CHARTS Here!! Get Your REPUBLICAN BUDGET Charts Here!!!!

[Beetwasher]

For real:



http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/3/26/713393/-Republican-Budget-The-Chart-Says-It-All

[Avalux]

1. WTF is that??

My god they are idiots. :rofl:

[Beetwasher]

3. I'm Impressed With The Angles And Lack Of Typos

However, they need better font continuity.

[Kaleko]

49. No, no, they're showing the Republican molecule

busy at work.

This is a scientific document of historic importance!!!

[sofa king]

51. Why yes. That molecule is "moron biparticide."

I was looking at the .pdf file this morning, and man is it a lying-ass piece of... well, let's just say that it reflects the values of its creators quite well.

The graphics are there for a very important reason: the Republican Party is having difficulty drawing its master plan out past nineteen pages of graphics and text, including the front and back covers.

I think I actually drew blood as I looked at these graphs:



See anything unusual there? Yes, it's as if the trillions of dollars blown straight up Dick Cheney's skirt never existed. The Bush years were, according to those graphs, fiscally sound and unexceptional. I'll bet the price of the Gulf War that the price of the Gulf War is not included in those graphs, as the *resident always made sure to break the law by leaving the cost of the war out of his budget requests, to be funded as an emergency measure outside of the normal appropriations process.

They're still playing that game, and hoping nobody notices. I hope someone reads this, takes the hour and a half needed to verify my guess, and tacks 'em to the fucking wall with it.

[tridim]

2. Circles and rectangles and lines oh my!

That's hilarious! :rofl:

[Beetwasher]

4. It Needs More Chewy Tax Cutty Goodness Though!

There's no mention of tax cuts on that thing!

[Sal Minella]

16. 35% ==> 25% is more complicated detail than they wanted to include on this roll-out.

[glinda]

7. I think we are supposed to use crayons to color them in.

[Beetwasher]

14. Oh! NOW It Makes Sense!! It's Only AFTER You COLOR It In That Their Plan Is Clear

That's why it's being distributed w/ a box of crayons! Yeesh! Boy, do we look stupid!

[Hepburn]

35. Not sure that really helps....

:shrug:

[Beetwasher]

38. LOL!

:thumbsup:

[tridim]

5. Love this graphic in the KOS comments..

Actually it's from fark.. More here:
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4291765&cpp=1

[lamp_shade]

10. I'm bookmarking this. It's hilarious.

[ColbertWatcher]

19. LOL! That is some seriously funny shit right there! n/t

[TahitiNut]

23. That's a first. A graphic Rickroll, no less.

:rofl:

[dixiegrrrrl]

31. Oh god....that is great !!

:rofl: :rofl:

someone, please send that to JeffR for a Duzy Nom..I have exceeded my limit this week.
Share the wealth.

[Hepburn]

36. LMBO!

:rofl:

[depakid]

37. ROFL. That is GREAT material

Right up there with ready.gov and McTongue!

[glinda]

47. That sums it up pretty tidy

[Botany]

6. You can't make this shit up

dog runs


goes to



cow by barn




*****************************




grandma's christmas

[malaise]

8. I couldn't say it better

:rofl:

[Beetwasher]

9. Here's A Good One:

[Botany]

11. 3 circles, 3 lines, and a rectangle

Do they have any idea how stupid they look?

Breaking into Obama's time for that? :rofl:

[Kajsa]

12. Nada, Nothing ,Zip

" we have an alternative"

Sure you do, I've been hearing that
for two months now and----

Nada, Nothing, Zip.

The Party of Nothing

[ColbertWatcher]

27. They didn't think before they spoke. n/t

[JDPriestly]

13. Here are the details

Reforms Medicare and Medicaid: Let the elderly and poor die if they can't pay the doctor.

Affordable Access to Affordable Coverage: If you can't afford coverage, you can afford to die.

Limits Federal Spending: So that we can increase executive pay and bonuses.

[ColbertWatcher]

15. The words are too long and there are no cats. This is the internets isn't it?

I thought there were supposed to be cats in everything on the internets.

[aquart]

25. Only the good stuff.

[ColbertWatcher]

17. LOL!

The funniest part of this design is that there is only one thing that's blocking "LIMITS FEDERAL SPENDING" and "UNIVERSAL ACCESS TO AFFORDABLE COVERAGE"-- the "REPUBLICAN ROAD TO RECOVERY"

Did they mean to do that?

