I overslept today because of ACORN. Then ACORN ruined my office presentation.

[Bleacher Creature]

And to make things worse, ACORN burned my lunch order and misplaced my credit card payment, resulting in my getting assessed a late fee.

(I felt like seeing what life would be like as a Republican and blaming all of my problems on some completely non-germane bogeyman.)

[MercutioATC]

1. ACORN turned me into a newt!

...I got better...

[damntexdem]

5. Not a Gingrich, surely? I hope not!

Even if you did get better later.

But ACORN has made my hairline recede, so I don't doubt its power -- well, they're in cahoots with the barbers who keep cutting my hair further up my forehead.

;-)

[blondeatlast]

2. Hillary Clinton is responsible for my forthcoming divorce. George Soros

allowed my puppy to chew my last pair of comfy shoes, and Michael Moore made my kid have stomach flu so I can't fo out and buy new shoes.

DO NOT get me started on Rachel Maddow...

[damntexdem]

6. Yeah, sure, but what did ACORN do to you?

Hey, this thread is about the ACORN of Evil, after all!

[blondeatlast]

8. They introduced my husband to the 22 year old, that's what.

Hence, they are at the helm of all my woes.

[polmaven]

23. Acorn made a tree in my yard

grow WAY too big, - and then - hold on to your hats, now - and THEN - made the tree begin to rot so I had to spend MONEY to get it cut down! ...I can't go on, sorry - I must step away until I can compose myself...Maybe I will get out a nice teabag and ....:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Hello_Kitty]

10. Al Franken foreclosed on my Grandma.

And he laughed maniacally the whole time. Bad Al. Bad. Bad. :spank:

[blondeatlast]

19. I just KNEW he had ties to big real estate; no doubt through ACORN. Norm Coleman

is just trying to save us, is all.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

3. Isn't that shadowy organization run by this guy?

George Soros is his name, isn't it?

[undeterred]

4. ACORN made my dog roll on a dead fish

and now he stinks.

[damntexdem]

9. Well, of course the dead fish stinks -- it would have done that even without the dog rolling in it.

But did ACORN kill the fish?

[undeterred]

12. We will not know until the necropsy results are in.

[tridim]

7. If the ACORN argument fails, there's always George Soros to blame.

And the Move-On crowd.

[blondeatlast]

14. Post #2, I scooped you. nt

[tridim]

16. Damn you! Soros must have helped you scoop me.

Because Soros knows all and is behind everything.

[blondeatlast]

17. I'm not saying. how I knew.

But the name did just pop right into my head...

[Stephanie]

11. Just another Commie Socialist Marxist Sharia Day!

[depakid]

13. Believe it or not there are STILL people on newspaper comment sections whinging about evil ACORN

:rofl:

[Obamanaut]

15. The whinging in justified! Just look at these examples of what the

foreclosing hair receder 22 year old introducing fish killing scoundrels have done thus far.

[conscious evolution]

18. I saw ACORN turn

into a tree one time.
I swear it happened.I was at bandcamp,see...

[tigereye]

20. it's so funny, I used to live in a house full of Acorn activists, and I can't

believe all the negative attention that they have received from the rabid right. Just seems OTT

[DearAbby]

21. I was researching

Acorn has been a problem for some time now. Through our history, Acorn was responsible for the Black plague during the middle ages, Acorn was at Ford's Theater the fateful night Abe Lincoln was shot. Acorn advised General Custer at Little Big Horn. Acorn was responsible for the 1918 Spanish flu. Caused the Stock market crash of '29. Bombed Pearl Harbor, to name a few.

[tuckessee]

22. Yeah, joke all you want but acorn actually destroyed my neighbor's car.

Of course, it was an acorn three hundred years ago that had morphed into a massive Chestnut Oak which toppled during high winds onto his driveway.....:)