The secret service needs to pay Chuck Norris a visit.

[Joanne98]

Look at this. Chuck Norris has either lost his mind or he's promoting his new marshal arts movie. But he's gone way toooo far. He's incouraging "Turner Diary" type militia movements to rise up against Obama. It's been fun watching grown people have toddler temper tantrums but they got to understand that we are NOT in the mood for this shit.

If they don't like the new popular President supported by MOST of the American people they can GET THE FUCK OUT!

Nobody's keeping them here and this isn't funny. Read the comment section. This RW WACKOS are taking him seriously.



Chuck Norris claims thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will rebel against U.S. government

The call by some right wing leaders for rebellion and for the military to refuse the commander in chief’s orders is joined by Chuck Norris who claims that thousands of right wing cell groups have organized and are ready for a second American Revolution. During an appearance on the Glen Beck radio show he promised that if things get any worse from his point of view he may “run for president of Texas.” The martial artist/actor/activist claims that Texas was never formally a part of the United States in the first place and that if rebellion is to come through secession Texas would lead the way.

Today in his syndicated column on WorldNetDaily Norris reiterates the point: “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”

He continues; calling on a second American Revolution; “…we've bastardized the First Amendment, reinterpreted America's religious history and secularized our society until we ooze skepticism and circumvent religion on every level of public and private life.

How much more will Americans take? When will enough be enough? And, when that time comes, will our leaders finally listen or will history need to record a second American Revolution? We the people have the authority according to America's Declaration of Independence, which states: That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government…”

Norris claims that; “Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation.” The right wing cells will meet during a live telecast, "We Surround Them," on Friday March 13 at 5 p.m.

He closes with the words of Sam Houston followed by a plug for his next martial arts event.

“We view ourselves on the eve of battle."

(Note: Speaking of showdowns, Chuck is also inviting anyone near the Houston area this weekend to see a good example of the raw Texas fighting spirit by joining him and others for the national martial arts event, "Showdown in H-Town.")“


COMMENTS...

Glocks Talk says:
Kevin Schmidt spews like a wannabe subhuman community organizer. He claims to be included in WE THE PEOPLE, but has never been an American. He has failed in his family and vocation. He has delusions of Marxist grandeur that he disguises with conservative patois such as "duly elected, Constitutionally legal," "useless leeches on society," "Domestic Terrorist Traitors," blah, blah, blah. Kevin, what you don't have the brains, or balls, to grasp is that we view YOU as an enemy, and we will be coming for YOU, and there is nothing YOU or anyone can do about it. Now run along like a good little malignant narcissist, we'll get around to you at our leisure. See you in your garden, on the south side, when you least expect it. Semper Fi!
March 10, 10:56 AM
Larry Kilgore for Gov TX Secede says:
When we secede it will be peaceful. www.LarryKilgore.com
March 10, 10:55 AM
sanantoniorose says:
I would love to do an IQ study of the people cHucK intends to lead in a revolution. If the leader usually has the highest IQ, I would estimate the average of these folks would be about 88. Lord, help protect us from exercise nuts with guns!
March 10, 10:50 AM
brendancalling says:
falstoffe: "Fat free latte drinkers don't join the army to fight in Iraq during war. A guy that joins the army to fight in Iraq grew up with guns"

And you are typing this comment from bagdad, i presume?
March 10, 10:45 AM
hastingspete says:
Wow. That didn't take long. The whackos here are out in force. Obama won with a resounding electoral landslide and by nine million votes. Regime change happened legally, as it always does here.

Now the fringe of a minority party, which is what the Republican have become, threaten sedition? Uprising? As if. They'll be dealt with as the blowhards they are - either largely ignored, or watched by the FBI where there is any real threat, and dealt with expeditiously as any treasonous terrorist should be. But I suspect those will be few in number, since what this is really about is a bunch of gun-toting losers living their "Red Dawn" fantasies out loud in on-line postings and dark bar-rooms, and like everything else in their sorry lives, doing precious little other than threatening people. Pathetic. Try winning an election, losers. That's the way it's done.
March 10, 10:44 AM
S says:
Chuck Norris
March 10, 9:45 AM
michael says:
gawd, they're so dumb!

this is what happens when you don't pay attention in school.
March 10, 8:58 AM
I see the trolls are out says:
Especially when you have a name like Boss Hogg. A society's freedom is based not on how well the rights of the MAJORITY are protected, but of the minority. And the ultimate minority is the minority of one: the single individual.

