Hey, how did Chuck Norris' Revolution go?

[The Backlash Cometh]

I missed the whole damn thing.

[chrisa]

1. Lasted about 5 minutes until they gave up.

Nothing new.

[muntrv]

2. When Carlos Norris says "revolution," he really means circle jerk.

[cynatnite]

3. There was a revolution? Damn, I always miss the good stuff. n/t

[Lint Head]

4. Isn't he the president of Texas? Or maybe he's just a resident of Texas.

:dem:

[Fuzz]

5. Apparently, it wasn't televised.

[KamaAina]

6. Well, it wasn't televised

:P

[santamargarita]

7. When he couldn't spell Revolution he gave up

:crazy: :puke:

[rurallib]

8. "Remember The Alamo"

very similar

[Canuckistanian]

9. Oh yeah, I remember that

The RWnuts were supposed to have taken over the Capitol Building by now.

I still haven't heard any news.

It's that damned "drive-by media", they NEVER let us know what's REALLY going on.

[Iris]

10. when was it supposed to happen?

Is this related to all that Glenn Beck trash?

[Canuckistanian]

11. Last Friday

It was the "WeSurroundThemPalooza"

[The Backlash Cometh]

31. LOL!

[Iris]

36. big bunch of babies

[upi402]

12. Chuck Norris slammed the revolving door on it

it seems.


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Richard Steele]

13. Chuck Norris's CAREER recently filed suit against him for "Defamation of Character"

About fricking TIME, imho. :eyes:

[DS1]

37. Ha!

[Reterr]

14. Turns out Chuck Norris' tears don't even cure testicle rash

:(

[backscatter712]

15. The few that showed up held their revolution at the bar...

It lasted about as long as the beer money held out.

[BuyingThyme]

16. Please submit your answer in the form of a movie.

I'm goin' with Silent Rage.



http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&search-alias=dvd&field-keywords=Chuck%20Norris

[Ghost in the Machine]

18. A Force of One

:hi:

[B o d i]

20. Missing In Action

[Stevenmarc]

23. Lone Wolf McQuade

[The Backlash Cometh]

32. You all rule.

[DS1]

39. The Cutter

[varkam]

41. Top Dog.

Yeah - he was in that movie.

[and-justice-for-all]

17. I slept through it...nt

[Iggo]

19. He totally won and rules us all. (n/t)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. It roundhouse-kicked itself in the head.

[jmm]

22. Picture of the revolution

Oh wait, that's another right wing gathering hardly anybody showed up to.

[BuyingThyme]

25. That was a classic.

[SpiralHawk]

30. The only ones who ever show up are the kool=aid drenched Freeper few

The real republicons = the fatcat republicon 'elite'= are too busy back at their mansions counting up their ill=gotten gains, and sending off corporate checks to fund their propaganda pimps like Hannity, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, and Beck. Those overpaid bigmouth chickenhawks give the illusion that there are Hordes of Republicon Homelanders snarfing down the kool aid while they lust after the notion of America Failing.

But the republicon truth is so pathetically lame. Steeped in the culture of FAIL and chickenhawkery. Just damn sad, is what it is.

[chollybocker]

24. The Chuck Norris Revolution will soon inform you how the Chuck Norris Revolution went,

Right after they deal with the Prince lawsuit.

[Hugabear]

26. Isn't he that washed-up actor who did a bunch of crappy action movies?

Why should anyone give a flying fuck what he thinks or says.

[The Backlash Cometh]

33. Because it's entertaining.

Frankly, I think the Texas Rangers should sue.

[Onceuponalife]

27. I think Chucky

and Jon Voight are secretly dating.

[retread]

28. Went well. Many revolutions.

[BuyingThyme]

29. People sure are creative.

[KansDem]

34. I heard it was a "kick in the head."

...oh, wait. I'm thinking of that Dean Martin song.

Never mind...

[Brewman_Jax]

35. He didn't bring enough beer

and everyone went home. :rofl:

[Brewman_Jax]

42. Another result

:rofl:

[Fearless]

38. Well everyone went... ooooooooooh....

And then realized that he supported Huckabee and went back to what jobs they have left.

[The Backlash Cometh]

40. This, I would believe.

[Catherine Vincent]

43. Is that where some Texans are getting the idea for Texas to secede?

From Norris?

[The Backlash Cometh]

44. Texas always had the idea to secede.

They never got over the Alamo thing. They don't share well.

[BlooInBloo]

45. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.