"needs to whack off .. hair, pork up a bit ... get some cheap, baggy pantsuits ...@ Wasilla WalMart"

[babylonsister]

:wow:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2009/03/sarah-palin.html


New study suggests hot Sarah Palin should dowdy down for 2012


Newly released academic research suggests that Sarah Palin's sexiness, while great for selling copies of Vogue magazine and political buttons about the hottest governor from the coldest state last fall, may actually have hurt her vote-getting ability, which seems to be what elections are about.

Of course, standing next to John McCain is bound to make pretty much anyone look pretty much prettier. Which may be one reason the crowds often chanted "Sar-RAH! Sa-RAH!" when the Republican governor and Republican senator appeared together as the GOP presidential ticket.

According to an article by Tom Jacobs on the website of Santa Barbara's Miller-McCune Center, recently completed research at the University of South Florida indicates that, at least among a select group of students there, those who found the hockey mom more attractive also judged her less competent, less intelligent and less capable.

snip//

"It was the effect her appearance had on their perception of her competence and humanity," Heflick said. "Those variables made people less likely to vote for her."

All of which would seem to suggest that, for any hope of success in 2012 or beyond, the 45-year-old governor needs to whack off that hair, pork up a bit and get some cheap, baggy pantsuits over at the Wasilla Wal-Mart. And instead of that come-on wink that many thought they liked, she'd do well to develop an uncontrollable facial twitch.

Also lose the kids, stop smiling, get angrier, so she can look more congressional. That's been working real well for Republicans the last two elections.

For olde time's sake, we've thrown in a video down below of Palin addressing a crowd that seems to like her the way she is.

-- Andrew Malcolm

[ogneopasno]

1. As I said elsewhere, WTF is this crap? What kind of garbage study surveys only university students,

when they're trying to track appeal for all voters? Complete garbage.

[Jackpine Radical]

15. Who surveys only students?

Most academic psych researchers, actually. It's what they call "samples of convenience." If they got real people for their studies, they'd have to pay them real money instead of just extra credit points. Academic psychologists know an awful lot about the behavior of rats & college sophomores.

[BurtWorm]

2. Needs to whack off?

Doesn't everybody?

[cliffordu]

6. Gotta keep the prostate healthy....

work, work, work....

And the lady prostate, too....

[MattBaggins]

9. I keep trying to tell this to my wife

but it ain't working.

[cliffordu]

11. They can be funny that way.....

Ask her to help. For good health, you understand......

[Ganja Ninja]

3. Lets see how much support she has when she packs on another

80 pounds or so.

[graywarrior]

4. She can dress up like a high priced hooker or dress down like Daisy May rolling in the hay, but

she's still a

S K A N K !

[babylonsister]

5. LOL! And a dumb one at that! nt

[mcctatas]

7. Ya know, I got chased by a rabid duck the other day

he kept quacking something about telling graywarrior her number is up unless she frees his brother? :shrug:

[graywarrior]

16. All my ducks had rabies shots

[Jackpine Radical]

19. Did he look like this?:

http://www.picturethisgallery.com/Artists/Bullas,%20Will/Duct%20Tape%20Unbound.jpg

[MattBaggins]

8. Your title needs some work

(whack off...hair); conjures up a different image then you might think.

[babylonsister]

10. Got your attention, didn't it. That was an almost direct quote! nt

[SidDithers]

13. Gotta love the ellipses...

"That was an almost direct quote!" :rofl:

Very funny :toast:

Sid

[Jennicut]

12. Poor McLame. He was attractive when he was yougner but looks like hell now.

Not that anyone should base an election on people's looks. If Palin was ugly she still would be stupid.

[Matariki]

14. Oh for fucks sake - these people are idiots. It's always about the 'packaging', never the substance.

Give her some real advice: read a freaking newspaper, become an expert on policy and foreign affairs. Get a freaking education a bit more impressive than a journalism degree from 5 different community colleges in Idaho. Think about what's required from a job as serious and far impacting as 'leader of the free world'.

And I would *hate* to see Palin's idea of 'get angrier'. Her idiotic 'pitbull in lipstick' swipes at Obama were unbearable as it was.

[babylonsister]

17. Shhh! Don't give her any viable ideas!

It's amazing to me that they couldn't come up with your advice. Duh!

[Cheap_Trick]

18. It wasn't her looks that made her seem stupid.

IT WAS EVERY WORD OUT OF HER FUCKING PIE-HOLE THAT MADE HER SEEM STUPID!

You can't fix stupid.

[lumberjack_jeff]

20. Better yet she should smarten up. n/t

[WCGreen]

21. Palin Sexy...

Maybe to a box of rocks sitting around in the basement; Freepers...

[hootinholler]

22. I thought it was her competence and humanity that guided my perception of her

competence and humanity.

She's incompetent and a tyrannical dominionist bitch.

-Hoot