Having said that: A state (including Texas) has minority rights as well. Majority Rule is offset by a set of rights that even the smallest minority has and cannot be overriden. That's what the 9th and 10th Amendment are for: Even if Bush is in office, no one can tell you how to school your kids, or run your life (ideally.) You are the governor of your own self. You just delegate some of that authority to someone 1000 miles away. Don't redirect, please. And I *DO* have the moral authority to call out Bush and the Republican party and say "You've been guilty as hell for the last 8 years also." All the more reason to take Chuck Norris seriously: Washington is an abusive place regardless of the party in power.
March 10, 7:28 AM
Jeremy-MN says:
LOL @ anyone that thinks U.S. soldiers will shoot at U.S. citizens. The military fights for the people not the gubbermint. They are not LOYAL to the GOVERNMENT they are LOYAL to the PEOPLE. Kevin you just insulted the intelligence of every member of the armed forces.

There will be plenty of civil unrest when hyperinfltion kicks in and we have to work a full week to buy a package of ramen noodles. Bush was terrible and Obama is just as bad. We are governed by morons.
March 10, 7:04 AM
Boss Hogg says:
To freaking_aghast - your comments:
"Obama/Reid/Pelosi won fair and square. Deal with it. It's democracy in action. All of your hysteria about Obama’s socialist/Marxist agenda is irrelevant. The constitution says NOTHING about economic modalities."

You are dead wrong. That is not democracy, that is chaos. When this country was formed, the system the Founders installed allowed only white men over the age of 21 who OWNED property to vote.
Having every Tom, Dick and Sally casting their vote on issues they know nothing about is CRAP!
That IS NOT how this country was meant to be run.

Racist negros and liberal brainwashed college kids voting? And now we'll add millions of 3rd world indians from south-of-the-border to all that?
Nope, that is not what the Founders had in mind when they created this Republic.
And that's why this country is going into the toilet.
March 10, 6:37 AM

Continued>>>
http://www.examiner.com/x-2071-DC-Special-Interests-Examiner~y2009m3d9-Chuck-Norris-claims-thousands-of-right-wing-cell-groups-exist-and-will-rebel-against-US-government

[Ian David]

1. It's Chuck Norris' country. He just chooses to let The Secret Service live in it.

See also:

The Man Show - Ask Mr. Hardware
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u88FRqmhRgo

[roguevalley]

47. there aren't thousands. he's like all the pussies who have delusions

of granduer about their manhood, a serial exaggerator. If the Southern Poverty Law Center said so, I would believe it, not some chicken shit monosyllabic moran like Chick.

[notesdev]

2. Hmm

"If they don't like the new popular President supported by MOST of the American people they can GET THE FUCK OUT!"

Now where have I heard that before?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

6. Disturbing, isn't it?

I fully expect to hear next, "America: Love It Or Leave It."

The concept of free speech hasn't penetrated the left, either, I see.

Alas.

[Initech]

27. What goes around comes around!

[Mrs. Overall]

3. It might not be so bad if Texas did become its own country.

[mod mom]

4. Too bad it didn't happen before the bu$h family was allowed to reek havoc on us.

[Ian David]

7. Ever read the sci-fi novel about Israeli tanks in a post-nuclear-holocaust independent Texas?

What if Texas kidnaps The President?

I vaguely remember reading it my senior year in high school

Texas-Israeli War: 1999

http://www.powells.com/biblio?isbn=0345277368

IIRC, the most interesting thing about the book was the cover.

