Bernie Breakout Shocker! Madoff Almost Made Off!(Wealthy Underground)

[billyoc]

Today at dawn, New York City police surprised a gang of free market fanatics just before they could set off a massive dynamite explosion that would have blown away the entire northern wall of lower Manhattan's Metropolitan Correctional Center. The gang members, clad in black Armani ski masks and tasteful Christian Dior jogging suits, fled the scene, leaving behind a communiqué identifying themselves as the Wealthy Underground Organization, a militant clandestine group dedicated to the "liberation" of disgraced businessman and former NASDAQ chairman, Bernard L. Madoff.

According to police, the Wealthy Underground Organization is one of a growing number of capitalist extremist groups borrowing tactics from the 1960s nostalgia craze in order to fight what it sees as the "socialist menace" brought on by President Obama's response to the economic crisis.

News of the daring rescue attempt quickly spread throughout radical capitalist circles, bringing tycoons, magnates, and entrepreneurs -- from corporate CEOs to ice cream vendors -- to the Correctional Center to demonstrate in support of the Wealthy Underground. Picketing and chanting, protestors held signs reading "FREE BERNIE!" and "THE BANKERS UNITED WILL NEVER BE INDICTED."

Muffy-Ayn Randsworth, Harvard Business School senior and president of Students for an Autocratic Society (SAS), grabbed a bullhorn, climbed onto the hood of her Mini Cooper, and began lecturing the crowd, calling Bernard Madoff the "Che Guevara of free market capitalism."

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http://mrzine.monthlyreview.org/day300309.html

Nice to see that the Billionaires for Bush have landed on their feet. :rofl:

[BrklynLiberal]

1. ROTFLMAO!!!

There are also rumors of plans to kidnap known socialists, such as Paul Krugman and Rachel Maddow.

[billyoc]

5. "The bankers, united, will never be indicted..."

:rofl:

[virgogal]

2. Thanks for the great laugh----that's a keeper.

[zeemike]

3. Students for an Autocratic Society

BANKERS UNITED WILL NEVER BE INDICTED

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:spray::spray::spray::spray:

[chollybocker]

4. "the Wealthy Underground Organization"

Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Do they hold whine and cheese parties in posh undisclosed locations?