Apologize to Limbaugh here.

[salinen]

I am so sorry that I once referred to you as a draft dodging oxy popping pudgy racist misogynist cyst laden homophobic egomaniac pasty non-entertainer. Now I think you're swell.

[amitten]

1. I'm so sorry Rush. Sorry you were ever born. n/t

[Buzz Clik]

2. I apologize for my frequent use of a graphic that portrays you as a smiling pig in a suit.

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

3. I'm sorry if Rush was offended by my calling him a toolbag.

In fact, I meant to call him an asshat.

[Ganja Ninja]

4. Sorry Rush.

Sorry that pilonidal cyst grew so large it took over the Republican Party.

[alfredo]

5. Rush, I'm sorry I referred to your cigar as a proxy for a dick.

[Bake]

6. I'm sorry Rush is a hardcore pedophile junkie.

I'm sorry, but it has to be said.

Bake

[misanthrope]

55. Are you saying Limbaugh is a hardcore pedophile junkie?**nm

**

[Bake]

57. I have heard that, yes, he is a hardcore pedophile junkie.

:hi:

Bake

[misanthrope]

68. Why would someone like Rush be a hardcore pedophile junkie?**nm

**

[treestar]

77. It is all speculation that Rush is a hardcore junkie pedophile

Due to his visits to the Dominican Republic, some think, given that country's notoriety for allowing such things, that Rush Limbaugh is a hardcore junkie pedophile. Given his arrest for drug possession upon his return from the Dominican Republic, some speculate that Rush Limbaugh is a hard core junkie pedophile. Really, people should stop wondering whether or not Rush Limbaugh is a hardcore junkie pedophile. It seems just common sense to conclude given his travels and arrest that Rush Limbaugh is likely to be a hardcore junkie pedophile.

[KharmaTrain]

7. My Mea Culpa

I appologize for cutting off Rushbo's feed at a station I was employed at for 30 minutes. Sorry to all those dittoheads who were serenaded with Air Supply while we continued to experience "technical difficulties" <snicker>. I appologize that I hadn't thought of doing that an hour and a half earlier.

[Kalyke]

8. I'm sorry Rush has such a problem with women.

I'm sorry that he doesn't get that women don't really like over-bearing, bloviating, sexist, egotistical, misogynistic pigs who believe their women should starve and cut themselves in order to be perfect as they age, while the man gets lazy, fat, slobby and nasty and still thinks he's God's gift to women.

[Winterblues]

9. Rush is still a force to be reckoned with and I want him off Armed Forces Radio.

I don't want those who are putting their lives on the line in protecting me and all other Americans being told Liberals are not worth being protected and in fact should be killed. I don't think it is appropriate for our military to hear such divisive propaganda five days a week three hours a day. What is possibly gained by the politicization of our military?

[MineralMan]

10. My apologies, Rush...

I thought you were a real human being. Now I know I was wrong...you're just the asshole part of a human being.

[Faux pas]

11. Rush, I'm sorry that there are so many people out there who are

stoopid enough to believe your BS. Mea culpa doo(d).

[Sebastian Doyle]

12. Is Mush asking for an apology?

Sure, as soon as that drug addicted pedophile apologizes for the "I live in an alternative universe" rant that he spewed at the CPUKE convention. I can't believe I actually sat through that shit. (On CSpan, of course. I wasn't actually at the event. Don't know how Thom Hartmann can stand to be surrounded by such evil)

[angrycarpenter]

13. I am sorry I made this gif.

It gave me bad dreams.

[sufrommich]

15. lol and yuck. nt

[Ganja Ninja]

17. MY EYES!!!!!

:silly:

[libodem]

19. God, that is a beautiful piece of work

it cracked me right up!:rofl: I'm sorry I hate your guts, Viagra-user-impotence-boy.

[City Lights]

23. BRUTAL!

:puke:

That's gonna give me nightmares!

[libodem]

26. You know it makes you hot

:rofl: :fistbump:

[Deja Q]

34. Trying to put people into a hypnotic trance? *that* will have rather the opposite effect.

:wow:

[DearAbby]

38. OMG....my retinas!!!

Geeze put a warning in the title...Man titties!

[Maine-ah]

79. I'm sorry you did too

:puke:

[sufrommich]

14. I apologize Rush, for imagining there could possibly be a

tiny sliver of a human being buried somewhere underneath all that flesh.

[stanwyck]

16. I'm sorry, Rush, for not giving you the credit you deserve

for making sure ill-fated relationships never have a chance. Once a woman hears the guy hitting on her listens to Rush, she suddenly remembers she has to get home to wash her hair. And, gee, her cell phone must have been low on power when you called.
Thanks, Rush, for making sure the women of America are able to use you as a handy gatekeeper for the Men who Must Be Avoided.

