Help the RNC pick a new leader.

[alfredo]

Josh Marshall is asking for nominees to fill the RNC chair after they give Steele the boot.

Here is his e-mail address: [e-mail]

The site:

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/


I suggested Michele Bachmann and if not available: a jar of Pickled Herring.


What are your suggestions? Please post here, and if you wish, to the above e-mail address.

[Renew Deal]

1. Alan Keyes

Crazy enough for the wingers.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. And black too! Bonus for tokenism! (nt)

[Earth Bound Misfit]

16. My first thought also n/t

[Wapsie B]

2. George W. Bush!

[geardaddy]

4. I second your Michele Batshit Crazy

:thumbsup:

[alfredo]

18. I called her "Miss Thorazin 1996."

[DJ13]

5. Bozo the Clown

You know what they say about clowns with big feet......

[alfredo]

12. He's already minority leader in the house.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

40. Hey! Knock that off!

So what do they say about clowns with small feet in big shoes? Codpiece?

:hi:

[liberal N proud]

6. They already have Rush Limbaugh

[billybob537]

7. Extra large can of PEPPER SPRAY

Becouse it's better at attracting people than The Republic party.

[RB TexLa]

Rush Limbaugh is the leader of the Republican party

[MadBadger]

8. I nominate Chuck Todd

He's just the kind of moran they need.

[WI_DEM]

9. Why not stop the charade and elect Rush to head the RNC

[lpbk2713]

10. Chuck Norris

He knows how to win friends and influence people. What a charismatic SOB!!


:rofl: :rofl:

[alfredo]

11. Batshit crazy B actor. He's the second coming of Saint Reagan!!

[Kievan Rus]

30. I second this one....

So long as he sings the "Walker, Texas Ranger" theme at the start of every RNC convention.:rofl:

[IADEMO2004]

13. Doug and/or Wendy Whiner

[derby378]

14. Can I nominate myself?

I would hate to leave my Democratic friends behind, but at least I could slap some sense into some of these Repukes.

My hardest decision as RNC Chair would be whose ass I kick first. Vitter? Bachman? Rove? DeMint? Joe the Plumber?

[alfredo]

17. I think Jeff Gannon would fit in real well with that crew. He's been behind

the Republicans for years.

[WI_DEM]

15. Oh, I know, what about that 14 year old puke kid the media has been slovering all over.

[damntexdem]

19. Bristol Palin.

Youth, new blood, proven fertility.

[Earth Bound Misfit]

20. How about Co-Chairs?

I think these two qualify, plus they need the work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCqadt9HbCI

[alfredo]

32. No, they need lobotomies.

[Homer Wells]

21. Ann Coulter!!!!!

PLEEEEEEEZZZZEEEEE??
:evilgrin:

[alfredo]

33. She's Skankorific!

[bdamomma]

22. Newt?

:hide:

[alfredo]

23. No, we want him to run for president.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

24. joe the lieberman

[alfredo]

39. Contrary to popular belief, the RNC does have minimum standards.

[KamaAina]

25. Ted Nugent

The Nuge is huge!

[alfredo]

28. He's a chickenhawk, he'd fit right in.

[ColbertWatcher]

26. I suggest any of their young, new, fresh members!

Eric Cantor, Adam Putnam, Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, George Prescott Bush, etc.

Hell, throw Newt Gingrich and Darrell Issa in there too!

The GOP is destroying itself, therefore whoever is "leader" now will be destroyed right along with them.

So, I say: pile 'em all on there! Let them all go down with the shit.

[alfredo]

38. Yeah, but we want entertainment too. Bring on Michele Bachmann!!

[dkofos]

27. I'll do it. I coulld use the money.

I promise not to take the party too far left.

[KamaAina]

29. Joe The Plumber

you don't need a license to be RNC chair. :P

[alfredo]

31. But you do need a note from your mommy.

[ThatsMyBarack]

34. The "Backwards B" lady.

[alfredo]

35. She's over qualified.

[icnorth]

36. My nominee would be

a Ron Reagan action figure with a vocabulary of 11 different phrases when you press his button. Batteries included.

http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-reagan.shtml

[alfredo]

37. This fellow would be better

[alfredo]

41. I found the perfect candidate!!!

http://www.tooeletranscript.com/printer_friendly/2068044

[jmowreader]

42. Fred Phelps.

Batshit crazy.

Despises gays.

Claims to be a Christian.

Could they ask for anything more?

[cherish44]

43. Monty Burns would be perfect

From The Simpsons.com:

Monty Burns

C. Montgomery Burns, Springfield's richest man, built his atomic energy fortune from the ground up after inheriting his father's atom-splitting factory. As owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, he has been able to control local elections, manage a championship-winning baseball team, hold a chair on the board of Springfield University and build a contraption large enough to block out the sun and plunge the town into complete darkness. After a near-fatal shooting by Maggie Simpson and a brief bankruptcy almost ended his empire, Mr. Burns returned to the seat of power where he resides to this day. More misunderstood than evil, Mr. Burns may possess unparalleled power in Springfield, but he can barely lift a baseball bat. His hobbies include money fights with his assistant, Waylon Smithers, cultivating a wardrobe made entirely of innocent animals' pelts and courting some of Springfield's most eligible seniors like Jacqueline Bouvier (otherwise known as Marge Simpson's mother).

[Urban Prairie]

44. Ayn Rand's corpse nailed to a crucifix.

Covers all the bases.

[Motown_Johnny]

45. Joe The Plummer??? Don't they all still love that moron?