[Mrs. Overall]

11. I always thought the republican playbook might be a cheesy sci-fi novel.

And it took two men to write it.

[LiberalFighter]

21. Thank goodness they never split Texas into 5 separate states.

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. "Having every Tom, Dick and Sally casting their vote on issues they know nothing about is CRAP!"

These wingnuts are truly insane.

[Kalyke]

39. Truly racist and sexist.

[Kingofalldems]

8. Seize his guns

Seize them now

[TWiley]

17. Chuck is an ass. He prefers big guns because his dick is so small

It is a compensation thing. He acts on platforms and wears heels because he is so small. He prefers a big gun because his dick is so tiny.

[LibertyLover]

9. I sometimes go to a site called Above Top Secret

for the odd stories (sorry, I love reading about UFOs and aliens and Atlantis). If there is a conspiracy theory, it has appeared on ATS at least three times. Recently there have been a spate of stories about how some states' legislatures are authorizing their state's breaking away from the US. I figured it was just sore-looser rhetoric (and some posters there tell the person who has posted the story to just get over loosing the election too, yeah!). Now I wonder if there isn't some sort of underground movement by hardcore right-wing nuts to actually try and get their states to leave. But, as for Chuckie baby, he can just STFU.

[Cleita]

16. Sometimes I wouldn't mind if certain hard core RW southern states wanted to form their own

country. Then they can have their right wing theocratic, fundie paradise, and leave the rest of us alone.

[Cleita]

18. Oops! n/t

[Wiley50]

32. Not until you folks in sane states rescue us folks out of here

There's a few of us liberals trapped here who can't get out without some help.

[Cleita]

37. Yes, we would have to take refugees, which would probably only

leave white men to populate the place.

[roguevalley]

48. you can live with me. I live in the purple state -yeah, begich!- of

Alaska. If we ever divided ourselves up into about three parts, we would still be bigger than Chick's little Texas empire. ;)

[14thColony]

35. They (we?) tried

I'm at a loss as to the proper way to phrase that, but I trust you get the idea...

[Cleita]

36. This time we should let them do it. Buy bye!

[14thColony]

41. The sad thing is

and I've discussed this with some fellow Southerners...if the Democratic Party leadership did it right, they could appeal to tradition in such a way that I honestly think Republicans would be hard-pressed to get elected as dog-catchers. And in such a way that would NOT require an appeal to the ugliness and hate of the GOP's Southern Strategy.

[Kalyke]

40. Uh no - where would the 43 percent of us who aren't

right-wing fundies live?

I don't want to live in California or up North. I like my moderate climate.

[Cleita]

44. I'm sure most of the southern states would opt to stay in the union.

I'm talking about the hard core ones. Maybe some western states like Utah would also opt to join the RW fundie states.

[Joanne98]

42. I love UFO stories too!

:hi:

[tridim]

10. I see a new Republican leader emerging

Run for President Chuckie!

[Kievan Rus]

12. Chuck has taken a few too many kicks to the head

That, or all the bad reviews his movies got have made him go nuts.

[LiberalFighter]

23. I think there hasn't been enough kicks to his head. Preferably by a horse.

[Peacetrain]

13. Whoa.... calling for armed insurrection?

[apnu]

14. You know, I'm reminded what every rethuglian said to me for 8 years...

... "Sometimes you just have to shut the fuck up and trust the President."

These are the same knuckleheads who said that crap, now its time for them to live by their crap.

Otherwise, I call them babies, babies with guns, but still babies.

[Mari333]

15. he's been kicked in the head one too many times

might be arteriosclerosis. seriously!! 'people talking out of turn, making brash statements, saying the same thing over and over again..hardening of the arteries.....

[Cleita]

19. It seems he's drinking the same Kool-Aid that Dennis Miller

and Victoria Jackson are drinking. However, putting the President in danger by inciting violence certainly shouldn't be ignored.

[Xenotime]

24. No it should not.

[janet118]

26. The last refuge of the untalented . . . n/t

[geardaddy]

34. And John Ratzenburger.

[sofa king]

20. Fancy footwork from Bruce Lee's prop.

He's moving up from belts to armbands.

