88-Year-Old woman finds naked intruder in her house, squeezes crotch

[Cash_thatswhatiwant]

PORTLAND, Ore. — The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities.

Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.


Local news affiliate KGW identifies the attacker:

Michael G. Dick, 46, of Gresham, was arrested and booked on charges of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Police said other charges were pending. They had not yet determined was his exact motive was.

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_123008_news_naked_robber.210ee85e.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/31/88-year-old-woman-squeeze_n_154438.html

[951-Riverside]

1. ...okay

[Bicoastal]

2. One of those stories where the subject matter is way less funny than the headline...

...who knows what that freak might have had in store for that old woman? What a downer. :(

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. His last name is Dick?

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

6. I noticed that

:o

[AllieB]

4. She fended him off by grabbing his crotch, and his name is Michael G. Dick.

:rofl:

[LisaM]

5. Good for her!

I hope it still hurts him.

[NaturalHigh]

7. This guy will be a laughing stock in the joint.

A guy named Dick who got his...well, you get the picture.

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. I'll bet his joint isn't laughing about now.

[Donnachaidh]

9. hope she left nail marks

That effing freak should be left in a room full of angry male relatives armed with baseball bats. Give them 2 hours alone with him.