Bernie Madoff isn't really going to jail

[cali]

That was a Madoff look alike that was marched off in handcuffs today. Madoff is, at this very moment, enjoying a lunch of Dungeness Crab Cakes, Grilled Prawns and Lobster Salad with fois gras and truffle oil, accompanied by a 1907 Piper Heidsieck Champagne- bottles and bottles of it, at $275,000 a bottle. His lunch companion is Kenneth Lay. They're enjoying the sun on the terrace of Lay's super secret private island 20 k off the coast of Nevis.

[rockymountaindem]

1. That's what we *know*

Now just think of what they're hiding from us!

[liberal N proud]

2. You know whats sad...

That could really be true

[mucifer]

3. nah too many billionaires lost money. But, also worthwhile charities lost money.

[JohnyCanuck]

4. I think I've seen that island on Google Earth

I'll look again and see if I can pick out Kenny Boy and Made-off guzzling down their crab cakes and champagne on the terrace of their luxury villa. Then I can tip off the National Enquirer. That'll teach 'em.

[seemslikeadream]

5. he's going to jail because he wouldn't give up enough names

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Waterboard him and he'll sing like a bird...

It's the (new)American(century) way.

[seemslikeadream]

7. maybe he'll even sign a confession in Farsi

[monmouth]

8. He's having a bologna sandwich from a brown bag, betcha....n/t