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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 07:55 PM Original message |
When Obama assigns you a freeper to re-educate, what are you going to do with him? |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
1. Bring him/her to my urban hellhole, see a gay club, a book reading, and a play. |
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roguevalley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 08:23 PM Response to Reply #1 |
77. rub my feet. least they can do, the fucker. |
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ZombieHorde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 07:57 PM Response to Original message |
2. Teach him how to play Dungeons & Dragons and Chess. nt |
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doctor jazz (474 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 07:57 PM Response to Original message |
3. Marinate him. |
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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 07:59 PM Original message |
Free Republic is people! |
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corkhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 05:27 AM Response to Reply #3 |
71. be careful |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
4. Doorstop |
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northofdenali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
5. Stick him on the back of my motorcycle, |
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Ishoutandscream2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
6. Damn, what's the password? |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
7. First stop, the showers. |
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Barack_America (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
8. Drop him off in the middle of West Philly. |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:15 PM Response to Reply #8 |
29. Make sure he wears his "White Power!" t-shirt. |
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Barack_America (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:23 PM Response to Reply #29 |
35. He can wear whatever he finds appropriate. |
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csziggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:52 PM Response to Reply #8 |
42. Just tell him he will be re-creating Bruce Willis' role in Die Hard: With a Vengeance |
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polichick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
9. Mine will get a giant peace sign tattooed on each butt cheek. |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
10. I'll dress him in a hemp fiber tunic and Birkenstocks, |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:00 PM Response to Original message |
11. Answer all his questions by holding up a flower, until he smiles knowingly. |
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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:01 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. That cracked me up. |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:30 PM Response to Reply #13 |
37. Glad someone understood it. |
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The Doctor. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 05:34 AM Response to Reply #11 |
72. One flaw with that plan... |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 08:37 AM Response to Reply #72 |
75. Oh, they'll ask questions. |
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TheBigotBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
12. I am 6ft2 tall |
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Toucano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
14. First, we'll watch "Auntie Mame" |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
15. First, you have to house break him. Start by getting him to go on paper. |
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kestrel91316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
16. Roast him and eat him. Yummmm, long pig! Freepers CAN'T be re-educated. |
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ShareTheWoods (210 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
17. re-educate? |
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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:07 PM Response to Reply #17 |
23. It's either re-education or banishment. |
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AllieB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:21 PM Response to Reply #17 |
33. Do you mean postwar De-Nazification? |
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The Doctor. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 05:37 AM Response to Reply #17 |
73. Didn't you know? |
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provis99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
18. Teach little freeper what teabagging is really about! |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
19. We'll start with grammar. |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
20. kick their ass |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
21. I don't think I'd like a part in govt mandated "reeducation" |
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whistler162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
22. Slap YOU up the side of the head with a |
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acmavm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:09 PM Response to Original message |
24. Waterboard him/her. I mean,that's their punishment of choice, right? |
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Raine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:10 PM Response to Original message |
25. Drown him |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:10 PM Response to Original message |
26. Mao's home reeducation course? |
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Touchdown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 09:03 PM Response to Reply #26 |
45. That looks like a menu. |
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pleah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
27. Make him or her feed the homeless, visit nursing homes, |
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sam sarrha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
28. "Conservatives" are unfortunately Born that way.. it isn't a Choice, they lack... >Links.> |
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angstlessk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
30. if my freeper is a guy..dress him like a woman..if my freeper is a female...dress her like a woman |
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stillcool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
31. take him to the library |
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Brazenly Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:19 PM Response to Original message |
32. First he will learn why the grass is taller and greener where the dogs hang out |
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HooptieWagon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
34. waterboard him |
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ddeclue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
36. Teach them to say: NU-KLEE-ER |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
38. i want a young cute one -- |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 11:13 PM Response to Reply #38 |
54. For some of them, secretly they'd love that. |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
39. First I'll take his guns. |
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cherish44 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
40. I'd take his guns and make him watch me shoot up his pickup, his bibles and his Bush memorabilia |
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Wiley50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:51 PM Response to Original message |
41. well, first you have to get their attention, so out comes the 2x4 |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:54 PM Response to Original message |
43. Send him to Iraq and Afghanistan for 18 months. He can be the target |
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Historic NY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 08:56 PM Response to Original message |
44. It won't be nice!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Mari333 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 09:04 PM Response to Original message |
46. Force him or her to |
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Bigmack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 09:16 PM Response to Original message |
47. Watch "Full Metal Jacket"... |
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Doctor_J (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
48. Force him to move to Vermont and marry me |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
49. Shit in his hat and have him wear it. |
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Stevenmarc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 09:46 PM Response to Original message |
50. Show him that if he's going to teabag he'll need a Brazilian |
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LynnTheDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 11:20 PM Response to Reply #50 |
55. ROTFLMAO!!!! |
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TroglodyteScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
51. I'm gonna hit him with a fuckin bat. n/t |
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AnnieBW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
52. Take them to a Pagan circle |
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Lilith Velkor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 11:07 PM Response to Original message |
53. Slit his fucking throat |
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TheKentuckian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-07-09 11:20 PM Response to Original message |
56. REEDUCATION!?! So, coal sequestration isn't just a fancy way of saying we're going to |
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Fire_Medic_Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
57. You seem to be a big fan of slavery. |
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Hannah Bell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 12:20 AM Response to Reply #57 |
59. it's a joke, son. you seem not to like the thought of wingers tasting their own medicine. |
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Fire_Medic_Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 12:20 AM Response to Reply #59 |
60. Ya think. |
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Hannah Bell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 12:18 AM Response to Original message |
58. make him live on welfare in detroit. |
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Norquist Nemesis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 12:29 AM Response to Original message |
61. 24/7 of "Progressive Talk Radio" piped into his room |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 02:58 AM Response to Original message |
62. I don't like being around them enough to actually have one. Take him |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 03:08 AM Response to Original message |
63. First rec!? Are you shitting me, DU!? |
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comtec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 03:33 AM Response to Original message |
64. Sit and talk to him/her |
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canetoad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 03:56 AM Response to Original message |
65. Chain him to a table |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 04:00 AM Response to Original message |
66. Ever seen "A Clockwork Orange"? |
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Number23 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 04:14 AM Response to Original message |
67. Drop him off in the most broke-down, dysfunctional hospital for the dumb and insane I can find |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 04:15 AM Response to Original message |
68. I'll be taking mine back to Square-1, and they're not coming out till they stop crapping their pants |
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agentS (922 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 04:40 AM Response to Original message |
69. The Grand Tour: New Orleans, South Florida, Galveston, Antarctica- I call it the |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 05:00 AM Response to Original message |
70. Flush it! |
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formercia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 05:49 AM Response to Original message |
74. Jambo, rafiki. Habari za usiku? |
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Brewman_Jax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 09:39 AM Response to Original message |
76. Chum or shark bait |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-08-09 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
78. Drop him or her off the nearest tall building I can find. |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-11-09 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
79. Give him violin lessons. |
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ThomWV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-11-09 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
80. Let my gay friends have their way with his children. |
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