Chuck Norris Says Right Wing Cells Will Overthrow the American Government This Friday

[katanalori]

I am freaked out about this.

Chuck Norris Says Right Wing Cells Will Overthrow the American Government This Friday

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/3/9/211159/9614/264/706561 (Please read the diary AND comments) - I seriously think the FBI and Secret Service need to be alerted.


For those losing hope, and others wanting to rekindle the patriotic fires of early America, I encourage you to join Fox News' Glenn Beck, me and millions of people across the country in the live telecast, "We Surround Them," on Friday afternoon (March 13 at 5 p.m. ET, 4 p.m. CT and 2 p.m. PST). Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation. You can host or attend a viewing party by going to Glenn's website. My wife Gena and I will be hosting one from our Texas ranch, in which we've invited many family members, friends and law enforcement to join us. It's our way of saying "We're united, we're tired of the corruption, and we're not going to take it anymore!"

[mediaman007]

1. If Chuck really wanted to have some fun with his gang, he should try

a spelling bee. Moran!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Well, if it is true...

I sure hope the FBI is paying attention. Sounds like the hair dye has infiltrated his brain.

[republicansarewhores]

54. I read this story...

And I hear this song.

This one's dedicated to you Glenn and Chuck... you fucking idiots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFh9F-5TcLg

RAW

[Initech]

3. $10 says that less than 100 people show up.

:popcorn:

[Gemini Cat]

16. Exactly and that's nation wide!

[Buns_of_Fire]

52. ...and 58 of them will be assigned to guard the porta-potties.

:hurts:

[marmar]

4. Whatever. These clowns couldn't overthrow a popsicle stand.....

...... and if they really are planning it, why announce it to the government, with its army, Navy, Air Force and Nukes?

[Wednesdays]

77. Wait, where does it say they're going to overthrow anything, anyway?

Far as I can tell, all that's going to happen Friday is a small bunch of morans are going to be glued to their teevees.

:rofl:

[PM Martin]

5. Oy! Well, here's an ignorant moron to join!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L30V5vnYHzk
:puke:

[proud2BlibKansan]

60. And they just love her!

:puke:

[PM Martin]

80. I'll give that a third!

:puke:

[Warpy]

6. Chuck Norris is a booby and he belongs in a booby hatch

He might get a few drunken rednecks in Texas, but I sincerely doubt his terror cells are going to get far in the rest of the country.

I have a feeling it's going to be like those massive Free Republic rallies. You know the size of the crowd, all eight of them.

[Oilwellian]

26. I'm extremely concerned...

they will use their porta-potties as holding cells.

:rofl:

[RJ Connors]

46. I saw pictures of one once where the full dozen showed up

So there, some of them do get to massive size.

[jobycom]

7. I wish Bruce Lee were still alive to kick his stupid ass.

Good grief, I guess we'll have to call Carrot Top or Richard Simmons to do it.

[tkmorris]

22. Damn right

Times like these I like to go watch a clip of that ass-whuppin'. It always cheers me up.

[GoCubsGo]

72. Heck, let Jackie Chan at him...

Even in his battered condition (from doing his own stunts all those years), Jackie could whup Schmuck with both hands tied behind his back.

[sandnsea]

8. The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again

I swear to god what a bunch of fucking idiots. Where were they went the real crooks were in office?

[Confusious]

9. I believe chucky will be in drug rehab

on friday, 'cause he's been smoking something pretty damn strong!!

[greenkal]

10. Bring it on!

Seriously, all of the military and all of the people support Obama. In the past three months I haven't heard a single person say one negative thing about Obama or one positive thing about Republicans. They're outnumbered by at least 10,000 to one. Let them try to cause a problem.

[Maraya1969]

38. Welcome to DU greenkal!

:bounce:

[SpiralHawk]

62. These clowns supported Commander AWOL Bush & Dick 'Five Military Deferments' Cheney

And they kiss the ass pimple of Rush 'DraftDodger' Limbaugh, Sean 'Gucci Loafer Deferment' Hannity, Bill 'Loofah Deferment' O'Reilly, and Glenn 'Never-Served-a-Day' Beck.

