Great Sex: God's Way

[trof]

Yes, this IS a sex thread.
;-)

A rural Alabama church is stirring up Cullman County with a month-long focus on sex, including billboards that read: "Great sex: God's Way."

The Cullman Times quotes Jerry Lawson, pastor of Daystar Church, as saying a big reaction is exactly what he is looking for. "Absolutely, we wanted to shock people,” Lawson tells the newspaper. "Talking about the issue proactively is the key.”

The paper says Lawson's campaign includes a series of videos on the church's website, including a humorous discussion about sex with an actor portraying the devil.

See the interview with Satan here:
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2009/03/church-billboar.html
:rofl:

[Heidi]

1. I watched several of the videos and was dying laughing at The Prince of Darkness.

The pastor's message is completely lost in these videos because the POD is so funny! :rofl:

Here are the other videos: http://www.daystarchurch.tv/gsgwvideos

[Vickers]

2. I already do it God's Way...

...I give 10%.

[notadmblnd]

3. if you're only giving 10%, I'll bet it not too often.

unless of course you're drop dead gorgeous and women get the big O just looking at you.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

4. God's Way?

I guess that means he is on top? :eyes:



:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

6. Nope. It's the reverse of "Dog's" way.

:hide:

[ThomWV]

11. I hate it when my wife hump's a guest's leg.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

14. You better hide

How you talk Captain Butler!

:rofl:

[Lost in CT]

16. Well obviously we don't have the same God... nt

[Bonhomme Richard]

5. I went to college in Cullman, AL. back in the 70's......................

A strange, strange place to put it mildly.
I'll never forget going to the courthouse with a friend to register his car and the place was empty except for two old ladies sitting on a bench in the hallway. We were ignorant kids and asked if the courthouse was closed. The one older woman say's "Yes it is. I can't believe I would ever see the day we would be celebrating a N*****s birthday."
Turns out it was Martin Luther King's birthday.

[DemoTex]

7. You probably mean Martin Luther King, eh?

I doubt that those Cullman women knew too much about the theologian.

[Bonhomme Richard]

10. Ooops. I knew something wasn't right but my brain.......

just isn't functioning.

[Fleshdancer]

8. Impregnating virgins against their will?

:shrug:

[ThomWV]

9. God made Adam, then Eve, then Cain and Able - was he expecting gay sex or incest?

Or were the boys expected to bang their sister when they finally got one and the time came?

[JohnnyLib2]

12. !!

:rofl:

[bobbert]

13. My wife showed something like this and it seemed pretty interesting

The idea is that instead of the church shunning sex altogether, it should encourage married couples to have more sex. The idea is to work on keeping relationships together, that married couples should be having sex at least once a week no matter what, and that a relationship where there's sex going on is a good relationship. It seems like a really good idea so that older people don't just become boring and hate each other. Now, we're not Christian, but the idea that married couples should be making sure they regularly have sex to keep their relationship together doesn't seem like bad advice.

[TankLV]

15. Oh goodie - tell us HOW and when we should put on our "magic underware"...

[Kazak]

17. I don't know about God, but it's definitely evolution's way.

:shrug: