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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 07:29 AM
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Bush Dies Peacefully In His Sleep
WASHINGTON—George W. Bush, 43rd president of the United States of America, passed away painlessly in his sleep Monday night, White House sources confirmed. The 62-year-old Bush was reportedly discovered lying unresponsive in his bed by first lady Laura Bush, a gentle smile still on his lips. "It was as though he knew it was his time to go," said longtime family physician Dr. Harold Ditmas, who pronounced the president dead of natural causes at 7:24 a.m. Plans for Bush's funeral have been postponed indefinitely following an unexpected incident in which the president's corpse was sucked through an Air Force One jet engine.

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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 07:31 AM
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1. May he rest in bolivian...
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-09 09:03 AM
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2. best. pun. today...
...and the day is young. But that one is going to be tough to beat! Kudos!
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