KICK ASS!!! Live in the Phoenix area? Try the Heart Attack Grill!!!

[backscatter712]

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/index.html

Yes, this is apparently a real restaurant!

You gotta love their menu items:

Single Bypass Burger, Double Bypass Burger, Triple Bypass Burger, and Quadruple Bypass Burger.

Flatliner Fries (Deep-fried in pure lard!)

Jolt Cola

No-filter Cigarettes

If you weigh over 350 lbs, you eat for free (though you've got to get weighed in by one of their hot & naughty nurses first)

And dig the photo page!

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/photos.html

Hey, at least they're honest about the health effects of their food! :evilgrin:

[Hello_Kitty]

1. Meanwhile, the "naughty nurses" had better restrict their calories

Lest they offend the eyes of their lard-assed patrons.

:eyes:

[backscatter712]

9. Mmmm, misogynistic burger shop!!!

:evilgrin: :silly: :spank:

[Hello_Kitty]

14. My fervent hope is that the waitresses get the last laugh.

May they invest their tips wisely so that they are taken care of long after the misogyinistic jerks they had to tolerate to earn them have met their demise.

[MattBaggins]

15. Hopefully they will go under

like the local Hooters at the Mall did.

[lapfog_1]

2. I think I'm gonna be sick

I already have a nasty head cold, this just made me make a dash for the toilet.

[we can do it]

3. No Thanks- Too Much For Me

[MrSlayer]

4. Awesome.

If I ever get out there I will definitely have to stop in.

[DemoTex]

5. The three domains of French cooking: Lard, butter, and oil (olive oil).

The most tasty by far? Lard.

[GReedDiamond]

6. On that "photos" page you linked to...

...scroll down to where it sez:

"Heart Attack Grill on Rush Limbaugh."

If the Hillbilly Heroin Addict is promoting the place, I would have to stay away from it, no matter how meatatarian and suicidal I may be.

The restaurant also employs mini-skirted "nurses" as waitresses, in a rather sexist sort of way.

I don't know about the Heart Attack Grill...comes off as kinda wingnutty to me.

[Hello_Kitty]

7. I am shocked that Limbaugh would endorse an establishment that promotes sexism.

Really, really shocked. :sarcasm:

[backscatter712]

10. I think Rush needs to go eat at the place far more often!

just so he can get the advertised effects of the Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries...

[Rage for Order]

13. Oh dear god

:eyes:

It appears to me that the ladies who choose to work there have embraced their sexuality and are using it to their advantage to make more in tips, rather than being taken advantage of by the restaurant.

[Hello_Kitty]

16. Oh dear god.

It appears that yet another liberal dood is confusing women's "sexuality" with "that which makes them profitable commodities". I suppose you think that the stripper or hooker really means it when she says you're "special" to her.

You wouldn't know a woman's sexuality if it punched you in the face because, clearly, you've never not paid for it.

[Rage for Order]

18. You're partly correct

All men pay for it one way or another. Some do so by handing over cash directly. For others, it's buying dinner and drinks, going to the movies, or buying flowers and candy.

Trust me, I know all about paying for it...I'm married ;)


If a woman chooses to use her sex appeal to earn a living, who are you to judge?

[Hello_Kitty]

20. Oh no, I'm totally correct.

Pity for you that you will never experience true enthusiasm.

[Rage for Order]

24. Well, you know the old saying...

You don't pay a hooker for sex, you're paying her to leave when you're done.

:rofl:

[Hello_Kitty]

26. Spoken like a man who always pays for it.

Sad.

[backscatter712]

21. Very good point.

I was distracted by things like *ahem* the nurses, and pictures of things like the Just Like Dad strawberry bubblegum cigarettes that I didn't notice the Rush Limbaugh endorsement.

Like I said, Rush needs to patronize the place far more often. :evilgrin:

[MattBaggins]

8. As someone who had a heart attack just a week ago

complete with angioplasty and stenting, I really hope that site is a joke. People who would eat there are just stupid. If I had a heart attack at 39 so can they.

Makes me think of that stupid show on the travel channel, Man vs. Food. What the heck is "versus" food? Is food now an enemy that needs to be vanquished?

[Hello_Kitty]

12. Hope you are doing okay.

:hug:

[backscatter712]

17. It's not many restaurants that openly brag about their food killing you...

I hope you feel better soon. :fistbump:

[backscatter712]

30. This guy should expand on this theme...

How about the Dollar Store Peanut Butter Emporium?

or the Caesar Salmonella Salad Shop?

[GReedDiamond]

28. May I ask you something?

Are/were you a heavy red meat eater?

Or, are there other, say, genetic or other components to your situation?

Sorry, I'm just curious.

In any case, I hope you're feeling better now, and that you get through it OK, and live as long as forever.

edited for gramma

[MattBaggins]

31. I had all the factors

Smoker
Diabetes
Meat and cheese by the pound

[GReedDiamond]

32. Thanks...

I appreciate your reply.

Best wishes.

[begin_within]

11. Do they have difibrulators at each table?

[catnhatnh]

19. Cute but total bullshit as a restaurant...

and if you check out their "menu" page all they serve is the burger, fries, and Jolt. Oh yeah, their "menu" completely lacks certain fine details like, oh, prices...I'm not sensing any kind of value meal here. Better bring big bucks and expect lousy food...doubt it? Look at their own photos-the burgers appear dry and if you look at the fries you can see that they are limp...

[Warpy]

22. It's sickeningly sexist and deeply insulting to nurses

who are the hardest working women out there.

They need to lose those porno nurses. Fast.

I hope this idiot goes spectacularly bankrupt and I sincerely hope he comes up with a better gimmick in the future than trying to entice fools into his restaurant by insulting women.

[Hello_Kitty]

23. Nurses in Arizona complained about it.

There was an article in the Arizona Republic where the head of a local nurses organization described the sexual harassment female nurses routinely face. The last thing they need is a local establishment that perpetuates the stereotype of nurses as readily available sex objects.

[backscatter712]

29. Yeah, the naughty-nurse thing is over the top.

I'll admit that as a horny guy, the nurse schtick amused me, but then again, I can't really take a place like this seriously.

It is pretty misogynistic.

[Eryemil]

25. I think I'm going to throw up. n|t

[Initech]

27. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... heart burn. [/homer]

[flvegan]

33. Nutrition is a joke to a lot of folks.

When it is, avoid them.

[Toucano]

34. Kick Ass!! Let's all celebrate how great it is to be stupid fuckers, okay? n-t