long enough to discover his kiddy porn collection

...then had his ass hauled off to jail.

He was a Republican...you know he had a "secret" folder somewhere on his hard drive.

.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

7. Nah.

Guys like that already know about True Crypt. ;-)

On the other hand, I would probably not have left until I tapped a kidney. Right into his disassembled laptop.

[ProfessorGAC]

81. That Was Funny!

Tapped a kidney into his laptop! Great!
GAC

[DS1]

4. haha laptop in pieces

love it

[Dangerously Amused]

5. Good on you! Well played!

What a complete ass. AND... now he won't be able to access all his net pr0n! :rofl:

[unpossibles]

6. I have to wonder about people sometime, especially in professional situations

who the fuck talks like that to complete strangers? We had to replace our furnace recently, and one company lost the bid because their salesdouche kept talking about how he had to go see his "hair fag" soon, etc. Next!

WTF? Who does this?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

10. Knuckleheads.

I am starting to think that Col. Jack D. Ripper was right about fluoridation of our water and the pollution of our vital bodily fluids and essences. Where he was wrong was that such water treatment would end up breeding an race of uber-knuckleheads with non-functioning cerebrums and cerebellums, leaving only the medulla oblongata to tote that mental barge and lift that mental bale.

[unpossibles]

13. maybe you're right!

I grew up in the country drinking mostly well and cistern water, so.... hmm.

[awoke_in_2003]

48. That is why I only drink...

grain alcohol and rain water :)

[Kalyke]

40. I'm sorry, but what is a "hair fag?

???????????????

[unpossibles]

42. his male hairdresser, he proceeded to explain

probably because of the stunned looks on our faces.

[Kalyke]

47. Thanks for clarifying.

I really had no clue. I was thinking everything from some sort of reference to the female anatomy to Cousin Itt's homosexual brother. :)

[Donnachaidh]

8. Just curious -- how old was this idiot? n/t

[BlueJazz]

11. About 40-45

[Bluzmann57]

12. So when is he going to send his wife and/or daughter out

to turn tricks? My guess is never. What a total loser. The 20% are still among us, unfortunately.

[Withywindle]

55. Nah, this creep probably doesn't have any real women any where near his life

except of course his wife Rosie Palm and their five daughters.

[wryter2000]

14. Good for you

What an unbelievable asshole.

[Ilsa]

15. I broke up with a "really nice" christian lawyer after he told me that

"women can always get married and have kids if they can't work." I didn't want to have anything to do with a bullshit attitude like that.

That man you went to do work for was suggesting that women break the law. Another good retort would have been, "Well, robbing banks is even more profitable, but both could land you in jail, where, at least you'd be fed every day; so, men could do that too."

[qb]

16. What an ignoramus. He could be a prostitute.

You should have suggested it. He may need to work out a bit if he hopes to make any money at it, though.

[Ilsa]

18. He's already a prostitute for the Bush-Cheneys and their followers. nt

[nashville_brook]

38. my thought exactly. he's obviously pissed that he's missing out.

[stillwaiting]

17. I think I love you

Righteous anger expressed at a time when many wouldn't think about doing so.

Yeah, he was a total prick, but I wouldn't expect anything else from someone who still has a Bush sticker on their vehicle.

[wryter2000]

50. Welcome to DU

:hi:

[bunnies]

19. heh. If I got pissed off every time some dude said something stupid...

I'd never feel anything but rage. Its not worth the time.

[Caretha]

72. Passion is good for the soul

those who don't have anything they'd stand up for are just air-breathers...taking up good prime living space, know what I mean?

[TahitiNut]

20. Good for you. I wouldn't have been able to stay there, either. Not another minute.

The air would be far too toxic to tolerate.

[stuntcat]

21. what an example he is

Republicans should tell their dumbest piggiest supporters to tone it down some. But they don't.. EVERY example I've seen has been either a racist a sexist or a rich old pig.

