House Minority Leader fading

[pscot]

John Boehner, House Minority Leader, is a mere faded shadow of his magnificent, orange self. His famous "tan" is now a muted shade of puce. Even Charlie Rangel has more color in his cheeks. Does the sun no longer shine over Dayton? Is this a metaphor for the fading power of the GOP? Maybe the tanning bed in the House gym is broken. It can't be prison pallor. His crimes haven't caught up with him yet. It is heart rending to see the number one House Republican looking dough-faced. Maybe House Democrats could take up a collection; buy the Majority Leader 10 tickets to the Dan's Hairstyling and Tanning, or the Egypt Sunn Tanning and Massage Salon in Miamisburg. Let's restore John Boehner to his former Atomic Tangerine glory.
Uh oh. The lovely and talented, and always entertaining, Michele Bachman is up on the House floor. I gotta go.

[WI_DEM]

1. I hear he's a heavy smoker and it's not a tan but a nicotine glow.

[tridim]

2. I believe the entire GOP is fading

And I'm starting to believe they will never recover.

The party of Rush will be a minor party by 2012.

[Delphinus]

3. From your lips to

the ears of the Universe. Make it so, Number 1!