Officially the weirdest thing ever: Hannidate--Sean Hannity's Dating Website

[margotb822]

I'm not making this up.

http://hannidate.hannity.com/

"Hannidate - The place where people of like conservative minds can come together to meet. Whether you are looking for a life partner, or just someone to hang out with, here you'll be able to find exactly who you are looking for, locally or around the world. It's fun, interactive, safe and anonymous - until you decide to take it further."

:rofl: and :puke:

[walldude]

1. This has been around for awhile

I guess we ought to be grateful they have a little place for themselves to continue to wallow in and share their ignorance.

[maseman]

18. Another loser

If you refresh a new loser comes up. I refreshed seven times and never got a women fetaured profile.

Check the spelling and grammer on this one. What is it with CONservatives and "there'r auufulll spelingg and grammur?"




Kind Conservative and All Male Member Name: TS1228

Caucasian / White, 49, Divorced Columbus, Ohio
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Gender: Male
Age: 49 (18-Nov-1959)
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Marital Status: Divorced
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Occupation: Technical
Education: Some college
Languages: English (Fluent)

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General Information
I grew up in Ohio. I enjoy all outdoor activites, workout
and watch the history/discovery chanels. I like being out to
see natures beauty. Im strong, smart, secure and love to
cuddle. I love to have talks about the days events and to
keep good ommunication with my companion.

Appearance
Hair is like my pic. Stocky build. Dress for the occation.
best features are eyes, arms, hugs, kisses. I love children
and like to be involved in their lives.


Looking for
Companionship leading to marriage someday. Good
values/morals, christian person who knows what appropriate
behivior and boundaries means. Good communication skills.
Someone who likes to be active. I like and can do about any
type of activity.
Gender: Female
Age From: 35
Age To: 50

[Mojambo]

2. Man! When you search it's all people from outside the US

Hannity's running a mail order bride service!

[Ganja Ninja]

3. Jesus General posted a profile awhile back.

Here's a link: http://hannidate.hannity.com/index.php?page=view_profile&id=1144

His general information is hilarious.



"I'm aganist the gays. i'm looking for some guy BUDDIES to
just horse around with and stuff. general macho guy stuff
like punching in the shoulder for no reason and drink beer
and agressivly wrasslin around in the yard or the livin room
for no reason, but not gayly. i'm a southern baptist and
i go to first baptist church. i'm thankful to God and
President Bush and Jesus for all the blesings in my life.
the word of God says that gays are not going to heaven which
is why i'm not gay... i mean, i wouldn't be gay anyways caws
it's sick and gross but... i'm just sayin, God says it's
wrong, and i mean, who can argue with God? besides, it was
ADAM and eve, not STEVE and eve! i like to go out
with my buddies or just stay in, whatever they want. i spend
my time watching football and Nascar and would like to find
a good macho and confident buddy to go to Nascar and
wrasslin with. i also like to arm wrassle, clear brush and
burn the brush that i clear. I'm just lookin for a good
buddy (or 2) to clear some brush with. i'd one day like
to get myself a little place out in Texas or Wyoming where
me and my buddie(s) might start us up a little cow and calf
operation. that's pretty much what i like. stuff where you
have to be pretty macho to do it. bungee jumping, chopin
some wood, rollercoasters etc. must be physically fit. no
coloreds, accept for blacks... oh, i also like girls."

:evilgrin:

[margotb822]

6. I wonder if he got any responses

That would be awkward...

[Mari333]

8. !!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!! nt

[Liberal In Texas]

9. Think they're smart enough to know they were punked? n/t

[sarcasmo]

15. Someone had to make that up, it's just to stereotypical.

[Hepburn]

4. "Hannidate?"

Sounds like a product to use if one has an STD!

[guitar man]

5. What a stupid idea

I mean, why the hell would they need a dating site too hook up with their sisters? :shrug:


:rofl:

[nickyt]

7. Today's featured date:

Gob bless America
Gender - Age: Female - 19
General Info:
I'm an outgoing, blunt,
down-to-earth person. I've got
morals and boundaries. I will
speak my mind as well. Old
men, you can stop reading
now. ...


Yes, Gob bless us, every one!

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. "Excitement for teabagging a plus -- after all, we're all conservatives here..." n/t

[Optical.Catalyst]

11. Great place to meet like minded Teabaggers

[Fuzz]

12. I did a search for the hell of it, no woman within 500 miles of me with a picture, THEN

I did one 500 miles + and guess what? Many from Asia, Russia etc, like those mail order bride sites.

Wow.

[margotb822]

13. Hm, so it's all dudes looking for "friends"

I wonder if Hannity knows he's supporting TEH GAYZ!!!

Or running some creepy mailorder bride situation...

[madamesilverspurs]

14. Well, that' s one little corner of

the gene pool we don't have to dive into. Ain't enough chlorine there, eh?

[NeedleCast]

16. I live in one of those most populous areas of the country

and there is ONE female between the ages of 30-35 in my area. I guess Hannidate is not quite as popular as Match.com yet.

[NeedleCast]

17. This is Classic! I could laugh at these profiles for days!

My fave so far:

I was born in Burbank, ca.I have the same personality as
you know know who. I love to ride my Piggio motor scooter.
Write music internet listen to talk shows. plant's.
whenever Ann Coulter is on ,I have to hug the tv. Just
kidding ...may'be. Non smoker, non drinker, likes rock and
roll even some hippy stuff from 70z I love the open road i
love animals even the weird ones My computer desk is
surrounded with plants yes live with my dad but i have a
really open scedulwall

Good looking. 5,11. auburn hair. (Rented). 220 pounds. 38
x 29 little heavy conservative clothing likes to
eat mothers cooking (she's italian and cooks well) I look
great on my italian motor scooter must love animals

Looking for
First must be Another Sean Hannity listener (on the right
). average looks okay Non smoker!!! never crapy A
drink Here and there is acceptable i don't drink live
close to bay area humorous serious compassionate
35-41 not dull must love animals excepts my cured bout of
epilepsy loves plants even fly traps