[tblue37]

74. No, they encourage such things--like that idiot at a Palin rally with the

stuffed monkey labeled "Obama," which he called "Little Hussein." He was obviously so very proud of himself for being "clever," that he couldn't stop mugging and chuckling for the video camera:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKUovpF9LWU

These idiots are proud of their stupidity and piggishness, and the Republican Party encourages them. That's how we ended up with so many repulsive videos from Palin's rallies.

[Xenotime]

84. Sometimes peoples freedom to speak should be taken away.

[Sydnie]

22. You should have asked him if that was what his wife was doing

After all, he must have some first hand knowledge of some woman that did that, right? :sarcasm:

[dysfunctional press]

80. "she ain't just sittin' on her money- she's sittin' on YOUR money..."

time to get that ho' on the stroll...

[Bucky]

23. To be Republican is, at some level, to embrace bad manners

[Le Taz Hot]

24. Besides an incredibly assinine POV,

every thinking person in the universe knows to never EVER piss off the tech dude/dudette.

[Bucky]

25. PS, just out of curiosity, what kind of computer does Dennis Prager have?

Assuming, of course, that your client was ol' Dennis

[Ioo]

26. Well he has a point...

You COULD be a hooker if you wanted... you could also be a lot of other things.. I am find it odd that in his mind Men can't be whores... I have in my past known a few "escorts".

It goes to show you what the far right in the country see women to be, little more than a vagina with legs... I am not sure if you are a male of female, but the mentality of someone saying that to, at this point, is a total stranger is just odd... if you are female it would sound like a creepy comeon.. if you are male, it is just in poor taste.

[pnwmom]

30. No, because his point was that women can and men can't. And he's wrong.

Too bad that wasn't pointed out to him.

And if there weren't enough women seeking "escorts," he could look on the other side of the fence.

[lunatica]

27. He's just jealous because he'd fail as a prostitute, It's vagina envy

He's wishing he could have what he perceives as so easy that all he had to do was turn tricks. Really. I'm not kidding. I've known men like him. It's a form of vagina envy. It's not based on thinking he's superior. It's based on a deepseated misogyny and he believes that women have power because men desire them. This is the fundamental reason women's power has always been oppressed and suppressed and sublimated. Especially in the Church. Certain types of men fear it.

I admire that you left his computer in pieces.

:fistbump:

[musette_sf]

52. ah, yes, the old standard:

"women have all the power, because women have all the pu&$y".

:puke:

[lunatica]

58. So, in your experience what's your explanation?

Are you implying that my analysis is faulty? That it's really womens' fault that this creep thinks the way he does? I'm curious.

[musette_sf]

71. um, i was AGREEING with your post!

i'm not sure how i miscommunicated my intent! i was paraphrasing your message, with a disgusting phrase that i have heard all too often from holders of male privilege.

you: "women have power because men desire them"

me: "women have all the power, because women have all the pu&$y"

my puke was for this misogynist philosophy, NOT for your statement. far from it. so sorry that it came off the wrong way!!!

[lunatica]

85. I thought you were being sarcastic

And I'm sorry that I misunderstood, because it's really a good thing when someone agrees with this particular point. Obviously you've experienced similar things.

[Maru Kitteh]

28. Good on you. n/t

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

29. And remember The Best Rule of The Services Industry:

"Some customers are best referred to your closest competitor"

[Triana]

31. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.

:hug:

[Soylent Brice]

32. most excellent repsonse

surprised you didn't ask him how his mother would feel about his statement.

what a dickweed.

[question everything]

33. I don't know how I would have responded, but an alternative one

if one is quick on one's feet, would have been:

Oh, men, can do the same thing, then glance at him and add: on second thought, firmer bodies and strong knees cab bring top dollars so I guess you are out.

Or: weak knees, eh? not many clients these days?

[MindPilot]

34. Nicely done! A clear violation of Mindpilot's Third Rule of Life.

"Never piss off the guy who is about to work on your brakes."

[MindPilot]

35. Do you work for yourself, or is there be a boss to whom you must answer?

Hope you don't get in any trouble for that.

