The one good thing about being a Republican.

[Cheap_Trick]

With your head so far up your ass, you don't need an expensive colonoscopy.

[rateyes]

1. Another good thing: I live in GA, which means that my corner on the

plexiglass naval market has made me a rich man. Republicans buy the plexiglass for their navals in order to have a window to see through.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. But you have to open your mouth to blow your nose.

[damntexdem]

3. Never having to say you're sorry.

And no need to have any love involved, either.