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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:32 AM
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Poll question: You get a call from the US Marshal's office. They are short-handed and need help issuing subpoenas
The office says it will deputize you and give you one subpoena to serve regarding the US attorney scandal. You get to pick which one. This, they say, will help them out...

Who do you choose to serve the subpoena to?

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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:33 AM
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1. I'd be on the next plane out
Let the sun shine in!

Julie
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:34 AM
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2. I'll pay my own way to D.C.
What happened to mr Rove? He fell down.
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:44 AM
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12. Me too! I might even buy a new suit for the occassion...


Nice and black so my American-flag lapel pin will show up clearly...

(Incidentally, that's not a photo of me...)
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:50 AM
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15. Just the photo you submit to the dating site right?
B-) ;)
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drm604 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:35 AM
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3. Did someone mistakenly click on the wrong link?
:shrug:
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:43 AM
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11. We've got one of the mouth-breathing faithful in our midst! NT
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:36 AM
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4. The Congressional Sgt. At Arms delivers the Congressional subpoenas
not to be too picky, but the USMS delivers federal subpoenas and warrants, but the Sgt. at-Arms is responsible for the delivery and arrest of those that are in violation of the subpoenas or are violation or contempt of Congress.
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:40 AM
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9. OK, so the Sergeant at Arms calls...
Thanks for the update. One thing about US scandals: you learn a lot you probably wouldn't have otherwise...;)
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:45 AM
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13. Hell yeah, I'd volunteer for service
I did some proccess service in college, I'd LOVE to nail the bastardos.
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Fresh_Start Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:38 AM
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5. harriet because she doesn't have executive privilege
under any circumstances
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:39 AM
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6. I'd go after the real pro-terrorist traitor: the guy who shaved Britney's head.
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cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:39 AM
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7. It's on me.
Brings new meaning to "Are you being served?"
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jody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:40 AM
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8. US Marshall are part of DOJ. n/t
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:43 AM
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10. I'd shove it down Rove's throat
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wake.up.america Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:47 AM
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14. Who is the troll? Poor guy. Seems to have lost his powers of reasoning.
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