Who would you most like to see debate Rush?

[Hello_Kitty]

Poll question: Who would you most like to see debate Rush?

Since Rush is a pundit it seems appropriate that he should be debating a fellow pundit, not an elected official. With that in mind, which one of these fine wags would be the worthiest opponent? Obviously this is a purely hypothetical exercise since the pusillanimous putz would never survive a real debate. Also, I've tried to include as many women as possible since I'd especially like to see the misogynist prick get his comeuppance at the hands of a female opponent.

[kirby]

1. Himself... He is such a hypocrite. n/t

[Johonny]

I agree

It's so easy to dig up an old tape with some complete opposite statement of his. No one negates Rush like Rush.

[BuyingThyme]

2. Malloy.

[MrPerson]

6. Malloy would punch him.

[bdamomma]

38. Malloy wouldn't waste his time on someone like Limballs.

[BuyingThyme]

49. That's a risk I'm willing to take.

[Bozita]

3. Tom Tomorrow

[Hello_Kitty]

5. LOL!

That would be great.

[neuvocat]

4. Let's see if Rush debates any dems.

After all, the same issues and same perspectives will get out there as if the President himself were on the air. In fact Rush could just accept a phone call instead of dealing with the formalites.

C'mon Rush, don't be a sissy. C'mon!

[Occam Bandage]

7. I wouldn't. nt

[FLAprogressive]

8. Congressman Alan Grayson

[Hotler]

9. Lewis Black

I don't think he would be called a pundit. I'd still like to see/hear it.

[etherealtruth]

20. I would pay a hefty sum to see that n/t

[Maru Kitteh]

68. DING DING DING! That would be AWESOME.

[Rectangle]

10. Thom Hartmann would be interesting n/t

[Hello_Kitty]

12. I forgot to include him. He'd be great. eom

[20score]

83. That would be my choice.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

11. Beef Supreme.

[kirby]

13. His biographer, Al Franken. n/t

[Maeve]

96. I agree--Senator Franken eom

[POAS]

14. Molly Ivins

Of course I'd have to be dead to see it but it would be worth it!

[polichick]

24. He wouldn't have a chance against Molly! :)

[jimshoes]

15. Thom Hartman would run circles

around chubbo limpnoodle. Rachael would tie him in knots.

[dana_b]

34. my choice too

and he would never be rude while slamming that p.o.s.!

[Fuzz]

16. Sean Hannity. It would be like weird gay porn.

[ContinentalOp]

17. Will Ferrel as Bush. -nt-

[Myrina]

18. Triumph, The Insult Comic

Nobody else would stoop to his level of obnoxiousness and bitch-slap him the way he needs.

[MotorCityMan]

108. How about a fifth grader?

It could be a very-special-episode of "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?"

[Bjorn Against]

19. I don't know if you would call it a debate, but I would love to see Colbert interview him.

[mithnanthy]

98. Colbert is my choice too!

He would be GREAT against the Gasbag!

[Lost in CT]

21. Either a Rabid dog or a wookie... nt

[Jack Rabbit]

22. My cat, Buccaneer

He's a lot smarter than Rush. He's better spoken. And he's a better human being.

[spanone]

23. gomer pyle

[scubadude]

92. Wait, isn't he the Republican Governor of Louisiana?

nt

[TexasObserver]

25. Bill Maher would be perfect. The others would be too nice.

Well, except for Stephanie, but I think Maher would be better at taunting Limbaugh in a manner Al Franken made famous.

[Batgirl]

26. Michael Moore

[Nitrogenica]

27. George W. Bush

There would be nothing to debate!

[flvegan]

28. Hulk Hogan.

I figure both sides would be equally comical. Hey, you said "like to see".

[Old and In the Way]

29. Al Franken

He'd destroy Rush in a debate.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

30. Marx. Groucho, that is.

[Catshrink]

31. Katrina vanden Heuvel tore Rove a new one on Sunday

on Steph's show. Rush wouldn't stand a chance.

[choie]

32. sam seder or mike malloy!

[NOW tense]

33. Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. n/t

[stillcool]

35. I picked Rachel...

but then I thought of the Brit, who called Christopher Hitchens a drink soaked popinjay. He might be entertaining.

[Canuckistanian]

36. One of those boys from the Dominican Republic

I'd like to see Rush debate one of those boys on the subject of "morality"

[AnotherMother4Peace]

37. He always dumps callers that make him uncomfortable - no way could he debate anyone - he's weak.

[OnyxCollie]

39. Travis the chimpanzee.

:evilgrin:

[Gabi Hayes]

46. and his hair was perfect. Meep! you win the prize. stop the thread now:

all other responses irrelevant

[Bigmack]

40. Satan... on Satan's home field. nt

[taught_me_patience]

41. Tom Hartmann.

He would carve limpballs up bad. Rachal Maddow would also do the same.

[The Gunslinger]

42. Henry Rollins

rush would piss his pants.

[and-justice-for-all]

91. That would be a fuckin beat down!! nt

[snake in the grass]

43. Thom Hartmann.

Mike Malloy would be cool, but he would probably go off on Limpballs within 30 seconds. The resulting violence would distract from the debate.

[MinM]

44. Glenn Greenwald or Stephen Colbert

depends which style you prefer :kick:

[edbermac]

45. Joe The Plumber

Dumb and Dumber.

[ben_thayer]

47. Yep- Thom Hartmann

He has more brains in his toenail clippings than Rush has in his whole family tree.

[Edweird]

48. Stepanie Miller.

[Political Heretic]

50. NO ONE. WE DONT NEED TO ELEVATE THAT MORON.

[Hello_Kitty]

52. Yes we do. He's less popular than syphillis. eom

[Lyric]

51. Bill Maher. He'd not only kick Limpballs' ass, he'd make it FUNNY!

:D

[EFerrari]

53. Nikki.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo9UaHN2Sic&feature=related

[Swamp Rat]

54. ME!

Bring 'em on!