[Kalyke]

45. That is sexual harrassment.

I've never had a boss who would allow someone to cuss at me or say sexually inappropriate things.

Even if the OP is a male, the comment was sexually inappropriate. The OP's failure to do the work would be held up in any court of law based upon EEOC standards.

[BlueJazz]

51. No..I'm my own Boss. :) :)

[EstimatedProphet]

36. Wow, that's amazingly stupid.

I mean, you know there have to be jerks like that out there, but to actually meet one and have them say that unprompted is amazing. It's like he was raised in a box.

[ThomCat]

37. I am very glad you didn't put up with his B.S.

Any man like that deserved to be a damned outcast. I hope you're just one of many people to shun him.

[MadMaddie]

39. BlueJazz thanks for sharing

This is the kind of mentality that has ruled America for the last 8 years. This basic stupidity explains why America is in such dire chaos.

Good for you for walking out...you gave him a chance and he blew it.

[Kalyke]

41. Good for you!!

Thank you for standing up for the honor of mothers, daughters, sisters and friends everywhere!

:hug:

[flvegan]

43. You should have reminded him that he *could* suck a dick too.

The expression on his face would have been priceless.

[Starry Messenger]

44. Not only is that mind-numbingly sexist but math impaired.

If men have no job, they have no money. How are they going to pay the woman who...oh, fuck, never mind. More republican logic at work. Thank you for leaving him without internet access. One less moran clogging up the tubes for a day or two is success!

[ceile]

46. I'm sorry.

I think my head just exploded.....

[awoke_in_2003]

49. He obviously didn't know about this guy:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=23497314

[wildflowergardener]

53. Disgusting

I am curious if you are a man or woman - you don't have to say of course if you don't want to. It was a disgusting comment regardless, but more creepy if you are a woman, in my opinion. I am good at fixing computers, but would not feel safe going into strangers homes to do it - you are bound to run into people like that.

Meg

[LWolf]

54. I'm not pissed off.

That's too much energy to expend on him. He's not worth it. I might have replied by mentioning that there are many ways to sell yourself out, and that most of them have nothing to do with sex or women.

[Sandrine for you]

56. Crisse de mongol !! nt.

[yardwork]

57. Thank you for standing up for human rights. We all stand together or we die alone.

I just made you a DU buddy.

[glitch]

59. He's never heard of Jeff Gannon? Typical Republican, they have no idea what their "leaders" do.

Or who.

[McCamy Taylor]

60. I guess he has to pay for sex, because he is an idiot asshole. Does not realize some people get it

for free. That is what I would have told him (I am a woman, btw).

[Usrename]

61. What is wrong with these people?

I'm glad you got out of there, too. Hope you've had time for a long bath after that.

[carlyhippy]

62. what a jerk! How does he know so much about prostitutes? experience? haha

may the blue screen come on his computer at every startup, all in the name of the women of the planet!

[Uncle Joe]

63. Did his name rhyme with Jeff Gannon? n/t

[devilgrrl]

64. You should of asked him if any of his female family members where part of the plan

What a goon - good on you.

[zagging]

65. I am pissed! Now get back here and reassemble my computer!

[Hepburn]

66. The only thing more I think you could have done was...

...take a giant dump on the laptop.

Other than that....:applause:

[BlancheSplanchnik]

67. You Rule! God it's great to see men who can see it

sexualized hate, I mean---so many people don't even see that!!

The more examples of right action in the face of everyday assholery, the better!! How else can they learn???

what a dickweed, indeed.

Bet he's frothing at the mouth to get back to freeperland!

[ismnotwasm]

68. Asshole

However, back in the day as a street kid, (Mid to late '70's) the first prostitutes I met were all male.

And now nearly all of them are dead-- AIDS. This guy is a misogynist asshole, with a twisted idea of what sex work actually involves. How many blow jobs a night add up to "a lot of dough"?

[NJmaverick]

69. I see you are your own boss. So bravo!

you put your money where you mouth is, so to speak. You gave up $$$ to stand up for what you thought was right.

[OhioChick]

70. So, if I lose my job, I should be a whore???

Asshole.

