20 ridiculous complaints made by holidaymakers

[Cronus Protagonist]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/5005019/20-ridiculous-complaints-made-by-holidaymakers.html

A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

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[angstlessk]

1. That is too hillarious...however MY husband would have intimidated the elephant

'relatively' so to speak! I know, I know...more info than you requested!! Can't a body kid (or wish as the case may be?)

[ddeclue]

3. Too. Much. Information. nt

[ddeclue]

2. Proving that you don't have to be American to be an idiot tourista..

:rofl:

I've lived and traveled a lot of places around the world and I now live in Orlando FL where everybody goes for vacation so I've been on both sides of the fence.

There are a lot of stupid people in the world - they should not be allowed to travel on holidy... or in some cases reproduce as it weakens the gene pool...

:rofl:

[JohnyCanuck]

4. Oh dear,another vacationer wrestles with feelings of inadequacy.

#5

"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."

[originalpckelly]

5. An elephant?

My god some people are stupid. At least humans have the largest *cough* pen0r of all primates, both in terms of absolute and relative size.

[Cronus Protagonist]

9. I see you've never dated any Pinoy :)

Beautiful people, don't get me wrong, I love them, but God, in her almighty wisdom. chose to gift the Pinoy with smaller penises in relation to their physical size.

[sinkingfeeling]

6. I guess the English have their share of true brain-less people as well.

[Cronus Protagonist]

10. I think they're the source of most of the hill billy genes in the US

Trust me, all you have to do is go to a soccer match and you'll see the absolute dregs of society.

[tangent90]

7. Speaking of elephants

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same fucking elephant.

[DS1]

8. People are dumb

[Suich]

11. "The beach was too sandy,"???

Some people shouldn't be allowed to leave home!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cronus Protagonist]

12. Yeah, I liked that one a lot!

Quite a few of the beaches in Britain are really piles of large boulders!

[jmowreader]

13. This one's classic

"My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."