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bushmeister0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 03:07 AM
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So, a naked guy runs into a bar with an America flag in his hand yelling "OBAMA!!!"
This actually happened on Tuesday night at my place of employment.

It was about 21 degrees out at midnight when this dude made his puzzling appearance. He ran through the front door naked as the day he was born (except for a sock on his johnson), yelled "OBAMA," in a hoarse voice, probably because it was like 21 degrees outside, and ran out.

What else can I say. WTF?

People are worried about the nuts that might be out to off Obama, I'm worried about the people who are for him!

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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 03:09 AM
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1. No wonder there were no arrests yesterday. Who would want to arrest THAT?
:rofl:
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 03:10 AM
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2. Philly, huh?
I have $5.00 that say it was Atrios.
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bushmeister0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 03:12 AM
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3. He probably put the guy up to it.
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 03:20 AM
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4. Was it a baby sock on his johnson?
I mean, 21 degrees, major shrinkage.
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bushmeister0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 03:30 AM
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5. Seriously!
And if he was really that into Obama why didn't he have a massive erection?
Geez, show a little enthusiasm!
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azurnoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 03:34 AM
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6. 21 degrees apparently he wasn't up to the challenge n/t
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bushmeister0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 03:46 AM
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7. I'll say!
Judging by the reaction of the patroons sitting at the bar, the overall impression was pretty anti-climatic.
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 04:31 AM
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10. Everything just went limp after that, I take it?
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bushmeister0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 04:44 AM
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12. Yeah, yeah.
It was a pretty crappy night, come to mention it.
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 04:10 AM
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8. He probably lost a bet with someone
would be my guess for his uh uh uh display. :wow: :rofl:
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bushmeister0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 04:32 AM
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11. That did occur to me.
College is back in session.

Maybe, this guy lost a bet. Perhaps, I was thinking, he's some freeper type who bet one of his frat buddies Obama would never get elected.

How pathetic is that? If it's true, the future leaders of tomorrow? God help us.

In thirty years everyone will have forgotten about fratboy W and all the destrution he has wrought and will elect some douche like this, again.

'Gosh, he seems like a guy I could have a beer with . . .'

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ConsAreLiars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 04:13 AM
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9. Well, that gets some points for originality, max points, I guess.
And for enthusiasm. And hardiness. (That was "hardiness" - low points for hardness, but that was not on the scorecard.) Overall, two thumbs up for performance and originality, and bonus points for the hardiness.
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polichick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 08:30 AM
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13. Well, at least he had a sock on his johnson.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 08:33 AM
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14. Lost a bet maybe?



And it was time to pay up. :shrug:


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