(note to non-Cornellians - Cornell doesn't give honorary degrees)
http://cornellsun.com/section/opinion/content/2009/03/09/honorary-degree-just-onceOp-Ed
An Honorary Degree: Just This Once
March 9, 2009 - 12:00am
By Eric Finkelstein
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In the course of trying to take down Olbermann, however, she inexplicably set out to destroy the reputation of six of the seven undergraduate schools and colleges at Cornell. Thankfully, the ridiculousness of her claims seems to have made this attempt unsuccessful.
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First, it’s the COLLEGE of Arts and Sciences. It’s not a “School.” A school only has one major. A COLLEGE has many majors. You’d think Ms. Coulter would have known that, given that she’s such a proud alumna of the arts COLLEGE. But, you’d have guessed wrong.
Second, it’s one thing to attempt to make a reasoned (but clearly wrong) argument that the land-grant schools (and maybe the hotel school) aren’t part of the “Ivy” portion of Cornell University, but is she really trying to make the case that the engineering and architecture schools are “non-Ivy”? On top of this, the “Ivy League” Coulter speaks of is nothing more than an athletic conference. And, as far as I know, students from all of the undergraduate colleges at Cornell are allowed to participate on the varsity athletic teams.
Additionally, as Olbermann pointed out on his show late last week, both the College of Arts and Sciences and the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences have acceptance rates of 1-in-5. Ms. Coulter also failed to mention that every Cornell student, regardless of the school from which one graduated, gets exactly the same diploma.
I would have thought that someone who graduated from the proclaimed “only Ivy League school at Cornell” would know how do to do better research. But, then again, I graduated from the land-grant School of Industrial and Labor Relations. So, I’m clearly an imbecile.
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As far as I’m concerned, if this is how Ms. Coulter feels about her time on The Hill and about her fellow Cornellians, and if this is what a Cornell degree — any Cornell degree — means to her, well, the maybe she should just give it back.
And, assuming she returns it,
I wonder if, this May, maybe Cornell could give out just one honorary degree:
A communication degree for Ann Coulter — from the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences.