Mark Levin ... "The Great One"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[samrock]

Who the HELL came up with THAT title??? Jackie Gleason should haunt that poor SOB to their grave! What a worthless piece of dog excrement who Jackie would scarpe off his shoe with a piece of card board and throw in the trash..

[Bolo Boffin]

1. Isn't that Sean Hannity's name for him?

Maybe all those right-wingers were comparing penis sizes and Mark's was the biggest, at 1.72 inches.

[county worker]

2. 1.72 inches? He must drive a Hummer and ride a motorcycle and carry a concealed weapon

[Tangerine LaBamba]

4. With that kind of instrument,

he doesn't have anything to prove.

Also, he was the only one who got hard, so that's why he was so big.

I have to go and rest now and try to get these terrible, terrible images out of my mind. I keep seeing fields of toadstools ..........

[grasswire]

3. it dates back to the Clinton-Lewinsky era...

...when Levin was one of the lying trashmouths that pestered the President of the United States about everything.

He used to post on freerepublic.com under the user name "holdonnow" -- don't know if he still does.

[Sanity Claws]

5. Wasn't that John L. Sullivan, the 19th Century boxer?

First heavyweight champion -- beat Paddy Ryan to get the title.