I'm going to a tea bagging party

[texastoast]

I'd like to make some anti-corporate signs.

Suggestions?

[Aviation Pro]

1. "Ball gargle much?"

....that ought to make them rabid.

[Kali]

18. ppppfffftttttt

:spray:

[librechik]

2. END THE CORPORATE MEDIA CIRCUS!!

with appropriate costume or artwork

[muntrv]

3. Pass out flyers showing the real definition of "teabagging."

[Tangerine LaBamba]

4. You'll need a proper outfit - - -

Might I suggest?

[DCKit]

25. Bet I could turn that T-shirt into a pair of teabagging boxers. n/t

[MrCoffee]

5. This

Ok, so it's not really anti-corporate, but still appropriate.

[jmg257]

7. LOL! LOVE it!!!

[lazyriver]

10. I might have to find a party to attend just to hold that sign up.

[texastoast]

19. Crying!

Hysterical.

[chknltl]

37. Double Dawg DUZY!

I don't know if we still have DUZY awards but this is the funniest thing I've read this week in the DU! It rates better than a regular Duzy in my book!

[dem629]

6. "Stop Wasting Billions and Billions of Hard-Earned Taxpayer Money....

in Iraq."

[dem629]

8. "Prowd Republican!"

[xchrom]

11. ...

:spray:

[Warpy]

9. TEABAGGING

DID YOU
LOOK IT
UP YET?

[BlueCollar]

13. ROTFL....n/t

[texastoast]

20. I think this one will certainly make it

But do you, ahem, think it will go over their heads?

[Warpy]

23. Entirely. And repeatedly.

but that's what makes it so much fun.

[ananda]

12. A Teabagger is pretty low and disgusting, acc. to..

.. the Urban Dictionary.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabagger

teabagger

1) one who carries large bags of packaged tea for shipment.

2) a man that squats on top of a womens face and lowers his genitals into her mouth during sex, known as "teabagging"

3) one who has a job or talent that is low in social status

4) a person who is unaware that they have said or done something foolish, childlike, noobish, lame, or inconvenient.

5) also see "fagbag", "lamer", "noob"
Matt baseball, I can't believe he skipped our lan party to go to practice. Yeah, that kid is such a teabagger.

2. teabagger

A conservative republican who protests against income taxes by rubbing their nutsacks in each other's faces.

GBTBOH (Glad to be of help.)

Chortle

[madmom]

14. I may be going to one too. These are some suggestions I received:

See! Protest IS patriotic: embrace the CHANGE!

Not a tea party, a tea tantrum

6 months ago, you called this TREASON!

I now have less taxes and more representation

Tea Parties are for Little Girls! (my personal fav.)

[texastoast]

29. Those are all very good

I'm going to take some people with me, so I'll make some signs with a couple of these. Thanks so much! :hi:

[Bucky]

15. "No more deficits! Raise our taxes NOW!"

[rateyes]

16. I wouldn't have in my hand

what you just put in his mouth.

[rateyes]

17. The Corporations have bitten your hands, and now

you want to put your balls in their mouths?

[Initech]

21. Dress up as a Dirty Sanchez.

[texastoast]

28. Ewwwww

No.

[Initech]

32. I was thinking literally.

[Stevenmarc]

22. Club Baths...... 1979......... been there, done that

[soleiri]

24. Make giant tea bags

Take some muslin (not half-breed), and make two sacks, fill with material that resembles “tea”, sew the bags together. Proudly carry your giant sacks around.
You may even make extras to sell.
If they happen to resemble anything else …

[FrenchieCat]

26. When you get there, the corporation in charge will hand you

what they see fit.

[texastoast]

27. Yeah, maybe

But I have other ideas (thanks to some DU'ers here).

I'm thinking: No more Republican deficits. Pay as you go.

That oughta piss them off.

[BuyingThyme]

30. Did you listen to Thom today?

He had the same idea.

I would suggest, "DOWN WITH PEPSI. DOWN WITH COKE. DOWN WITH THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHAT MADE US ALL BROKE." Something about the gold standard on the other side.

[L. Coyote]

31. Tax the Rich!! Tax Excess Profits! Tax Excess Children! Tax Corporations Equally. End Loopholes!

[Dr.Phool]

33. I tea-bagged your mother! Or Barbara Bush. Take yer pick.

[Hello_Kitty]

34. 'Ayn Rand was an illegal immigrant!'

It's not anti-corporate but should get a double-take or two.

:evilgrin:

[brettdale]

35. Faux off

Faux off.

[obiwan]

36. Tee shirt that says...

... "I can't go golfing with my buddies. I keep falling off the ball washer."

[Norquist Nemesis]

38. One sign and a profit maker here!

1) Sign: "DICK ARMY" with arrow pointing toward the area they are gathering.

2) Tinfoil Hats for $2.50

Or, just type up a bunch of bible versus and sell them for $1.50 per sheet. Do whatever it takes to separate these idiots from their money.