[LiberalFighter]

22. We all need to boycott any show or movie with Chuck Norris.

And write the networks that include Norris in their programming. I think USAnetwork has his Walker, Texas Ranger.

[Kievan Rus]

53. Most of the movies he's in....

are of the "so bad it's good" variety.

[Webster Green]

25. Oh chuckie, gramps mclame lost..get over it!

what a dick! :rofl:

[Initech]

28. Chuck Norris is certifiably batshit insane if he thinks this is going to happen.

[tanngrisnir3]

29. The Declaration of Independence is not a legal document; it carries no legal weight

and Chuck Norris is a tool factory.

This is not an issue.

[acmavm]

30. Oh for shit's sake. This person's parents need to go commit

sepeku:

<snip>

Racist negros and liberal brainwashed college kids voting? And now we'll add millions of 3rd world indians from south-of-the-border to all that?
Nope, that is not what the Founders had in mind when they created this Republic.
And that's why this country is going into the toilet.
March 10, 6:37 AM

<snip>

They really fucked up.

[Gregorian]

31. The supreme irony.

To read their comments is to literally see how misplaced in time they are. The last 8 years seems to have gone unnoticed by them. And yet those were the closest to a fascist dictatorship this country has ever been. It's almost too bad that Bush didn't succeed, in a way. Maybe these people...no...they'll never get it.

[14thColony]

38. Of course they would get it

And they would have LOVED it.

The hardcore right-wingers don't hate the idea of a dictatorship, they only hate the idea of one where they're not in charge.

[Gregorian]

46. Right. It's partly about being in control of others.

I've still got to read John Dean's book on authoritarianism. I think it would be helpful if all people read it, so they might be able to identify the trouble that ails many of the conservative mindset.

That book is online. I'm unable to find it. But if you want, I can find it in my bookmarks and post it.

Sometimes I wish I had never discovered the truth about whom I share my country with. It's better to know.

[14thColony]

49. That would be great if you could

for that matter I really need to read all of Naomi Wolf's works as well.

[Gregorian]

54. Found it.

http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/

I have only started it. I think the beginning has a story behind it that relates John Dean as the source of inspiration. Although it appears to be written by a separate author.

[14thColony]

57. Thanks!

[sofa king]

51. Here it is for sale.

http://www.amazon.com/Conservatives-Without-Conscience-John-Dean/dp/0670037745

Conservatives Without Conscience

As an interesting side-note, according to Wikipedia, the title was originally planned for a collaborative effort between Barry Goldwater and John Dean.

That in turn leads to an interesting postscript to H20 Man's dissection of an old JFK smear. Kennedy was accused of having Profiles in Courage ghostwritten. As if the gods of irony demanded it, Barry Goldwater published The Conscience of a Conservative in 1960 to coincide with his Presidential campaign against Kennedy.

Goldwater's book really was ghostwritten, by a guy named L. Brent Bozell, a brother-in-law of William F. Buckley.

[Gregorian]

55. This is what I was refering to.

http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/

I would imagine that book contains much of what is in this online book. It's not written by Dean, I now realize. But it sounds like he was the inspiration behind it.

[spanone]

33. talk is cheap and protected...so rant on chuck....

[leftofthedial]

43. what an ignorant tool he is.

thousands of right-wing cells are even now gathered feverishly in mom's basements all over the country, clutching keyboards in one hand and bags of cheeto's in the other, preparing for revolution. THIS IS THE EVE OF BATTLE!

[Canuckistanian]

45. Gawd, I sure hope "hyperinfltion" doesn't "kick in"

I like my Ramen noodles.

[Joanne98]

50. kick

[Vidar]

52. If Texas wants to secede, let them.

[KG]

56. maybe when they stop laughing their asses off at this pitiful flailing...

[yurbud]

58. the right didn't have the balls to go Hutu when Bush was at his peak of popularity

I don't think they will do so now that they are in the extreme minority.