Florida and Alaska plan to outlaw bestiality

[nichomachus]

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/03/21/us/AP-Bestiality-Law.html?_r=1

JUNEAU, Alaska (AP) -- It's a subject that can cause nervous snickering, a little uneasiness and even a few bad jokes.

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Shocked by that and other similar cases of involving humans having sex with animals, lawmakers in Florida and Alaska are considering bans on bestiality. They are among 15 states where the practice is not explicitly illegal.

So, if the measures pass, that will mean there will only be 13 states where Ann Coulter can still get laid.

[wtmusic]

1. No problem - consensual sex between beasts is permitted. nt

[L0oniX]

13. What happened to abstinence only?

[Deja Q]

2. But moose need love too.

:cry:

[juno jones]

10. They sure do

But they don't seem to be really picky about species, or about a pulse, for that matter...




:)

[formercia]

14. That's the problem with calling moose.

You have two choices:

Shoot or give up 'da bootie.

[DeepBlueC]

3. and why not go on to include animal husbandry?

Enough with these women marrying pigs!

[Deja Q]

5. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray:

Sad but true...

[trumad]

4. You guys laugh--- but it is becoming more widespread lately...

Hey--why not protect animals?

[Deja Q]

6. Because humans don't have love or compassion for their own kind anymore?

By and large, some of us do, but we're like communists or evil or stuff like that.

[TankLV]

7. Good - now maybe we the country won't be fucked by another repuke in OUR White House again!!!

it's great news for all us "beasts"...

[Turbineguy]

8. There goes

animal sex tourism.

Another nail in the coffin of the economy.

[mitchum]

9. They will have to pry that chicken from my cold dead hands!

[graywarrior]

11. Poor Sarah

Just had to say that....no idea what I meant by it.

[gratuitous]

19. Because she can't screw the pooch anymore?

I'm sure she'll manage somehow.

[islandmkl]

12. the fact that i am an ex-resident of BOTH of those states...

has absolutely nothing to do with these laws being passed...



like the other guy said: "sheep lie...."

[Vickers]

15. Whew! What a relief...now we can focus on other less pressing matters

like crime and the economy and the crumbling infrastructure and unemployment and the homeless and healthcare and etc. etc.

:eyes:

[lib2DaBone]

16. What will Republican Senators and Evangelists do now?

[rug]

17. Sorry, Todd.

[Deja Q]

20. Todd... Bridges? Rundgren? Palin?!

:wow:

[BlooInBloo]

18. Seems to me that there are some things, that if you have to make a law for them....

You've already lost.

[SmileyRose]

21. This is a non issue. Ann Coulter has never been married and is therefore a virgin.

I thought that was understood.

[santamargarita]

22. Having sex with any Republican should be considered bestiality

:rofl: