Crap. I discovered the holy grail of all GD questions:

[readmoreoften]

Should people on welfare who have cable be fed to smoking pitbulls funded by fat pedophile PUMAs who are sick to death of racist immigrants taking the job of Chavez's secretly abused husband?

It's like the universe in a bottle. I did it! Hurray!

[Critters2]

1. Only if they gave birth to 8 children when they already had 6 at home,

and are religious.

[uppityperson]

2. Shopping carts, breastfeeding, Olive Garden.

Or is that the Lounge?

Good job!

[readmoreoften]

11. Olive garden?

Don't know about that.

[uppityperson]

33. Someone went to (big city) and ate at Olive Garden, sparking controversy and shaming

because there were so many good "local" restaurants, why eat at a chain one? That was in the Lounge though.

Often there are suggestions DU needs and "issue of the day" forum.

[Blue_Tires]

26. circumcision!

[rvablue]

35. Please, oh, please let me in on the shopping carts controversy

for the life of me I could not divine myself if I tried.

What's controversial about wheeling around a cart for groceries??? :rofl:

[uppityperson]

47. Do you put your kids in the seat, or in the cart, or let them run amok

bothering other shoppers. If you put them in the seat, don't you realize that is dangerous? If you put them in the basket, that is even worse. If you don't have kids, shame on you. If you do have kids, you are overpopulating the world you breeder you. If you leave your kids at home to shop you are a bad parent though if you bring them you are a bad parent. Perfect children never misbehave.

Add in snark, insult, flaming, strongly worded posts, funny posts, etc.

[cynatnite]

46. Don't forget spanking. n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. Holy shite, GOOD JOB

[FrenchieCat]

4. You want some toilet paper with that?

[billyoc]

5. Nickelback.

What now, bitches?

[B o d i]

6. Oasis

[ddeclue]

7. Conflation News Network Online Poll Question?

:shrug:

[coyotespaw]

8. Rookie

Re-write the question to include the octo-mom and Rhianna; then you'll be truly flame worthy.

[readmoreoften]

10. I accept your challenge.

See below.

[Believing Is Art]

9. Needs more Limbaugh.

Although cowbells are significantly more pleasant than Limbaughs.

[readmoreoften]

12. The new-improved sentence

Should welfare recipients who spend money on cable be fed to smoking pitbulls owned by fat, pedophile, in-vitro-fertilized PUMAs who are sick to death of racist immigrants taking the job of Chavez's secretly abused husband who "provokes" his attacker by neglecting to return shopping carts and who clearly deserves cheese sandwiches but not equal marriage rights because then what if a church is forced to perform the ceremony for publicly-breastfeeding soccer moms riding around in an SUV with Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh?


:bounce:

[Mother Of Four]

13. Good heavens...

You just made my head spin..

GOOD JOB! :toast:

[readmoreoften]

15. Why thank you, thank you.

I'm thinking about making it a poll. Yes./Hell yes./Pshaw.

[Believing Is Art]

16. DUrvana

I'm not sure there's any segment of America that wouldn't be offended by this question.

Good job.

[readmoreoften]

17. Thank you

I'm thinking of packaging it with free popcorn.

[NoPasaran]

18. "Free" popcorn?

What are you, a socialist?

[SoCalDem]

23. Yes.. It should be Free-RANGE popcorn..organic free range popcorn.. n/t

[Heidi]

22. :poopcorn:

It's like regular popcorn but formulated just for GD.

[Believing Is Art]

41. It should only be the popcorn in those foil containers

that have a handle and you heat over the fire. That way the popcorn comes with a free foil hat!

[Morning Dew]

25. short answer. Yes. nm

[uppityperson]

34. You wrote that early in the morning? Good job! And...

nt

[Richard Steele]

14. CRAP indeed.

nm

[blindpig]

19. You certainly have a feel for the place. n/t

[SoCalDem]

20. That question is worthless without the mention of corn flake chicken

:)

[K Gardner]

21. I am forced to recommend this !

[Fumesucker]

24. It's past time for a circumcision flame war..

You left out circumcision, that one always descends into the abyss..

[Iggo]

27. Narwhals.

Fuck yeah.

[Dorian Gray]

28. Snerk!

FLAME war!

[KG]

29. needs a pinch of Nader. maybe a smidgen of circumcision.

[WilliamPitt]

30. You gotta work Nader smoking in an Olive Garden in there somewhere.

[KittyWampus]

31. only if the pitbulls were breastfed in Walmart after returning the shopping cart to the storefront

[Rosie1223]

32. Can I see your receipt for that question?

[Maru Kitteh]

36. Palin babies circumsized with hemp knife in Catholic church by Wal*Mart CEO.

This is kinda fun.

[jakefrep]

37. Could use some "douchebag" and "indigo".

:hide: :popcorn:

[NNN0LHI]

38. No spanking?

[flvegan]

39. Are these "people on welfare" armed?

[lumberjack_jeff]

40. This thread needs more mercury-preserved vaccines. n/t

[Maru Kitteh]

42. And fluoride!

[FLAprogressive]

43. you forgot cheese sandwiches

[readmoreoften]

44. NEW THREAD

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5225587

[IDemo]

45. Add some kudzu to that run-on sentence and it will really go places n/t