You can't fix everything with duct tape.

[Jackpine Radical]

Sometimes you need baling wire, binder twine or a bungee cord.

[Catshrink]

1. Don't forget the spackle.

That stuff is bomb. I love the kind that goes on pink and turns white when it dries. They must have got the idea from Glidden's ceiling paint.

[TheCoxwain]

2. And when it comes to Cheney .. you need a HANG ROPE

[dipsydoodle]

3. Know what you mean

like when you've trodden on your favorite M & M.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

4. I dunno.

[tridim]

5. Don't forget the zip ties

I use those things all the time. Great invention.

[panader0]

6. My thumbnail makes a good screwdriver.

[krispos42]

Sometimes you need WD-40 as well

IF it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40


:-)

[Captain Hilts]

17. A dab of WD-40 behind the ears...and you're ready for a great evening.nt

[krispos42]

20. And so is she!

:hide:

[cobalt1999]

7. If you can't fix it with duct tape, it ain't worth fixing anyways.

Seriously, it's great stuff and the Apollo astronauts even brought it on board for the moon flights.

[ddeclue]

8. Software engineers fix things with patches...

:P

:rofl:

:evilgrin:

[azmouse]

9. All that is nothing w/o plastic sheeting.

[GentryDixon]

10. Crazy glue.

[damntexdem]

11. Red Greene would say differently.

So we're going to fix you with duct tape.

[Skidmore]

12. Crepe paper and nutty putty are needed sometimes.

[Urban Prairie]

13. Paper clip and chewed gum n/t

[dweller]

14. i'm an adherent

of the bigger hammer school of thought myself.

dp

[Cirque du So-What]

15. Hey, guys, it's a new millennium...so we need a new 'duct tape'!

I demand that this stuff makes it to hardware-store shelves right away!

New Innovations in Duct Tape - Move Over For Graphene Wrap

Let's human face it, we have got all done a small speedy hole with epithelial duct tape. We utilize it to mend just about anything really. It's wish the old expression goes; "nothing a small epithelial epithelial epithelial duct tape and bailing wire can't fix." For many decennaries duct tape have saved our rears.

In fact, when the Aluminum Qaeda International Terrorists were said to be plotting the usage of Sarin Gas, the Department of Fatherland security said usage duct tape to seal up the clefts and around your doors and windows to protect your family. Gratuitous to say, Duct Tape sold out across the nation.

This is great news and yet one more than possible usage of the ill-famed fix-all, but this is the new millennium so move over "Graphene Wrap" a new stuff that have not yet hit the shelves. Soon, graphene coats with carbon-nanotube mesh will be used to literally repair anything. Yes, anything, including clefts in 18-wheeler motortruck frames, aircraft wing spars, atomic pigboats and old bridges.

But how is this possible you ask? Simple, these stuffs can be applied just like epithelial duct tape and once in topographic point hit with an electrical complaint and they will shrivel wrapper into place. They will be 500 modern times stronger than steel, easy to utilize and come up in a assortment of colors.

Indeed, the years of J.B. Dyer'S Rocket for fixing leaks in bagpipe is over, and so is welding for that matter. In the hereafter buckminsterfullerene enhanced graphene coats with carbon-nano-tube re-enforced arms will be used instead. The ultimate edifice stuff for strength and longevity, able to repair anything, so, throw away your ace glue, bailing wire, epithelial duct tape and welding machine; do manner for graphene wrap.

http://anamericanaries.blogspot.com/2008/11/new-innovations-in-duct-tape-move-over.html

[ddeclue]

18. Is this real or April Fools Day? Sounds like a good way to fix leading edge holes in RCC on shuttle

missions if I understand it correctly. How does it hold up under heat (assuming not an April fool's prank)

[LiberalEsto]

21. The English major in me weeps

(sob)

[Captain Hilts]

16. Rubber bands are helpful also. nt

[Mari333]

19. ah, duct tape. reminds me of bygone days.

http://www.geocities.com/beaver_militia/tape.html

[H2O Man]

22. This must be an

April Fools prank post. Duct tape fixes and cures everything. It can also be used in times of national emergency for safety. The Terriblests hate us for our duct tape.