Limbaugh Comparison Thread

[DaveT]

Ragging Katie Couric about Limbaugh's performance at the Conservative Convention the other night, David Letterman said Rush looks like an Eastern European dictator, with his black shirt unbuttoned down to the cleavage. Pretty good, but Rush's demeanor was too goofy for such an ominous image. He was literally hopping up and down -- an impressive feat given his new weight level that must be approaching the Big Three Oh Oh. The mind boggles at the thought of all that wobbly flesh jiggling as Limbaugh playfully fist bumped his fellow conservatives on the stage of Wingnut Follies.

His body shape is now a huge oval with his grinning face scrunched into the mass of his shoulderless torso -- Jabba the Rush.


In this dark era, comedy should flourish.

Heading down the homestretch of one of the most remarkable careers in show business, Limbaugh is now a balls out clown -- a 400 million dollar clown -- who brings all the breadth, depth and intellectual power of professional wrestling to big time politics. I always conceded that he can be very funny and now that he is the butt of his own jokes, I am finally enjoying his act.




Any other comparisons for Jabba the Rush?

[damntexdem]

1. I'd say well over 300 lbs.

So, the Half-Pint Gorilla?

[BluePatriot21]

2. The Clown Killer?

was it John Wayne Gacy that dressed as the clown?
I dont mind insulting serial killers like that by comparing them to Rush.

How about Moby Dick, the big fat white whale? I'd chuck a harpoon at him.

[FLyellowdog]

3. I could only watch a second or two of his speech

but Rush looked as if he were going orgasmic at any moment. This guy is scary. :freak:

[YOY]

4. An Overgrown Anal Cyst.

n.t.

[DaveT]

5. On another board, someone suggested

that he looks like Marjorie Main -- the old time character actress who played Ma Kettle.

Other ideas?