They need to style themselves as the Republicon Homelander CHICKENHAWK Terror Cells.

[Cid_B]

67. You sure about that one?

Sorry but I never met a superlative I liked...

[WCGreen]

11. Where the fuck was Red White and Blue upChuck when Bush et al

were throwing the country down the toilet for personal gain...

Fuck him and jingoistic jokers...

[katanalori]

13. I clicked on their map of meet ups -

http://wesurroundthemmap.com/ and there seems to be hundreds of them, at least 2 meet ups here in CA alone.
I did not need this tonight, I will have nightmares.

[WCGreen]

17. they are meeting at a bar that is right down the street from my house...

[PM Martin]

21. Send this to the FBI.

[proud2BlibKansan]

59. There are a bunch in my are too

But so far it looks like they are just talking and not very organized. But one of them linked to this page->http://www.resistnet.com/group/kansasresistance

[Laelth]

65. Thanks for that link.

I note with humor that they have no "cell" in Middle Georgia (Macon is my home), but that someone from an Atlanta "cell" invited our one posting-lunatic up to join them.

:rofl:

-Laelth

[TroglodyteScholar]

68. Well as far as I'm concerned, Warner Robins IS a "cell"

God, this place is hellish. I'm finally moving away at the end of this month. Keep holding down the fort in purple Macon for us, tho :D

[Laelth]

71. I'll do my best.

Sorry you can't stay (but fully understand why you might want to go). Houston County is way too red.

:dem:

-Laelth

[Warpy]

73. Jeez, you made me look!

The ones here in NM are all in McMansion areas, undoubtedly where people are either feeling the imminent threat of foreclosure or are living in mini fortresses surrounded by abandoned houses that were bought by speculators at the height of the craziness and are now abandoned and prime targets for vandals, vagrants and vermin.

They're paranoid and under siege in those areas, all right.

[knitter4democracy]

75. Click on Michigan. It's a total joke.

"I told them 15-20, so let me know if you're coming so I can tell them more." Really? That's all you're planning on--in Dearborn? Even in Grand Rapids, a far, far more right-wing area, people are meeting in private homes to watch some DVD.

Here in crazy Michigan, home of the Michigan Militia and some super-wackos, I would've expected far more than that if this thing were actually serious.

[roguevalley]

79. the peanut farm in Anchorage. ha! I wonder if they get it that people

might actually be working through their little insurrection? Morons. The peanut farm used to be a strip joint.

[inwiththenew]

12. Yeah, ok...

Whatever you say Chuckie. Anyway it is the cells you don't hear about that should be worried about not these idiots spouting off.

[TroglodyteScholar]

69. Welcome to DU, inwiththenew :D

:hi:

[BlooInBloo]

14. I don't think "fail" could be written any more clearly than this.

[gratuitous]

15. Oh noes, not the hatriotic fires!

Sweet Jesus, these people couldn't be any more lame if they rolled up both their achilles' tendons.

[DeepBlueC]

19. "hatriotic fires" ...that is perfect!

:rofl:

[bkkyosemite]

18. ewww it's on Friday the 13th ...wonder what that means....

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. This will make you feel better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c&feature=related

[upi402]

24. a fruity aroma but a satisfying finish n/t

[billyoc]

23. Don't make the mistake of underestimating this threat!

[Oilwellian]

27. ROFL....poifect! n/t

[hay rick]

29. I think you mean misunderestimate...

[Adsos Letter]

33. They're all in deep prayer...

...right...?

[B3Nut]

63. DAMN I'm glad I set my coffee down

I'd have sprayed my monitor good! Ladies and Gentlemen, behold the GOP! :rofl:

My god what a picture!

[peacetalksforall]

25. That is a scarry subject line.

[VOX]

28. This, from an overcompensating runt whose big claim is pimping the Bowflex torture-rack on cable TV.

Chuck Norris is one of those little guys with big heads (literally and figuratively). The guy's gotta be 5'6" tops, *before* he puts on the elevator shoes.

You could probably fit his entire fan base into one Wal-Mart store.:puke:

[agentS]

30. I told you these people were the American Taliban

and now look, they want to fight like they are the Taliban.

