Toilets of Fire in San Francisco

[marmar]

via Yahoo:



Clorox offers $5K to wipe out SF 'toilet torcher'


SAN FRANCISCO – The Clorox Company is offering a $5,000 reward and a year's supply of toilet cleaning products for tips leading to the arrest of San Francisco's notorious portable potty pyromaniac.

The Oakland-based chemical company deployed a "potty patrol" team in the city Friday to make residents aware of its offer marrying marketing and community service.

Since November, more than two dozen construction site toilets have been set on fire in the city, causing an estimated $50,000 in property damage and leaving a trail of foul-smelling evidence.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090321/ap_on_fe_st/odd_toilet_torcher_reward;_ylt=Aqb31A0Mnay79QBUhj38FGDtiBIF

[DJ13]

1. Now thats some real hot sh!t

[pepperbear]

2. you are just buckin' for that DUZY!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

3. New Springsteen song?

We're workin' on a site
The sun is gettin' low
I get that feeling again
I think I gotta go
I say "I won't be a minute"
But you know I'm a liar
'Cause when I piss
ooooh...Fire.

[area51]

5. You're bad.

:spank:

[paulsby]

4. a years supply of toilet cleaning products?

that sounds like one of the really sucky concession prizes people would get on some cheezy gameshow.

and how much exactly IS a YEAR's supply of toilet cleaning products?

[beac]

8. No kidding. They expect some noble citizen to rat out a criminally insane

poo-torcher for what? Maybe 6 bottles of environment-destroying bleach cleaner and one of those hilariously-monikered "toilet wands"?

[XemaSab]

6. I have seen a burned portapotty before

All that was left were a scorch mark, the aluminum handles, and the rolls of TP. :shrug:

[beac]

7. "Toilets of Fire in San Francisco"

Steven Bochco announces his latest production, TV's first ever "janitorial procedural."