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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:03 PM
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I have a second amendmant right to own a killer robot!
Edited on Wed Mar-25-09 11:04 PM by Renew Deal
I was just reading this article. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=3800144&mesg_id=3800144

It says the US is working on creating "robot killers" similar to Terminator. All I have to say is that I have a second amendmant right to own a "robot killer." If "robot killers" are outlawed, then only outlaws will have "robot killers."

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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:04 PM
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1. How much does a "robot killer" cost?
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:05 PM
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4. Buzz off robot killer grabber.
:D
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villager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:05 PM
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2. Join *my* NRA: National Robot Association!
;-)
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Massacure Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:05 PM
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3. You cannot own a killer robot...
Only a killer robot can own YOU!

:evilgrin:
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:05 PM
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5. The best defense
Spam 'em silly!

And put some porn in it! Robots and cyborgs fall for it every time.

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lob1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:06 PM
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6. I have one. Just don't let him sucker you into a game of tic-tac-death.
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:07 PM
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7. "They'll have to pry me from it's cold titanium hands"
:P

:patriot:
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:08 PM
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10. lol
:rofl:
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:08 PM
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8. Pfft. You need one of these ...


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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:09 PM
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12. That's awesome!
:bounce:
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:14 PM
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16. Motherfucker! That's a Matador!
That's a Matador?
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rwheeler31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:08 PM
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9. Oh man don't advertise it, the paranoid weapon crazy right
will spend 3 months rent money on that baby.
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cobalt1999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:08 PM
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11. As long as it will walk the dogs when it's not out killing, then I want one too
:)
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:09 PM
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13. Cool! I want a full-auto Fembot.


Mmmmm. .44 Jubblies.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:18 PM
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18. Don't forget to change her clip after you're done.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:11 PM
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14. Does my killer robot have the right to own me? nt
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:22 PM
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20. You'll be owned all right.
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:13 PM
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15. Well, this thing would scare the shit out of me -
Once I saw what it costs!

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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 09:17 AM
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26. They named a street after a police officer?
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 09:26 AM
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29. Halt! Where is your hall pass? You have 10 seconds to comply..
You now have 6 seconds to comply.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:16 PM
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17. That would look kick ass on my gun rack!
Yeeeeeehawwwww!
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:20 PM
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19. Don't make fun of California's Governor!
He's not really a robot - he just plays one in the movies
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rrneck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:22 PM
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21. Just remember to
keep your finger off the robot's trigger until it's ready to fire.
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:25 PM
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22. But will the killer robots have the right to Brazillian waxes?
Damn nanny staters!
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 11:34 PM
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23. Not unless you can SPELL it
Not "amendmant", but Amendment

Thank you. :)

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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 09:09 AM
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25. Ack!
I can't believe I did that. :dunce:
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 11:09 AM
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31. It happens
:hi:
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Believing Is Art Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 04:57 AM
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24. So,
Will we now be monitoring all manufacturers of gardening equipment to make sure they don't send any hoses overseas?
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 09:18 AM
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27. I be happy with just a laser device so I can hack to pieces
vehicles of people who piss me off by their driving.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 09:19 AM
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28. Killer robots don't kill people...
...well, actually they do, hence "killer robot."
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iamthebandfanman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 11:15 AM
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32. nope.
Edited on Thu Mar-26-09 11:16 AM by iamthebandfanman
its their cybernetic self-aware A.I. super computer that commands them to that does.

duh.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 09:27 AM
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30. I Already Have One
I don't have any guns. We needed something to protect us against everything evil everywhere.
GAC
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 11:16 AM
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33. It would be regulated under the National Firearms Act
If you can come up with the money and pass the background check, go for it!
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JackRiddler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 11:18 AM
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34. Amendment.
I have a First Amendment right to be a spelling Nazi.
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