A carpool leaves Denny's containing Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Bill O'Reilly

[kid a]

Who's driving?
Where are they going?
Who's in back?

[Deja Q]

1. Answers:

1. None of them. They're too good to drive.
2. Hell, we can only hope.
3. Ann Coulter. You don't want to see what she and Rush were doing back there...

[Arugula Latte]

5. As for #3 -- did it involve a loofah or a falafel?

[Deja Q]

10. No, they got their happy ending by hoping the US would fail under Obama.

[Cheap_Trick]

21. She's not Rush's type.

She's not an underaged Dominican boy.

[cliffordu]

2. Who cares? open fire!!!!!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

25. I shouldn't have

laughed at your post....

But I did.

Damn you Cliffordu!


:rofl:

[cliffordu]

27. Bwhahahha ha ha ha ah

(Another minion!!!)

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

3. Doesn't matter. They get flattened and then subsequently entombed by a speeding cement truck

before they leave the parking lot.

[Mabus]

4. Answers

Who's driving? The guy from the local mental health hospital.
Where are they going? To the admittance area of the local mental health hospital.
Who's in back? All of them. They're in restraining devices that prevent further injury to themselves and others (including a mouth bit for each of them).

[NYC_SKP]

6. Not sure, but I KNOW that a sandwich is involved and Glenn Beck is Bawling...

I picture Coulter driving while running her mouth, Beck is shotgun crying his soul out and drinking again.

And, in the back seat, the sandwich is Rush and Bill and some underage nameless soul in the middle. eeewwww.

[iamjoy]

7. A Faulty Premise

Why would any of these four carpool as opposed to taking their own gas guzzler?

[Mr. Ected]

8. Here's Wishing Upon Them A Head-On Collision

With Rush's beloved "drive-by media".

[Baikonour]

9. I'd say..

1. They're all trying to grab the wheel to drive.
2. Hopefully off a cliff.
3. Probably Coulter and O'Reilly. Can anyone say sexual tension?

[nc4bo]

11. I hope someone did a Miss Celie to Mister's water glass. nt

[JHB]

12. My take:

Who's driving?

The chauffer. Minimum-wage, plus tips (if he "works hard and does his job right").

Where are they going?

To wherever country club or uber-pricey restaurant they were actually heading to when one (or more) had an urgent need for a pit stop, and Denny's was the first place with a free bathroom.

Who's in back?

All of them. It's a stretch Hummer limo.

[liberal N proud]

16. Chauffeurs - They wouldn't ride in one vehicle

A hummer for each one + the chauffeur

[libodem]

13. Cheney's driving

It's a humvee. They are going to the American Embassy in Iraq. Blackwater's in the back. They can check in any time they want but they can never leave.

[Ghost in the Machine]

14. Anthrax Annie is driving...

Limpballs, Beck & O'Liely are having a circle jerk in the back seat..


Any more questions?

:hi:

[jmowreader]

15. Let me try...

Glenn Beck is driving. RHIP, and Beck is the "new kid" on the hate radio block. So he has to drive.

They're going to a different Denny's. No one told them the county Democratic Party meets at this one.

Rush and O'Reilly are in back. Rush blocks the mirror, and O'Reilly's frequent screaming fits almost caused an accident.

[Gwendolyn]

17. My picks...

1. O'Reilly's clearly the alpha male of the bunch, so he's driving. Coulter's riding shotgun so she can scream bigoted obscenities out the window at everyone they cut off.

2. Back to Ann's place. Don't wanna know why.

3. Rush is in the back finishing off everyone's doggie bags, while Glenn Beck is attached to his blackberry, using the time en route to order new ties from Barney's.

[AlCzervik]

18. but they're actually going to cruise the middle schools for dates.

and they're in a shady looking van.

[hatrack]

19. I know one thing - they sure as hell didn't tip.

They probably left one of those fake folded-up $20 bills that say "Disappointed? You wouldn't be if Jesus was your Lord & Savior."

:puke:

[WildEyedLiberal]

20. Dunno, but can I lock a heat-seeking missile onto the car?

:shrug:

[peacetalksforall]

22. No one is in the back. O'R and R were in the back arguing, then fighting over seniority and

superiority when the door opened and they rolled out. But, B and C were arguing and yelling at each other about which one of them is the best liar and brings in the most payola from Republicans - they didn't notice that they were alone for about five miles and a mile later they both noticed a motel and both thought - what the heck, why not.

[Stevenmarc]

23. It's nice to know they are carpooling to Chuck Norris' Revolution

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

24. If they drive off the end of a pier, who survives?

We do.

[LostInAnomie]

26. I don't know...

... but for tire wear sake, I hope they make Rush switch seats every now and then.

[Liberal In Texas]

28. Alternate reality: None of them would be caught dead in a Denny's. n/t

[NoPasaran]

29. Ah

Who's driving? Ideology

Where are they going? Nowhere. They're going Galt.

Who's in back? All of them. The only direction they know is Reverse.

[VOX]

30. Ridesharing? Vanpooling? Those #$)!*&$# socialists! Socialists! Socialists! Socialists!

Stuffing four right-wing talking heads into one vehicle is just plain un-American!

They should each have their own Lincoln Navigator *guzzle-guzzle-guzzle* :nuke:

[Hubert Flottz]

31. That's not a car...

That's a septic tank pump truck...