How will Limbaugh destroy himself?

[hedgehog]

Poll question: How will Limbaugh destroy himself?

Everyone was afraid of Joe McCarthy until one day he went too far. How will Rush Limbaugh auger in?

Edited to add 3rd choice.

and a 4th.

[DemoTex]

1. He will die.

Simple. And, soon.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. He really does look like the Myocardial Infarction Poster Child.

Or maybe he'll just explode, like Mr. Creosote.

[DemoTex]

9. Indeed ..

His days are numbered.

[saltpoint]

2. My hope is that his profile will diminish when the country no longer needs

his anger buzz.

[Maccagirl]

17. Wishful thinking

The country should have gotten their anger buzz over with years ago-but I still see Limbaugh and Coulter et al (way too many to name) thriving while good, productive people struggle.
It saddens me to the point of despair sometimes.

[blueclown]

3. He will die of cardiac arrest from morbid obesity.

And I will be doing the happy dance.

[Maru Kitteh]

4. Suasage.

Death by potted and ground meat.

[underpants]

5. Not that I am wishing it but he is in horrible physical shape-this will be his undoing

he is grossly overweight and doesn't appear to get any exercise of any kind

[Bluebear]

6. Other: massive cardio event due to drug abuse and his foie gras laden innards

[Myrina]

7. I am reminded of "Prothero" meeting V in the shower scene ...

:shrug:

[backscatter712]

25. Better yet is what V did to Prothero in the graphic novel...

Mama...

[NRaleighLiberal]

10. Other. He already has been. He just doesn't know it yet.

[Raine]

11. His bad diet will kill

him.

[RoccoR5955]

12. Tar and feathers!

A good 'ole Lynch mob sounds good to me!
Maybe some rat poison in his Oxycontin.

[Believing Is Art]

13. Unable to wait for the pizza delivery boy,

Rush will satiate his hunger with a healthy serving of dishwasher soap.

Either that or his bulk will crush his lungs in his sleep.

An inventory of his estate will uncover an organized child porn ring. The majority of Republicans will distance themselves from Limbaugh and his radio program. A few of the more hardcore followers will circulate a petition to clear Limbaugh's name. All conservatives who refuse to sign the petition will find their dedication to Sparkle Motion under fire.

[cherish44]

14. His ego is so big he thinks he's indestructible

That whole Operation Chaos thing during the primaries was pretty much inciting public disorder and encouraging voter fraud...Now things have been cranked up several notches and his hate has intensified. Hopefully he'll end up in off the air and/or in jail. Of course he'll remain an outlaw hero to the loony fringe right.

[UTUSN]

15. I dunno, but could it happen SOONER rather than LATER?11 n/t

[mitchum]

16. He will mistake an electrical outlet for a young boy's anus during a drug binge

[graywarrior]

18. While desperately attempting to possess his own image

In other words, while fucking himself.

[Juche]

19. I really don't know

I was going to say 'personal life' but considering everything he has done up to this point, I really don't know.

[GReedDiamond]

20. He'll have his last meal for free, at...

...the "Heart Attack Grill."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5201348&mesg_id=5201600

[tularetom]

21. Hoping for #2 (personal life scandal)

but betting on #3 (health related issues). In that godawful video we've all seen he looked pasty and sweaty and way way overweight. It's just a matter of time until something inside says "Fuck this, I can''t operate anymore under these consitions" and flat gives up.

[nevergiveup]

22. He slips in his studio

and falls rear-first on his golden microphone. Before he can be rushed to ER for removal he explodes. Kaboom ... it's over.

[omega minimo]

23. Rush is imploding on his own emptiness

[backscatter712]

24. Option 5: Backstabbing from Repukes who no longer want to kiss his boil-infested ass.

I'll bet the jealousy and resentment are building intensely now.

Just watch - we'll be hearing about what he was doing with that bottle of Viagra in the Dominican Republic soon...

[upi402]

26. I posted about Rush going to prostitutes 8 years ago

but even when it hit MSM it didn't shock his dildoheads. Seems it only matters if libruls have sex, and cons can do any damn thing.

[laststeamtrain]

27. How will Limbaugh destroy himself?

Vienna sausage, cake frosting, Bearnaise sauce, a deep-fat fryer.

[Initech]

28. I picture Rush's demise happening something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VvHKAwFTlQ

[backscatter712]

29. Nah, it'll go down like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

or maybe like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

[IDemo]

30. After accidentally cutting himself, the gas will escape at high velocity

and he will fly around the room, bouncing off the walls and ceiling.

[DailyGrind51]

31. We will finally find out who in the Dominican Rep. he got that illegal Viagra for!

[havocmom]

32. other: some beer maker will put St. John's Wort in brew, ending redneck depression

and putting an end to Rush AND Country Western 'Cry in yer beer' songs.

[Jack Sprat]

33. he may burst. n/t

[punkin87]

34. He'll take on something too big for him. Like McCarthy did.