[Kitty Herder]

46. You've hit upon the only useful service Rush has provided the world.

He is a handy warning signal. Now if only I had known who Glen Beck was when I started dating my last loser....

[stanwyck]

71. We still laugh here at work about the time

one of our blowhard Rush listeners almost broke his ankle trying to get our of his chair in time to strangle his radio after a lovely new employee walked into his office, heard Rush on the radio, and said "Are you listening to Rush Limbaugh? I HATE him. My DAD likes him, though."

[Canuckistanian]

18. Sorry I called you one of the worst scumbags on earth, Rush

What I meant to say is that you are THE worst scumbag on earth.

[CoffeeCat]

20. I'm sorry that the Republicans are cajone-lacking fools...

I'm sorry Rush Limbaugh, that the Republican party has the collective
spine of a jellyfish that has been run over by a truck.

I'm sorry that you make it so very clear--that any bad word said against
you is met with bully-like trash, "You'd betta take that back, if ya know what's
good for ya!"

I'm sorry that whenever the Republicans get close to speaking the truth about
you--they shame themselves on the national stage by making their pathetic
public apologies.

I'm sorry that you look like a white-trash don who demands apologies.

I'm sorry that you are making the Republican party look like a bunch of
groveling, lily-livered fools who kow tow to a bloated lying bag
of crap.

[omega minimo]

21. I'm sorry Rush that you started out as a joke and somehow started taking yourself seriously

:patriot:

[Politicalboi]

22. I'm sorry Rush

I confused you with a movie star. Lassie taking a shit.

[libodem]

27. I'm sorry you look like a

cocksucker with that cigar. Are you sublimating your desires?

[ProfessorGAC]

24. No

That is all.
GAC

[hfojvt]

50. non, je ne regrette rien

Okay, not quite rien. I am sorry that I cannot find my copy of Jailbird.

[City Lights]

25. rush, I'm sorry you're a stain on humanity and a complete waste of oxygen.

I do believe in karma though. :evilgrin:

[spanone]

28. ru$h, i'm sorry i can't personally tell you to go fuck yourself

[wackywaggin]

29. I'm sorry draft -dodger limpig

More of my buddies should of laid their life down in Vietnam so you and your daddy didn't have to brib the local officials in Missouri, paying out your father's hard earned money, because you were afraid to serve your country in Vietnam.

[wryter2000]

33. Welcome to DU

:hi:

[wackywaggin]

44. Thanks!

Permission to blast repig's maam?

[wryter2000]

73. Fire when ready

:)

[LiberalPersona]

30. I'm sorry Rush... Sorry that anyone takes you seriously. /nt

[backwoodsbob]

31. Im so sorry Rushbo can't keep a wife

because of his trips to the Dominican Republic.

I'm also sorry his oxy addiction screwed up his ears...well actually I'm sorry it didn't screw them up so bad he had to retire.

[FloridaJudy]

32. I'm so sorry

That you're a complete waste of a human incarnation. Some other soul probably could have put it to good use.

[DearAbby]

35. I am so sorry Rush

the best part of you ran down your mother's leg, to be a smelly brown stain on the mattress.

[ananda]

36. I apologize for listening to your show once...

... and not turning it off sooner than I
did, which was after about five or ten
minutes of the worst hate and ugliness
that anyone needs to hear.

[Tesla]

39. I'm sorry you will burn for eternity

when does forever start?
BURN BABY BURN!!

[Critters2]

37. I'm sorry I bring down your ratings by never listening to you. nt

[crimsonblue]

40. dear Rush

I'm sorry you're a worthless sack of shit.
Love,
America

[Dukkha]

41. I'm sorry you got your hearing back

better luck next time.

[paparush]

42. My Name's Rush and I'm getting a kick out of this thread. :-)

What a twist of fate that I would share my (somewhat unusual) first name with this assbag.

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all world....

[Sabriel]

43. I'm sorry you managed to avoid Vietnam

At least you found solace in Agent Oxy.

[struggle4progress]

45. I'm just gonna reserve a space here while I look for the :mooning: smiley

:rofl:

[Spirochete]

47. I'm sorry Rush

I used to watch your show on LSD with the sound turned down, so I could listen to Pink Floyd and trip out on your tie.

[liberal1973]

48. LoL

When will to catch a predator catch this right wing nazi guy?
:fistbump:

[LaydeeBug]

49. Rush, I am heartily sorry that you are an asshole.

I really, really am. I'm also sorry it took this long for half of america to see what a bloated, lying asshole you are to boot. :hi:

[PfcHammer]

51. ESAD, you pev.

:puke:

[JuniperLea]

52. I'm so sorry you are such an asshat...

I'm so sorry you haven't choked on something yet.