[baldguy]

73. Shoudda said "Well you're not such a bad lookin' fella, ifyaknowhatimean!"

"And if ya play yer cards right..." wink, wink...

[RoyGBiv]

75. Dear Geezus ...

I like the leaving the laptop torn apart bit. Nice touch. :)

Be too bad if a CPU pin gets bent or something.

I do not understand people who think like that at all, and I have unfortunately known a few.

But there's one thing you can always count on with such idiots. They're too stupid to know that they're setting up their own revenge. I had a customer at my former place of employment once who went off on a rant about gay people (as I was sitting next to a co-worker who is gay ... and very "out"). My co-worker knew what was boiling in my brain as he kept ranting, and he kept IM-ing me, "Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it ..."

Well, I'm not saying *I* did it, but it sure somehow happened. The guy lost his Internet service, and it never quite worked the same again after that. For some strange reason, the people in our office never could figure out the problem.

(Don't FUCK with people who provide you with service or handle your food.)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

83. Oooo...

Never, ever piss off the person who provisions your service. What did you do, put him on a 2000 customer loop that is hooked together on some zip cord? ;-)

[RoyGBiv]

92. Pretty close actually ...

He somehow ended up on a loop with about 100 others all sharing 256Kbs bandwidth, which was fine for the other 99 who were just using it to do remote e-mail checks.

No idea how it happened. Tragic really. ;-)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

94. How utterly sad.

I had heard that provisioning software can have a mind of its own. Now, I see it is true. I wonder if I can use this to write a story and get it published on the front page of Broadband Reports. People should know about the malign intelligence contained deep within that code. ;-)

[robinlynne]

76. You go Bluejazz! Happy New Year!

[The Doctor.]

77. Oh... My....God.

Sure, there are women who leave their husbands for richer men. Thankfully, such women are few and far between.

But thinking that prostituting oneself is 'the easy way'?!?!?

The simple explanation is that this guy wishes he could be a prostitute... but doesn't have the appeal.

[rateyes]

78. Aaah, he was probably upset because he just found out his wife was cheating

on him. I mean, what self-respecting woman wouldn't cheat on an asshole like that? :shrug:

[dysfunctional press]

79. how would that piss-off prostitutes that like their job...?

:shrug:

after all- you said that it will piss-off EVERY woman on the planet.

[seabeyond]

82. a big hug to you. a man with integrity and true example for all of us.

i am going to have to tell hubby this story. i cant believe you left his computer. another....

good for you

but

with an after thought

there is plenty of room for him out on the streets to earn money bending over.

[fascisthunter]

86. One Too Many Girls Made Him Feel Inadequate as a Man

and as an intelligent human being... I guarantee you all.

At some point those who are bigoted had a confrontation with a person of that group that made them feel bad about themselves in some manner and they just couldn't handle it, so they become bigots, homophobes, sexist, etc.

[davsand]

87. Gack! A walking turd!!!!

Stupid oughtta hurt and that guy sounds like he's in serious pain.

I always kind of figure guys like that probably haven't touched a real live woman in the last decade or so, but it still doesn't account for that turdly behavior. I might have been tempted to suggest he go masturbate bitterly into a paper Dixie Cup since that was about as close to sex as he was ever gonna get with that piss poor attitude.


Gawd.



Laura

[FedUpWithIt All]

88. Thank you. I have three daughters.

:hug:

[TEmperorHasNoClothes]

89. hasn't the rocket scientist ever heard of male prostitutes

:sarcasm:

[dana_b]

90. damn! I can't recommend your post!

as a woman, thank you. Glad to see principles come before $$ in some cases.

[mudesi]

91. You should've confiscated his hard drive

He might have had some incriminating things on it.

[varelse]

93. Good for you

by walking out of there, you demonstrated that you were not willing to prostitute yourself by selling out your principles for $$. And you supported our right to be treated as equals, as human beings and not as objects. Thank you!

I'm too busy feeling gratitude and respect for you to feel much anger at him. I pity him, tbh.