PROOF that evolution is a lie! A Polar Bear can't give birth to a cactus!

[Bluebear]

:crazy:

You say you believe in both God and evolution. Exactly what "god" are you talking about? It certainly isn't the God of the Bible, as the God of the Bible is kind, compassionate, fair, forgiving, and loves unconditionally. The "god" of theistic evolution is wicked, wasteful, and stupid. Why would God use evolution, which is a religion of death, to create things? Also, as far as REAL scientific facts that go against the evolution theory are concerned, here's one for you to chew on: Animals never produce anything but their own kind. For example, dogs never produce anything but dogs. Have you ever seen a dog give birth to a chicken? Have you ever seen a hamster give birth to an apple (or vice versa?). Also, when was the last time you saw a news story with a headline that read like this: "Polar Bear Gives Birth to Cactus"?



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[leftstreet]

1. Yeah, but...

[G_j]

2. where ever that came from,

I'm not going there.

[Howardx]

3. "God of the Bible is kind, compassionate, fair, forgiving,

only if your bible STARTS with the new testament.

[ZombieHorde]

16. Didn't the God of the NT have his own son tortured to death? nt

[ReliantJ]

4. Yeah but

still.

[Webster Green]

5. Hoo-Boy!

It's hard to believe anyone can be that stupid! :crazy:

[Oregone]

6. Speaking of giving birth to spikey offspring...

[Hello_Kitty]

7. The polar bears are sure glad to hear that. Yowwch!! eom

[Solly Mack]

8. and yet their mothers gave birth to rocks

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. This is the kind of stupid that can send a species to the Extinct Bin.

Mother of Pearl.

[JuniperLea]

13. That's too weird...

I just used "mother of pearl" as swearing an hour or so ago!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. Stolen from W.C. Fields :)

I've been using it since I was 13 or so. It sounds perfect when I do it in his voice. :)

:hi: :hug:

[JuniperLea]

17. I KNEW I'd heard that somewhere!!

But all get when I Google it is some Roxy Music lyrics:)

Turn the lights down
Way down low
Turn up the music
Hi as fi can go
All the gang´s here
Everyone you know
It´s a crazy scene
Hey there just look over your shoulder
Get the picture?
No no no no .......(yes)
Walk a tightrope
Your life-sign-line
Such a bright hope
Right place, right time
What´s your number?
Never you mind
Take a powder
But hang on a minute what´s coming round the corner?
Have you a future?
No no no no .......(yes)
Well i´ve been up all night again
Party-time wasting is too much fun
Then I step back thinking
Of life´s inner meaning
And my latest fling
It´s the same old story
All love and glory
It´s a pantomime
If youre looking for love
In a looking glass world
Its pretty hard to find
Oh mother of pearl
I wouldnt trade you
For another girl
Divine intervention
Always my intention
So I take my time
I´ve been looking for something
Ive always wanted
But was never mine
But now Ive seen that something
Just out of reach - glowing -
Very holy grail
Oh mother of pearl
Lustrous lady
Of a sacred world
Thus: even zarathustra
Another-time-loser
Could believe in you
With every goddess a let down
Every idol a bring down
It gets you down
But the search for perfection
Your own predilection
Goes on and on and on and on
Canadian club love
A place in the country
Everyones ideal
But you are my favorita
And a place in your heart dear
Makes me feel more real
Oh mother of pearl
I wouldnt change you
For the whole world
Youre highbrow, holy
With lots of soul
Melancholy shimmering
Serpentine sleekness
Was always my weakness
Like a simple tune
But no dilettante
Filigree fancy
Beats the plastic you
Career girl cover
Exposed and another
Slips right into-view
Oh looking for love
In a looking glass world
Is pretty hard for you
Few throwaway kisses
The boomerang misses
Spin round and round
Fall on featherbed quilted
Faced with silk
Softly stuffed eider down
Take refuge in pleasure
Just give me your future
Well forget your past
Oh mother of pearl
Submarine lover
In a shrinking world
Oh lonely dreamer
Your choker provokes
A picture cameo
Oh mother of pearl
So so semi-precious
In your detached world
Oh mother of pearl
I wouldn´t trade you
For another girl


:hi:

[madrchsod]

10. well reading that made me profoundly dumber....

i hope that person does`t reproduce

[chollybocker]

11. "...evolution, which is a religion of death..."

Where do I sign?

[Sal Minella]

12. Bluebear, pls put that down and go wash your hands. Thanks.

:)

[Bluebear]

19. hehehehe

[sufrommich]

14. Why the "crazy smilie ? You obviously don't understand

scientifical laws of nurture.

[Uncle Joe]

18. This calls for someone with enough skill to do a good photo shop.

:D

[Qanisqineq]

20. This sounds like something my sister would quote

A once brilliant young liberal turned into a Bible-banging fundie all for a man.

[cynatnite]

21. *bangs head against wall really really hard* n/t

[Mz Pip]

22. THe reason species

are selective about their mating practices is because of evolution. There is no practical biological advantage for a polar bear to mate with a cactus, however there are plenty of biological advantages for a polar bear to mate with another polar bear.

These people are just stupid.