Obama deploys naval press gangs to teabagger rallies in bid to fight Somali pirates

[jpak]

well...could happen - right?

:shrug:

:evilgrin:

[lapfog_1]

1. Little do they know that the secret code word

"teabag" was chosen years ago, back in the days of the Communist infiltration of our school system, and that like flies to
dog droppings, the "teabaggers" are going on a one way ride to the FEMA re-education camps... starting TOMORROW!!!

[mitchtv]

3. It was a code word on "Sex and the City" too

in the form of a verb

[Fovea]

2. That would start the war of 2012

wouldn't it?

[jpak]

4. They will get my teabag when they pry it from my cold dead fingers

One teabag by land - two if by sea

:D

[Cirque du So-What]

5. Makes perfect sense to me

After all, Somalia is the logical extension of a government that has been drowned in the bathtub, right? In fact, if the residents of Mogadishu were of a fairer complexion, the teabaggers would consider it Peckerwood Paradise.

[spoony]

6. Lol, I'll k/r any thread with "press gangs" in the title

Haven't heard that in ages :)