President declares, "I kicked that
bionic guy's ass at arm wrasslin'!"*New! Apology Bush Action Figure, Just Pull The String And It Says*: "It is not right to have someone volunteer to wear the uniform and not get the best possible care," the president said at the end of his more than two-hour visit, cut short from its planned length by almost an hour. "I apologize for what they went through and we're going to fix the problem."
...evenutally...
So he shows up six weeks late, obviously because his intensive internal review which concluded:
President George "The buck stops; could you please take two steps away from me General? Thanks. Right there" Bush - "The problems at Walter Reed were caused by bureaucratic and administrative failures,"
...that stem from my and my vice president's rampant cronyism...
And then he leaves an hour early because, uhhhhh, it stunk in there? The mold was getting to his hay fever? The intense air of heroism was suffocating his cowardice?
Prediction - Walter Reed hospital will be cleared out, the property will be fenced and lie dormant for number of years only occupied by more rats. It will make a great spot for local teens to have a place to drink and screw until another President comes along and 'donates' the land to a developer for low income/high profit housing.
Meanwhile there's dickwad (Bush) lobbing empty promises and giving insincere apologies. How do I know? Please visit New Orleans and get back to me. Thank you.
This article was inspired by:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17869103/