I'm sorry for a lot of things along those lines.

[eppur_se_muova]

53. Rush, I'm sorry you feel compelled to overcompensate for your obviously inadequate manhood.

Beating up on people who aren't in a position to defend themselves is the "therapy" traditionally sought by bullies like you to deal with such issues. Why not be more innovative and try for a combined oxycontin/Viagara overdose instead? Sure, it would probably prove lethal to some limp-wristed, wimpy, bleeding-heart liberal, but a big man like you can take it -- and you'd really prove your point then!

[TWiley]

54. Rush and the Lim-bot zombies attack Americans and eat their brains.

I am sorry that fuck-stick ever learned how to speak.

[DaveT]

56. I'm sorry that I called you Jabba the Rush

because your grinning face is now scrunched into your oval-shaped, shoulderless body.

[progressoid]

58. I'm sorry your ass cyst kept you from serving in Vietnam Rush.

:cry:

[Darth_Kitten]

59. Haunt my dreams, Rusty.

I'm really sorry that game of spin the bottle in the 8th grade so twisted the sweet, wonderful, joyful little Rusty I'm sure the world once knew. :sarcasm:

If I could take away the images of proud, strong, beautiful young girls on the cusp of womanhood laughing in your pathetic face I would. Or maybe not. :evilgrin:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

60. Dear Propagandist

I am sorry your soul has been sold to people even worse than you.

Imagining that being possible is as sorry as it gets, you traitorous bastard.

Insert applicable Cheyney quote here.

[freedom_to_think]

61. Apologize to Limbaugh here.

Rush I am sorry that I thought you were a fat, pill popping....well Salinen said everything I was going to say except piece of foul mouthed crap. Why am I apologizing to that piece of bacon fat. I'm not!!!

Here is a video dedicated to you Rush!

You're the greatest Fat Bastard of all!

http://freedom-2-think.blogspot.com/2009/03/letterman-unleashes-on-limbaugh.html

[muriel_volestrangler]

62. I'm sorry your son turned out to be such a wanker, Mrs. Limbaugh

It must have broken your heart to see him grow into such a despicable excuse for a human being.

[G_j]

63. Rush, when Jesus comes back

I'll really feel sorry for you.

:rofl:

[AntiFascist]

64. Rush, I'm sorry I compared you to Baron Vladimir Harkonnen of Dune...

I don't really want you to float off, gesticulating wildly, into the maw of the Great Worm. I'd much rather see you take control of the Republican Party and run for president. The Republicans deserve you.

[Bjorn Against]

65. I am sorry if you were offended when I said your anal cyst has grown so large it has consumed you

[NM Independent]

66. I'm sorry Rush...

I'm sorry you haven't died an excruciating death...Yet.

I'm sorry pissing on your grave hasn't become a national pass time...Yet.

I'm sorry, of course, that you're junkie pedophiliac.

[Swamp Rat]

67. I'm sorry, Rush, for posting this on the Internets:

[TankLV]

69. I'm sorry you're still alive...

I'm even more sorry you were ever born...

And I'm sorry if you don't like what I said...

[Raine]

70. I'm sorry Rush

that you're a brainless drug addicted IDIOT ... eat shit and die!

[peekaloo]

72. He's beyond swell. He's swollen!

:-)

[chat_noir]

74. Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL):

“I’m sorry Limbaugh called for harsh sentences for drug addicts while he was a drug addict. I’m also sorry that he’s bent on seeing America fail. And I’m sorry that Limbaugh is one sorry excuse for a human being.”


The Smoking Wreckage Of Limbaugh Nation

http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2009/03/smoking-wreckage-of-limbaugh-nation-by.html

[Initech]

75. I'm sorry Rush.

No wait I'm not. You deserve the same apology as a bully and that is: go fuck yourself!

[fascisthunter]

76. I'm Really Sorry for Telling Others You are a Pedophile...

because you really are.

[treestar]

78. I apologize to comedian Rush Limbaugh

For not laughing at his jokes.

[nxylas]

80. I'm sorry, but I'm not a Republican

Therefore Rush has no authority over me and I can say what I like about him. Feels good, doesn't it?

[Left Is Write]

81. Rush, I'm so sorry Keith Olbermann makes fun of you all the time.

No, wait...I'm not sorry at all!

[DinahMoeHum]

82. Rush, I'm sorry, but Al Franken was absolutely right about you. . .

You ARE a big fat idiot.

And BTW, that's soon to be "US Senator Al Franken" to you. Either get used to it or get over it.

[upi402]

83. Rush's boots taste like chicken! n/t