Here's my Limbaugh "Puff the Magic Dragon" song. Rush might not like it. I'm full of remorse already

[DFW]

If he can get away with "Barack the magic negro," then I guess he shouldn't
be surprised the others can come back with their own "slightly altered" versions.

Apologies to Peter, Paul and Mary..........

RUSH THE BIG FAT GAS BAG

Chorus:
Rush the big fat gas bag had his own show
Made a fortune preaching hate on right wing radio
Rush the big fat gas bag had his own show
Talking crap and hoping that the public would not know.

1.)
Rush inspired millions, and Rush made a mint
Contradict him on the air, and you will get the hint
Liberals are evil, poor folks are a bane
If you liked Bill or Hillary, well you must be insane.

2.)
Now Rush, he worshipped Reagan, and Bush Two wasn’t bad
Iráq was not won in a week, and that was very sad.
But Rumsfeld was a hero, and God a neo-con
While Rush was ranting in his mike to cheer the whole thing on, oh!

Chorus:
Rush the big fat gas bag had his own show
Made a fortune preaching hate on right wing radio
Rush the big fat gas bag had his own show
Talking crap and hoping that the public would not know.

3.)
Rush says wives are women. Himself, he’s had three.
Values should all go to him, and not to family.
He couldn’t serve his country. Rush had to pass.
He would have gone but for that zit located on his ass.

4.)
Now, lies were never truthful, and pigs have no wings
Phony claims and made-up facts give way to saner things
One great day it happened. The folks tuned in no more,
And Rush learned that the very rich still can be very poor, oh!

Chorus:
Rush the big fat gas bag had his own show
Made a fortune preaching hate on right wing radio
Rush the big fat gas bag had his own show
Talking crap and hoping that the public would not know!

Disclaimer, in case Limbaugh should see this: it was all in good fun, just like your song.

[jeff30997]

1. And here's an lovely picture to illustrate a lovely song:

:evilgrin:

[DFW]

3. I can still tell the difference

Rush is paler

[Maine-ah]

2. k&r

:rofl:

[classof56]

4. I love this! Glad you made a pre-emptive apology to Rushbo, though.

Wouldn't want to OFFEND him, would we? :eyes:

Oh, please, please do a You Tube vid of this. I predict a hit!

Good job!

[DFW]

7. I am VERY temtped, believe me!!

It could be done in about 3 months very professionally, too!

[DFW]

11. PS--I just talked to a friend in the music business. It WILL get put on tape.

Now I gotta get a video team. Maybe The Freedom Toast's video guy is free?

[classof56]

12. Oh, now that is great news indeed!

Keep us posted. I look forward to viewing and spreading the word!

Congrats!

[Hepburn]

5. Excellent....K&R!

:rofl: This is getting emailed to my pals!

[DFW]

8. Feel free!

They can sing it around campfires and stuff...........

[11 Bravo]

6. Fucking brilliant!

K&R

[many a good man]

9. What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

One's a flaming Nazi gasbag
and the other's a dirigible!

(oldie but a goodie!)

[DFW]

10. I though you were going to give a chemical analysis

You know, like "The Hindenburg was full of hydrogen, and Limbaugh is full of swamp gas" or something.....