What's the difference between Mullah Omar and Chuck Norris? Martial arts skill.

[nickyt]

31. Ah, I see one of the cell groups will be meeting at "Larry's Pizza" in Bryant, AR.

Lessee..."Bunker Hill", "Gettysburg", "Larry's Pizza". Cool!
You know, I've been around DU since late '05, and this is about the weirdest shit I ever heard.
So, umm, the cells will meet at, say, "Larry's Pizza", and watch the Glenn Beck show together, and then - uh...what?
Well, I for one can hardly wait to see how this all turns out!

[Adsos Letter]

32. Tired of the corruption?

What, you whckjobs been asleep for 8 years? :mad:

[pnutbutr]

58. I thought banks nt

[BrklynLiberal]

34. I knew he was a RWer, but I never realized he had totally lost all his jellybeans.

[Pharaoh]

35. All of a sudden they are tired of the corruption?

I can't believe these people are even a little bit sane :freak:

[AllyCat]

36. The right wing already overthrew the government. This is old news

Freaks are everywhere, no?

[catnhatnh]

37. In my area they are surrounding me...

by assembling in a biker bar in the town best known in the state for inbreeding....

[QueenOfCalifornia]

39. It must be true

if Chuck Norris said it.

What a bunch of maroons. :eyes:

[Oilwellian]

40. Video of Glenn Beck - "We Surround Them"

It appears this is his creation. Looks like he started it about a month ago. Fucking weirdo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKKUfmFL3Cs

If you really want to get creeped out, he talks further about the "movement" on his radio show:

"We Surround Them"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxnVCL_AGns
There's also at least 3 more videos on this...all can be seen in the next link.

And check out his YouTube page and new logo...I couldn't help but think of George Burns when he said "this is God speaking.":
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=BestofGlennBeckRadio&view=videos

[struggle4progress]

41. Poor Chuck took a few too many smacks to the old noodle

[LiberalPersona]

42. The right wing

vastly overestimates how much influence they have over the average citizen, especially in a time when we have a highly popular liberal president. If they attempt violent revolution, they're in for a rude awakening.

[47of74]

43. If you're really worried about this or any other right wing threat

The best thing I could suggest is that you inform the FBI either by calling them or going to

https://tips.fbi.gov

[dysfunctional press]

44. where does he actually say that the cells will be overthrowing the government on friday???

:shrug:

or is this one of those read-between-the-lines while standing on your head too long knd of things..?

but- it was nice of him to quote my great-great-great-great-grandfather: As Sam Houston
once said, "Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may."

[Syrinx]

45. More accurately, I think...

Chuck Norris said that some people will listen to Glenn Beck on the radio Friday.

[proud2BlibKansan]

61. LOL!

:rofl:

[tavalon]

47. Chuck, you are a lousy actor and even worse at being an inciter

Take some of your money and go get acting classes, you moron.

[ForrestGump]

57. Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker, Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

:scared:

[Wetzelbill]

48. Always the hard way! nt

[acmavm]

49. What's this guy's claim to fame? And don't tell me it's acting because

I purposely sat down a couple months ago to watch that one show he had on t.v. just to see what all the stink was about. Believe me, I know from first hand experience and a wasted 15 minutes that I'll never get back, this guy's no actor.

His political acumen is on a par with his acting skills.

[ForrestGump]

50. Karate champion in the late '60s and early '70s, undefeated

for long stretches of time (including against very tough dudes like Joe Lewis), ended up fighting Bruce Lee in 1972's Way of The Dragon (excellent stuff!) and from there, a few years later, made his way into Hollywood films while still maintaining a successful network of martial arts schools and, later, lucrative deals with Century martial arts supplies and then Bowflex or whatever that gizmo is. He did well, worked hard, and then apparently went insane.

[acmavm]

55. Thank you very much.

I didn't know any of that.

[verdalaven]

51. They are still mired in fear of 9-11

It's stupid. Why is Glenn Beck and an actor with questionable talents permitted to stump on national television for an organization that, on its face, looks like the makings for an insurrection?

