Looney Tunes Pat Boone wants to be President - overthrow Obama

[RamboLiberal]

The agenda for my first presidential term

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Posted: March 14, 2009
1:00 am Eastern

© 2009

News Bulletin: In a stunning, unprecedented civilian uprising, President Obama, Vice President Biden, Speaker Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Reid were recalled and sent packing. Practically overnight, responding to the national emergency, an extraordinary election propelled entertainer/activist Pat Boone into the White House. The new president just revealed his first-term agenda. ...

Wow, I had this crazy dream last night! Maybe it's something I ate, or more likely, all the insane stuff we've all been hearing constantly on the news. I say "insane" because the measures and pronouncements being made by our president and our Congress – without consulting at all with the folks who elected them! – are truly the stuff of nightmares. But it's all happening, in real time and right before our eyes.

Well, as my dream continued, I saw myself, President Boone, on all media, praying for God's guidance, and then laying out my priorities and commitments to the American people. I believed these were the reasons they had just elected me.

Surprisingly, my first priority was not the economy – it was our military. As horrible as our apparent financial collapse appeared, I realized that America had to fortify, support and depend on our trained and experienced military leaders. My first and most important duty as president was to "defend the country against all enemies, foreign and domestic," and if I didn't do that with all our combined strength, the economy wasn't going to matter for long. Whatever our brave men and women needed, before, during and after our conflicts, they would get. No ifs, ands, or buts.

Next, the economy. I immediately replaced Timothy Geithner with Steve Forbes who, as a true patriot and much-respected free-market scholar, became secretary of the treasury. Together, and with new leadership in the Congress (including Newt Gingrich temporarily in his former post in the House), we rescinded almost all the "bailout" and "stimulus" abominations, assuring the beleaguered taxpayers they no longer would have to shoulder one and a half trillion dollars in unpayable debt. Debt they never signed their names to

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=91655

[Bjorn Against]

1. I didn't know he wrote horror stories, looks like Stephen King has some new competition.

That is the scariest thing I have read in a long time, I think we found our new master of horror.

Wait you say he actually thinks that this is the way the world should look? Well that makes it even more scary.

[stlsaxman]

2. Well he stole all "Little Richard" Pennimans goodies and claimed he'd invented them...

surely in his twisted little mind he'd be asking- "why not Obama..."

[Captain Hilts]

20. His version of Long Tall Sally is just pitiful. Thank dog he didn't do "The Girl Can't Help It." nt

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. whirled nut daily

I was tossed off an "open" political blog, when the immoderators changed from an interesting mix of every stripe and color, to a bunch of racist, homophobic, ultra-conservative, pro-war, reborn, bible beating, moronic, super christians. Each day, they would quote WND as the only news worth mentioning. At first, I did some research which disproved every point of WND articles. That lasted several months, until I realized that they were stark raving loonies. Actually, I was happy to experience that, because it forced me to research stories and search out issues I had never found interesting before.

That was where I learned about the real Pat Boone. If they held MMPIs and psych evals for people before they could blog or write in public, Ole Pat would have been strapped down, as his docs tried to find the proper level of thorazine to control his most extreme rantings and ravings.

[gratuitous]

4. Uh, it wasn't something you ate, Pat

It was something you smoked, from the sound of it. And you should know that, right or wrong, that substance is illegal in all 50 states.

Wow, these people don't quite get it, do they? All the economic mischief they've pulled in the last few decades had finally landed on our doorstep, and they think they get to dictate how we get out of this mess.

Look for Pat's reggae album to come out by Easter.

[Raine]

5. I didn't even know he was still alive but

apparently he is dead from the neck up. x(

[WorseBeforeBetter]

6. He's still alive? Huh. (n/t)

[jmowreader]

7. Living next to Ozzy all these years has warped his brain

Read the whole article. He is Truly Nuts.

[PeaceNikki]

8. "I woke up tingling with excitement."

:puke:

[FightingIrish]

12. Typo

I think he meant "tinkling"

[Submariner]

9. This can't be true...I don't believe this for a second

Pat Boone, descendant of the legendary pioneer Daniel Boone, blah...blah...blah.

[MrModerate]

11. Actually, I have heard that before. Of course, if you go back far enough . . .

Like 4 or 5 generations, pretty much everybody is related to everybody.

[Critters2]

13. I'm descended from Simon Kenton, who once saved Daniel Boone's life.

Do I get to be president some day?

[MrModerate]

10. Under the premise that it's boorish to make fun of the developmentally disabled . . .

I'll pass on commenting further.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. Those tutti-frutti and garlic sammiches can really give you nightmares.

Stick with the warm milk and dry toast Pat.

[david13]

15. I think it would be great if the

republicans would be stupid enough to run him for president.
Obama would have what might be called a 'cake walk' to reelection. And I would be very happy.
dc

[Botany]

16. You can't make this shit up

"I say "insane" because the measures and pronouncements being made by our president and our Congress –
without consulting at all with the folks who elected them!"


:rofl:

[Ilsa]

17. My nightmare: a president with five pairs of white shoes:

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[blockhead]

18. what a ticket

Pat Boone and Chuck Norris

[liberalmuse]

19. Nothing is more horrifying...

than that 'dick in a box' pic of his that's been circulating the internets for years now. I won't even post a link to it.

[muntrv]

21. Uh Pat? The "bailout" abomination started with Hank Paulson, Chimpy's treasury secretary.

[JerseygirlCT]

22. I think his white bucks are on too tight. nt

[pleah]

23. Pat, your rubber room is ready.

:crazy:

[mitchum]

24. Pat, you think as poorly as you sing, act, and write

[opihimoimoi]

25. Pubs are so weird....so scarey.....so outta touch,,,,,

[many a good man]

26. Watch out! He's taking names!

Pat's been moody lately.