[Parker CA]

18. This should be sent to every MSM and web-based news outlet. The GOP has officially lost it. n/t.

[gratuitous]

20. Whoa, slow down there!

That's a bit much to glom onto all at once! This is gonna take some time to digest, analyze and comment on. Woooo doggies, that's some plan! I mean, wow. It's almost suspicious how they came up with such a comprehensive plan so quickly. This has probably been in the works for minutes if not hours.

Let me try now:

Step 1: Tax cuts for the overrich.
Step 2:
Step 3: Economic recovery for everyone!

Ooooh, my head is spinning.

[Beetwasher]

34. I'd Prefer More FONT CONTINUITY

I mean I get what they're going for but with a high caliber product like this you really need a consistent seraph.

[fascisthunter]

21. "Universal Access to Affordable Coverage"... lol

as long as you can pay... and pay much more for coverage than with a socialized form of healthcare.

What don't you republicans understand. There is no need for expensive private heath care insurance. Go make you money another way.

[Bobbie Jo]

22. LOL....good one. Now where's the real chart?

...and people wonder why we're broke. :wtf:

[krispos42]

24. It not meant for us...

...it's meant for their base. Which makes this chart about as complex as it can be for them.

[ColbertWatcher]

26. Instead of waiting to know what they're talking about, the GOP releases this?

I don't think they've been paying attention.

[Kansas Wyatt]

39. Republicans think they lost the elections because....

They weren't conservative or republican enough. They really have no clue whatsoever how badly the last 8 years of republican government have been for the country. They obviously believe their own propaganda they put out for reasons why things got so shitty during their republican government.

With their latest gimmick, it just confirms that they are completely disconnected from the American People and they have no idea what they are talking about.

[ColbertWatcher]

43. I just find it funny that one day after Obama answers a reporter's question ...

... about why he didn't immediately respond publicly with: "I'd like to know what I'm talking about before I speak.".

And, yet, the very next day, the GOP release what they call their "alternative" to Obama's budget.

But, it's not ready yet! It's not complete. Boner even said it was just a blueprint!

I don't think it has to do with their denial that they lost the election, I think it's because they're still in their bubble!

It's amazing!

[bleever]

28. "Republican Road to Recovery" = "Drink Yourself Sober!"

They're setting a new standard in failure.

[many a good man]

29. Roadbumps to Recovery

I like this one:

[Gregorian]

30. Shouldn't that read "REPUBLICAN ROADBLOCK TO RECOVERY"?

:)

:(

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

32. Based on this useful prototype I drew a graph for my husband

first circle said

"convince elderly neighbors we are long lost heirs"

second circle said

"win lottery"

third circle said

Bingo!

[Beetwasher]

46. It Kinda Works For Anything And Everything Doesn't It?

It's the universal panacea. The Republican plan for anything: Problem+magical thinking=solution.

[glinda]

48. It's modeled after "The Tinker Toy Strategy"

[Hepburn]

33. This is for real????

:shrug:






:rofl:

[depakid]

41. Do you have to ask?

Damn- I'm not going to get any work done on this report for about the next hour.

:rofl:

[Laelth]

40. That's hilarious.

Time for the R's to start up the circular firing squad.

:popcorn:

:dem:

-Laelth

[nichomachus]

42. To a Republican "affordable" means for someone who makes over $500,000 a year

[BlooInBloo]

44. The Tinkertoy Plan!!! BWAHAHAHAAHAHAA!!!! Children, in a grown-up world.

[Beetwasher]

45. It's Truly An Historic Implosion

I really don't think there's ever been anything quite like it. And it's entertaining to boot!

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

50. Ok, who has the picture of the windmill?

Robert Gibbs in the press conference said there was a picture of a windmill!

Was it interactive? Connect the dots and then color it in?

[Kaleko]

52. The windmill visual aid will be released on April Fool's day,

or so I've heard. Seriously.

I wonder if it will also show who's fighting it. That certainly would help...

[TWiley]

53. Christian influence ..... "Accept by Faith Alone .... forget facts and details"

one screwed up mess i must say