got this wingnuttery email today. it's a beaut!

[ourbluenation]

If it weren't so stupid I'd be pissed. Anyone ever get this one?

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare.
I am an American..
I am a Master Mason and believe in God.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.. Get over it!
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson that makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!
So, shut up already.
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!
This is AMERICA .We like it the way it is!
If you were born here and don't like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.
Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license.
I think it's good.... And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.
Get a Job and do your part!
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We want our country back!

We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!



WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!

[Warpy]

1. Land of the venal, home of the smug

This might have had more of an effect before they allowed a city to drown and then crashed the economy.

[YOY]

2. "Tough Guy"

n.t.

[Dawgs]

3. "We want our country back!"

Now he knows how we felt. Of course, we're not morons.

[ourbluenation]

8. I looked it up on snopes and it's been around since 2000, or a version of it.

The strange thing is I got it from someone I haven't heard from in years. It was forwarded with no note or anything and I know that they know where I fall on the political spectrum. Totally useless bit of bytes.

[Aviation Pro]

4. My heroes are.....

...John Wayne - never served, played a Green Beret (making him a poser).
...Babe Ruth - a drunk who blamed it on hot dogs.

The writer of this fucking, stupid e-mail probably never served either and is one of many loud mouth drunks who like to play dress up at Bike Week and think they are tough.

[The Wizard]

5. We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!

Would Zeus be acceptable?

[NeedleCast]

6. Heroes

So his heroes are a Hollywood Actor, an alcoholic baseball player, a guy who makes hamburgers that are average at best and the Davidson in Harley-Davidson.

And I would care about the opinion of this guy because....?

It's fun when conservatives try to play the victim. "I'm a bad American..." give me a break, lol.

[billybob537]

21. He's not a BAD American he's a dumb American

Being used by Big money MSM propaganda makes you stupid.
Keep repeating thier drivel Makes Him Mad.
I feel sorry for people like this.
I don't care who or what you pray to.
I ride a Harley and am a Master Mason.
Masons agree there is a god, but refuse to pick one.
They also refuse to discuss Politics,or endorse a party.
If you believe your money is your own Keep your Harley off THE PUBLICS ROADS!
You obviously don't like it here so why don't you go back to what ever country you are from.
All Americans even native Americans came from elsewhere, so what make you think you are better than anyone else.
Stop spending your time WHINNING and do some good.
You poor self centered coward.

[pretzel4gore]

7. takes to long to say it...

'i sukk nazipooh arseits' is more to the point

[rcrush]

9. So was this a joke?

That Master Mason line seems like a joke to me.

[ourbluenation]

10. It does, but sadly I don't think it is. n/t

[LeftinOH]

11. 'Not sure why this person thinks he's anyone's "worst nightmare"..cause he's really just boring..n/t

[ourbluenation]

12. hold the phone - check this out! Excellent response from the intertubes!!!

http://open.salon.com/blog/aaroncynic/2009/03/19/fw_youre_not_a_bad_american_just_a_jerk_part_2

[YOY]

16. That's the pre-Obama version!

Notice the small changes...still talkin' tough!

[ourbluenation]

17. Ha! This has been covered already on DU w/ another great response I must say....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4957087

[AndyA]

13. Yeah, it all sounds good on paper. But the reality of it all doesn't add up to the words they write.

They believe in American products, but they shop at Walmart and drive Toyotas.

They believe that everyone has a right to pray to his or her own God when they want to, unless they don't have a God or happen to be a Muslin.

They believe it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents, as long as one is male and the other female.

There are just so many things wrong with the way these people think. Their thinking and actions have brought America to its knees economically. I think America is better off with these people out of the control and decision-making processes.

[SheilaT]

18. Hey! I don't shop at WalMart

but I do own a Honda.

[Demobrat]

14. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

Everyone? Or just the ones who pray to the same God you do?

[gratuitous]

15. Apparently, the writer loves America

But hates everyone in the country.

Okay, gotcha. Nitwit.

[amyrose2712]

19. Ew, It sounds like my uncle. nt

[guitar man]

20. I ride a Harley Davidson

And I'm a progressive Democrat that thinks this guy is a total douchebag. :P