CAPTION: The Soul of the Republican Party

[BurtWorm]

"Which finger should I use to get that dried up coke out of my nostril?"

[Oceansaway]

1. "my IQ & sperm count are both 2"...n/t

[BuyingThyme]

2. And second, that's not sweat; it's bacon grease.

[liberal N proud]

3. There goes another keyboard

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[underpants]

4. Now the Republicans are finding out how hard it is to "beat the guy with the mic"

:bounce:

[kentuck]

5. Nobody knows how much I have lost...

I might jump out of a building.

[skypilot]

6. Getting more Jabba-like everyday.

:puke:

[Kahuna]

7. Your caption works for me.

:shrug:

[bridgit]

8. "Does 'nazi moon bat' use two hyphens or three?"

[El Supremo]

9. "I'll have two wafer-thin mints."