Farewell, Glenn Beck, Poet! (actual transcriptions from the oeuvre of Beck)

[NYCGirl]

http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2009/04/02/glenn_beck_poetry_vol_3/index.html

BOTTOM

You know what; I speak from experience.
Alcoholic. Alcoholic. Just drinking Jack Daniel's
Like crazy until, you know, you're just like,

"Is that vomit on my face?"

So then I know what it's like to hit bottom.
These people in Washington.
They never hit bottom.

("Glenn Beck," Fox News, March 2, 2009)


ACCIDENT

You know what, I don't know when it became un-American
To say, save for a rainy day, or you know
Why don't you just -- why don't we just
Prepare for the worst and hope for the best
Or make sure you're wearing clean underpants
In case you're in an accident
But that's a different story.

("Glenn Beck," Fox News, Feb. 23, 2009)

AMAZED

I'm amazed at the argument that you can't amend
The Constitution, you can't change the Constitution;
That what our founders designed. Isn't this -- maybe I'm wrong.

I have never heard of the people's representative,
The people that -- if a guy is supposed to uphold the laws
That the people pass goes to the Supreme Court and says,

I know I'm the chief guy, I'm the attorney general,
I'm the chief guy to uphold the law, and the people said
This is the law, but the people can't do that.

Has this ever happened before?

("Glenn Beck," Fox News, March 5, 2009)



:rofl:

[susanna]

1. Now that is just all kinds of funny.

Thanks for the laughs. :-)

[rvablue]

2. Now that's a word salad! This dude makes Sarah Palin seem semi eloquent!

I love these threads on Beck.

Only a month ago this guy scared the beejeebus out of me.

And now, after Colbert and others beautiful mockery of this deranged looney-tune, he's quickly becoming my favorite punch line!