Bring 'em ALL on!

[saltpoint]

55. Ramsey Clark.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramsey_Clark

John Kerry.

Amy Goodman.

Judith Swallow.

Claire McCaskill.

The late Barbara Jordan.

Sheldon Whitehouse.

[Joe Fields]

56. me

[saltpoint]

57. Barbara Boxer.

The late Paul Wellstone.

Russell Feingold.

Katha Pollitt.

[NoSheep]

58. Obama.

[Duer 157099]

59. No question whatsoever. Randi Rhodes!!

She's from his neck o' the woods, she has shared a station with him in the past, and she's RUTHLESS when she needs to be. Most of the other candidates might back off too easily.

[MrMickeysMom]

63. ditto!

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

I absolutely agree with that. SHE is the one who could part him right down the middle with a one-two punch, thus matching his boil infested, self hating fat ass.

[deaniac21]

70. She is a true intellectual.

[saltpoint]

60. David Letterman.

[donco6]

61. Nobody. He's not worthy to be considered a "debater". n/t

[sendero]

62. Me...

... I would rip him a new asshole.

[Faryn Balyncd]

64. all the apologizing, sorry republicans

[LiberalFighter]

65. Lincoln, FDR, Truman, Madison, Jefferson

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

66. one of his ex-wives

[havocmom]

79. Some people say... those ladies are doing ads for Male Enhancement

They know it's an important issue.

[david13]

67. LAILA ALI, with the gloves on. n/t

[unkachuck]

69. I second Obama....

....I think lintball continually spewing his loud fascist rhetoric is really trying to announce to the world he believe's he's ready to be a contender for Presidency of the United States....

....so, let him 'glove-up' and challenge our undisputed heavy-weight champion President of the World, Barack Hussein Obama!

....I'd pay good money to see that fight, I mean, encounter, I mean, debate....

[JSK]

71. WHY isn't Thom Hartmann on the list??????

...

[JSK]

72. Of course Thom is too damn nice

Besides being a genius, he is a gentleman. Thom would follow the rules and of course Pig Boy would completely ignore them.

[Hello_Kitty]

74. It was my bad. The omission was no reflection on my high esteem for Mr. Hartmann.

I wanted to include as many women as I could.

[blues90]

73. sling blade . nt

[librechik]

75. Al Sharpton

yowza!

[NoSheep]

81. That would be really cool!

[Samantha]

82. Yep, I was headed to the bottom of this thread when I saw your

response. He was my immediate choice when I read the question. I think they could sell tickets to that one.

Sam

[begin_within]

76. A small patch of brown liquid, which could be creosote or some extract used in industrial varnishing

[havocmom]

77. other: the e-trade spokes baby

No adult should have to waste their time lending some credibility to baby boss rush.

[MadBadger]

78. Jon Stewart

[Kaleko]

86. Seconded

[Jennicut]

80. Himself. There is enough blowhard gas there to stimulate two sides to a debate.

He can argue with his butthole since he is obsessed with everyone else's.

[lpbk2713]

84. Other: Prof Irwin Corey

[old mark]

85. Other - Is Bozo the Clown still around? nt

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

104. Hey, we're ALL bozos on this ...

never mind.

I can't debate him. I'm busy that day. Washing my hair, or something.

:hi:

[old mark]

110. Got to get my shoes shined

With Bozo shoes, it takes a while.....


mark

[Norrin Radd]

87. Colbert

would render Rush a sobbing mess.

[SmileyRose]

88. Jeremiah Wright

[omega minimo]

89. Craig Ferguson

[and-justice-for-all]

90. Rachael...

because I want to see Jabba get his ass kicked by a chick. It would be like when Lela strangled jabba to death in Return of the Jedi.

[lonestarnot]

93. No one. I can't stand to look at the bloated gasbag long enough to watch a debate, let alone hear

his bullshit. :puke:

[laststeamtrain]

94. Other: Octa-mom. There's a certain intellectual parity that would make it a good fight.

[H2O Man]

95. H2O Man

[eridani]

97. Almost said Noam Chomsky, but his style is way too dry n/t

[madokie]

99. The local prosecutor

moderated by a real to life Judge

[Buns_of_Fire]

100. Zippy!

"I disagree, and furthermore, I happen to know your underwear just booked a one-way ticket to Denver."

[Mother Of Four]

101. Don't you have to have more than two brain cells to debate?

I doubt Rush even has two left.

The debate ...if between Rachel Maddow and Rush would go a little something like this...



She'd be the paddle, and he'd be the little red faced ball bouncing all over the place.

[cherish44]

102. Bartcop could rip him a new one

He's been challenging pukes to debates for years, not very many takers...

[sweetpotato]

103. The Rude Pundit

I'd like to hear him call it like it is. WITH the language.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

105. Perhaps a fitness guru ...

:rofl:

[NoPasaran]

106. Santa Claus

Lazy fat fuck does nothing eleven months out of the year except watch sports on TV, scratch his balls and eat peyote. And he'd still wipe the floor with Rush.

[Generic Other]

107. cindy sheehan, skittles, kpete, medea benjamin,

lonestarnot, amy goodman, rosie o'donell, hillary clinton, randi rhodes, every woman who has ever wanted to kick him in the balls for calling us feminazis...

willpitt, michael moore, al franken, dennis kucinich, jim mcdermott, tim robbins, jon stewart, swamp rat.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

109. Henry Rollins, because I'm sure at the end of the debate he'll give Jabba the ass whooping he has

been asking for a long time.