Maybe someone should suggest to these idiots that they should post the Constitution on their site, rather that some lame list of "values" that they share. I wonder if any of them have any idea what a Democracy is supposed to look like, or any idea what our founding fathers had in mind for us. I doubt it.

[NoPasaran]

53. Silly wabbit!

Doesn't he know the Revolution will not be televised?

[pnutbutr]

56. um, to be completely fair here

I saw nothing about a violent overthrow of the government from Chuck Norris. That little bit was inserted by Mr. Jingo at Dailykos which makes him just as bad as those at FOX news who use their reporting power to misinform readers. Chuck Norris is just telling people to watch a telecast and in that quote leaves it quite vague what he means saying "over the concerns for our nation", "We're united, we're tired of the corruption, and we're not going to take it anymore." There is nothing to really indicate this is directed toward Obama. Just like everyone else in the nation he seems to be concerned about our nation and where we are headed. The corruption comment immediately made me think of the banks, not the Obama administration.

[Mnemosyne]

64. FAQ - first question - "How do I stop the e-mails?".

The e-mails do not come from this site, but are from Meetup.com's message board.

At the bottom of every e-mail there is a link that says
"To unsubscribe or to update your mailing list settings, click here"
If you click on that link, and sign in, you can change your settings to not receive mailing list messages.

:rofl:

[quidam56]

66. Their Patriotic Holier Than Thou America sure ain't My America,

http://www.wisecountyissues.com

[chrisa]

70. They're not "Patriots" against "corruption."

They're Bushites who want to take it further by locking Muslims in concentration camps, forcing all Non-Christians / non-WASPs out, and having a military / BlackWater-run Theocracy.

These people only pretend to care about the Constitution. Their plans are much more sinister.

[Flash Bazbo]

74. While Norris may stop just short of calling for revolution...

the good folks at Townhall.com aren't as circumspect.

"The 3rd American Revolution can start in any state with a history of individual liberty. It does not matter where it begins, but rather that it immediately spreads in all four directions!

Return to the core of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. Annex or conquer Canada, Mexico, and Central America through Panama. Pause, take stock, then decide if we want South America as well."


"Chuck,
If the great state of Texas secedes from the USA, Mr. and Mrs. Corndog will be looking for asylum. We come with our own weapons and loads of ammo.

One question, will there be an open season on libtards?"


http://townhall.com/columnists/ChuckNorris/2009/03/10/i_may_run_for_president_of_texas?page=full&comments=true#comments

[Wednesdays]

76. 3rd American Revolution?

When was the 2nd? :shrug:

Hey, and why stop at Canada and Mexico? What's wrong with bagging South America, too? We've already got Iraq and Afghanistan in our pocket, don't we? Then we can go over to Vietnam and FINALLY send those damn VC to hell, and take it over. Oh, and North Korea, too. Then take over all the rest of Asia, and Cuba...put an end to Communism. Take Africa and turn it into one big colony. Then roll over Australia and Europe, and stamp out every trace of socialism. In other words, take over the world...

(singing) Deutschland, deutschland, uber alles...

[EnviroBat]

78. Not to worry...

2/3rds of these shit-rockets would end up killing each other in accidental firearm discharges. The other 1/3 wouldn't know how to even load a gun. Most of the ones stupid enough to show up to said event have probably lost their license to drive a car years ago. The others would be so liquored up on Budweiser, they would be incapable of even starting a car. Most of them wouldn't make it to the event due to house arrest. About half of them are on some Friday night pool, or bowling league, and they ain't missing that for nothing! The other half have just been served a summons for failure to appear, (something about a domestic violence charge). Most of them don't get any TV reception in the first place, so they will have missed the "call to arms" as true patriots and good Amuricuns.

God help us all, this country stinks of stupid.

[Raine]

81. OK Chuckie

you're on record now ... we'll see what happens Friday ... ya DUMB ASS ...

[IrishBuckeye]

82. Sounds like a good opportunity to sell some overpriced t-shirts to a group of idiots.

Fire up the ol' t-shirt press.

[spanone]

83. k....treasonous bastards....bring it on