Best Plan so far...Madoff to Help U.S. Sell Bad Assets

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The Obama administration, hoping to find investors to buy $1 trillion worth of so-called "toxic" assets from U.S. financial institutions, has turned to confessed swindler Bernie Madoff to mastermind the sales campaign.

While White House officials acknowledged that joining forces with the jail-bound scam artist was likely to raise some eyebrows, privately they are hoping that when it comes to selling bad assets to investors, the "Madoff magic" will carry the day.

more here: http://www.borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=6999

hopefully I dont need to add this, but just in case.
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.:rofl: