Blow up your TV

[leftofthedial]

throw away the paper
move to the country
build you a home

[BlooInBloo]

1. No, ok, no, no.

[fishwax]

2. Plant a little garden

Eat a lotta peaches
Try to find Jesus
On your own

[Yavapai]

3. I knew that topless lady, had something up her sleave

[leftofthedial]

11. While digesting Reader's Digest...

In the back of the dirty book store

[EFerrari]

19. You must know the answer

I said no but I'll give it a try.

[mahina]

14. oops

sorry for stepping on your line!

[ddeclue]

4. But what would I point my furniture at?

OK... I stole that from Friends...

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

13. worth stealing.

[Lex]

5. Unplug the computer

walk outside in the sun
make someone smile
relax a little

[Touchdown]

6. Take a nap.

[cali]

7. wow. and you complain about other people's posts not being substantive.

quite the cognitive dissonance thing you have going on. How many of these tissue thin OPs are you going to post?

[leftofthedial]

23. humidity made the snowman

sunshine brought him down

[cliffordu]

8. Well..

done
done
done
nope.

[mahina]

9. Well, I was young and hungry and about to leave that place

When just as I was leavin', well she looked me in the face
I said "You must know the answer."
"She said, "No but I'll give it a try."
And to this very day we've been livin' our way
And here is the reason why

[leftofthedial]

10. He's simply amazing.

He can put on a show for four solid hours and just keep on amazing. (Or at least he could a few years ago.)

[mahina]

12. Yep!

He had us all laughing and happy, in a very dark and Bushy time.

[omega minimo]

15. light a candle as long as it's the right kind & isn't the wrong symbol and is as bright as a 40 watt

:think:

[mindwalker_i]

16. No no, don't blow up the TV!

You'll get capacitors everywhere and little farads will get stuck in the rug.

[SeattleGirl]

17. Thanks, but no thanks.

I like some TV.
I like the paper. (And I'm pretty good at discerning bullcrap I find in it.)
I like the city.
Don't have money to build a home.

[leftofthedial]

21. eat a lot of peaches?

[anigbrowl]

18. But keep posting content-free stuff on the Internet

because that makes you a revolutionary, yeah baby.

[EFerrari]

20. And to this day we've been livin' our way and here is the reason why.

We blew up the teevee!

[leftofthedial]

22. why am I not surprised that certain DUers are not John Prine fans

and indeed seem not to even know who he is?

[anigbrowl]

24. I recognized it. You want to sing out loud, try the lounge.

You think I haven't seen this before? Say something mildly provocative, then when you get the inevitable negative reply, attempt to look superior by saying 'I was QUOTING FAMOUS PERSON - why do you hate FAMOUS PERSON?!'. It's so high school.

[leftofthedial]

25. WTF are you talking about?

ferfucksake, go take a valium or something.

Some of us like John Prine and find recalling what he had to say about troubling times to still be relevant. If you don't agree, then just shut the fuck up and go somewhere else and shout at people. You're so fucking preschool.

[anigbrowl]

26. One day you'll get it.

[mahina]

27. Aw hell, you're no fun

at all.

And also, too, John Prine isn't famous, he's just a great heart and a songwriter.

[obiwan]

28. My import TVs blow up all by themselves on a fairly regular basis.

Don't need to take any further action.

[ColbertWatcher]

29. Blow up my TV!? NEVER!