Multi-tasking GENIUS Kanye West shows ability to find his penis, flip you off, defend Chris Brown

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Fuck you TOO, Kanye...fuck you TOO.

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/02/kanye_west_give_chris_brown_a.php



Kanye West recently performed for VH1's Storytellers, and during the three hour shoot he made some choice comments that producers decided to edit out. Including a plea to back off Chris Brown. Reuters reports:

A little later, West asked the crowd, "Can't we give Chris a break? ... I know I make mistakes in life." He was referring to R&B singer Chris Brown, who was arrested on the night of the Grammys on suspicion of beating his girlfriend Rihanna.
In the same context, West earned loud applause with his declaration: "Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing ... He's a real f---in' person; he makes mistakes," referring to the champion swimmer's recent bong pipe brouhaha.
VH1 has cleaned up those comments a bit, and it also included West's less-popular follow-up observation: "O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing though?"

[KittyWampus]

1. Does the man's balls hurt? Are they heavy? Why is he holding them like that?

[Systematic Chaos]

2. Fuck him and his top-40 bullshit spew.

Thanks for doing your part to help utterly destroy popular music for the past two decades and counting you fuckstick. :grr:

[Stevenmarc]

3. Who knew that's where the finger inflation button was.

[saltpoint]

4. Now honestly, folks. Musicians are musicians. I don't see any

stylistic differences here with ths young man than we all saw with Peter, Paul and Mary.

[Deja Q]

6. Ok, just a random selection here (with links):

Kanye West

"Drunk & Hot Girls"
(feat. Mos Def)

Ra ra ra ra ra ra... brrraaa

Kanye West]
We go through too much bullshit just to mess with these drunk and hot girls
We go through too much bullshit just to mess with these drunk and hot girls

Mos Def (Kanye West)]
Looks like that mami can't buy everything up
(We go- through too- much bullshit- to mess- mess with- these drunk-
all of these drunk and hot girls)

Kanye West (Mos Def)]
Driving around town looking for the best spot for the
(Drunk and hot girls)
Up in the club look at here what we got some
(Drunk and hot girls)
Stop dancing with your girlfriend and come dance with me
Stop talking about your boyfriend since he is not me
Stop running up my tab cause these drinks is not free
You drunk and hot girl

Kanye West]
We go through too much bullshit just to mess with these drunk and hot girls
We go through too much bullshit just to mess with these drunk and hot girls

Mos Def (Kanye West)]
(We go- through too- much bullshit- to mess- mess with- these all-
all of these drunk and hot girls)

Kane West (Mos Def)]
I don't wanna drop your friends off, I just want you
(You drunk and hot girl)
You wanna sit down but we hit the drive through
(You drunk and hot girl)
Please don't fall asleep baby we almost back
Please don't throw up in the car we almost crash
Oh now you sober, how'd I know you'd say that
You drunk an hot girl

Kanye West]
We gonna through too much bullshit just to mess with these drunk and hot girls
We go through too much bullshit just to mess with these drunk and hot girls

Mos Def (Kanye West)]
(We go- through too- much bullshit- to mess- mess with- these drunk-
all of these drunk and hot girls)

Mos Def]
Lot of dangerous necessity that people seek without regard
To where they are, the human heart is curious above all things,
laa the lights are low
your eyes are bright
the music, makes it sweet delight
It's out inside, I'm feeling right
your dress is tight
Oh waaaa ow, I want you right now

Kanye West]
Don't tell me you sing,you bout to get a deal
(You drunk and hot girls)
Aaa aaa aa aa aa, that's how the fuck you sound
(You drunk and hot girl)
You only live once do whatever you like
I thought I'd be with you for only one night
Now I'm with this girl for the rest of my life
That drunk and hot girl

Kanye West]
We go through too much bullshit just to mess with these drunk and hot girls
(A little sippy sippy)
We gonna through too much bullshit just to mess with these drunk and hot girls
(Want a little whisky)

Mos Def (Kanye West)]
(We go- through too- much bullshit- to mess- mess with- these drunk-
all of these drunk and hot girls)

Ra ra ra ra ra ra... brrraaa

http://www.azlyrics.com/w/west.html


Peter Paul and Mary

PETER, PAUL AND MARY lyrics - Pack Up Your Sorrows


(Farina/Marden)

Refrain:]
Well, if somehow you could pack up your sorrows,
And give them all to me.
You would lose them, I know how to use them,
Give them all to me.

Refrain]

No use cryin', talking to a stranger,
Namin' the sorrows you've seen;
Oh, 'cause there are too many bad times,
Too many sad times,
Nobody knows what you mean.

Refrain]

No use ramblin' walkin' in the shadows,
Trailin' a wanderin' star.
No one beside you, no one to hide you,
An' nobody knows where you are.

Refrain]

No use roamin', walking by the roadside,
Seekin' a satisfied mind.
Ah, 'cause there are too many highways,
Too many byways,
Nobody's walkin' behind.

Refrain]

You would lose them, I know how to use them,
Give them all to me.

http://www.oldielyrics.com/p/peter_paul_and_mary.html


Some differences, but if he's singing stuff like that and acting like Chris Crocker and saying "Leave Chris Brown alone"...

[saltpoint]

7. Exactly -- There it is. Common themes, common styles, same tone.

The defense rests.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

8. Kanye's claim to fame is saying "George Bush doesn't care about black people"

...and he was right. George Bush didn't care about black people, because most of them weren't major "Ranger" of "Pioneer" contributors.

But when it comes to Kanye as a human being or an "artist," he can bite me. The photo pretty much says it all.

[Deja Q]

5. Seems pretty dickless of him if you ask me.

[msongs]

9. earns his money peddling this stuff to children. whatta man nt

[Elidor]

10. No doubt he's typing out a blog entry on his Mac airbook even now

FULL OF CAPS AND EXCLAMATIONS AND SUCH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE Y'ALL BE HATIN ON KANYE!

OJ? Wtf? This is into the realm of perfermance art now.